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Regular question, Oblivion answer

Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:08 pm

This is originally not my idea, I stole it from the Morrowind forum and I decided to import it to the Oblivion forum as it is quite fun.
It works like this. The question asked is about something in your everyday life, and the answer is Oblivion influenced. The person providing the answer also asks the new question in the same post and no question should be answered more than once. Also if there is any doubt, only the last question asked should be answered. Otherwise there will be chaos.

Here′s an example.

Q: My car needs gas but I don′t have the money. What should I do?

A: Simply use fast-travel. It′s free and instantaneous.

Now I′ll ask the real question. Feel free to tag along :)

Q: What should I do if I feel threatened when I go out?
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Pumpkin
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:36 pm

Q: What should I do if I feel threatened when I go out?
A: Cast a detect life spell so nothing can sneak up on you.

Q: I haven't been feeling well. Should I go see the doctor?
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Ana Torrecilla Cabeza
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:05 am

Q: What should I do if I feel threatened when I go out?


Bring a Medieval weapon, or simply use life detection to stop anyone who is trying to come near you....
Better yet, don't go outside at all. Fast travel everywhere you go. xD
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Emilie M
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:40 am

Q: I haven't been feeling well. Should I go see the doctor?

A: Psth. There are no such things as a "Doctor." Pray at the Chapel of Nine!
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QuinDINGDONGcey
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:23 am

A: Psth. There are no such things as a "Doctor." Pray at the Chapel of Nine!

You should have given the new question too like Acadian did, but I can take it for now :)

Q: What can I do if my TV breaks down?
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Claudia Cook
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 10:19 am

A: destroy it using fire magic while you become enraged.

Q: my pet hasn't come home last night. how should i find it?
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Chloe Lou
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:32 pm

Q: my pet hasn't come home last night. how should i find it?

A: Go pick up some onion and orange to make a Detect Life potion.

Q: I have long hair so it takes time for it to dry. How can I speed it up?
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Channing
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:25 pm

Q: I have long hair so it takes time for it to dry. How can I speed it up?

A: Either Fireball spell or stop swimming in the river.

Q: I've lost my keys, how can I open the door?
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lucile
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:42 pm

Q: I've lost my keys, how can I open the door?

A: Go get the Skeleton key. Never fails to open a lock

Q: My motorcykel needs new tires. What can I do to afford it?
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Miss K
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:47 am

Q: My motorcykel needs new tires. What can I do to afford it?

A:Go Alyeid Ruin dungeon plundering and sell the Varla Stones :D

Q: I can't catch up to this deer. What do I do?
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Claire Vaux
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:23 pm

Q: I can't catch up to this deer. What do I do?

A: Get the Staff of Paralyzing Burst

Q: I hate the commercial every ten minutes on TV. What can I do while I wait for the show to resume?
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Michelle Serenity Boss
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:15 am

A. Cast Bound Dagger over and over again to raise your Conjuration skill.

Q. I have a first date tonight and want to make a good impression, what can I do?
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Yung Prince
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:45 am

Q: I have long hair so it takes time for it to dry. How can I speed it up?

A: Either Fireball spell or stop swimming in the river.

Q: I've lost my keys, how can I open the door?


A: Buy an Open Lock spell.

Q: There's someone I realy dislike. How can I get rid of him (be creative with this one guys, there are so many options, lol)
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Dj Matty P
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:18 am

A. Use a beguile scroll on them.

Q. I'm looking for a good book to read,where should I go first?
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Nienna garcia
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:38 pm

A: Why, go to the Mages Guild. They seem to have more books then a library, oddly enough.

Q: It takes so long to buffer videos sometimes. Any ideas on how to make it fasteré
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Hayley Bristow
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:48 am

A: Buy an Open Lock spell.

Read the rules. A question should only be answered once. Always answer the last question asked
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Robert Jr
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:51 am

A: Cast a fortify Speed spell on your computer.
Q: I need to open this jar of Pickles, What do I do?
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Amber Ably
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:13 pm

Q: I need to open this jar of Pickles, What do I do?

A: Cast Fortify Strength on yourself

Q: Guys at work are being jerks. What should I do about them?
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daniel royle
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:16 am

A: Cast a frenzy spell on them, and an invisibility spell on yourself, let them settle it.
Q: I just got pulled over for speeding, what should I do to get out of the Ticket?
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meghan lock
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:04 am

Q: I just got pulled over for speeding, what should I do to get out of the Ticket?

A: Cast a Charm spell on the officer and have him shred it

Q: If no deer comes when I hunt, what should I do?
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:22 am

A: Cast a Charm spell on the officer and have him shred it

Q: If no deer comes when I hunt, what should I do?

A: Hunt a unicorn instead

Q: My breath is kind of stinky and I'm not at home, what should I do?
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SHAWNNA-KAY
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:32 am

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Q: My breath is kind of stinky and I'm not at home, what should I do?
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Cast charm on whoever you meet: They wont mind!

Q: I just broke my arm, and I am to far away from people, a phone, or a hospital, and I am totally lost. Anyone care to helpé
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emma sweeney
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:18 am

Q: I just broke my arm, and I am to far away from people, a phone, or a hospital, and I am totally lost. Anyone care to helpé

A: Just pull up your map and select the nearest town and fast-travel there. Then go to the local chapel and pray

Q: In the summer it′s usually too hot for me to sleep. What should I do?
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Spaceman
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:05 pm

A: Just pull up your map and select the nearest town and fast-travel there. Then go to the local chapel and pray

Q: In the summer it′s usually too hot for me to sleep. What should I do?

A: Take a trip to frostfire glade if the heat is bothering you

Q: My back is really itchy and I can't reach it, what should I do?
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m Gardner
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:56 pm

A: Take a trip to frostfire glade if the heat is bothering you

Q: My back is really itchy and I can't reach it, what should I do?


A. Summon a skeleton, they can scratch it for you.

Q. I can't figure out how to install Linux on this old computer of mine, what should I do?
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