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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:33 pm

Confirmation, though none is ever really needed, of the old adage, "A stiff [censored] has no conscience."
A friend lost, anything worthwhile gained?

... Didn't know that word was censored. Normally, you are allowed to [censored] your finger, even if it is forbidden to finger your [censored].


...Now I'm really confused. I just keep coming up with really dirty things. I should go.
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Anna Watts
 
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:17 pm

...Now I'm really confused. I just keep coming up with really dirty things. I should go.

What did Sleeping Beauty do to her finger?
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Big mike
 
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:17 pm

God forbid a woman should be sixually agressive, the [censored]. How dare she!
Only men are allowed to [censored] around like that and get respect for it.
As for friends who use their BF girlfriend for sixytimes, and allow themselves to be used, you get no sympathy from me.
Deal with the consequences of your actions, and man the [censored] up.


And as for damaged, people are not born that way.

"stalks off"


Its not being sixually aggressive that's the problem. Its the fact that she CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH SOMEONE SHE KNEW FOR A DAY. And then turned around and said she loved both of them and wanted BOTH guys. Mamagato... what you just spewed forth was one of the most sixist, bull [censored] comments I've ever read. Also, any man/woman who [censored]s around with their friends' partner deserves no [censored] respect for it. As a matter of fact, I've never encountered a case where a man/woman cheated with the best friend and it was all funny and dandy with the people who knew about it. It was a [censored] thing to do.

Please think a bit more clearly, and think like Summer. Label cans, not people. Shame on you.

I do agree with your last statement. OP, man the [censored] up and deal with it.
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Elle H
 
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:57 pm

I guess some guys will have six with anything approaching them with spread legs... I fear for the coffee table...


95% of the average male's brainpower is devoted to finding things in the immediate area he can fit his [censored] into. The other 5% is devoted to getting away with it. :P
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:39 pm

95% of the average male's brainpower is devoted to finding things in the immediate area he can fit his [censored] into. The other 5% is devoted to getting away with it. :P


We deserve more recognition for our efforts to get away with it. It's gotta be at least 10%.
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Nikki Morse
 
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:27 pm

Yes, you should definitely run as far away as possible. I really don't know why someone would go on and have six with some crazy girl who would pour her heart out on the first day, cheat on her boyfriend (who is your best friend... though through your actions, I highly doubt you see him that way), and then keep on pouring her heart out. I guess some guys will have six with anything approaching them with spread legs... I fear for the coffee table...

Anyway, it seems as though she has been planning to cheat for a while now, and was just waiting for a guy to come by so she can do it. Ignore all the crap about 'connection' and 'love' and whatnot, 'cause she's probably been rehearsing that in her head for ages.

There's nothing wrong with a sixually aggressive girl, but there is something not right if she's willing to open her legs for any guy coming by (could be something that's happened to her, or it could be the way she just is). If I were in your position, I would've left her, told my best friend, and then the two of you can leave her alone to go screw other guys.

six! *Throws hands in air and stomps off*

EDIT: I think my second paragraph could be applicable to most people; but I do understand that the persuasion that casual six is normal and six quite early is good. I'm just different...

That would probably have been the best idea. Nothing wrong with casual six, but six with your best friend's girlfriend, for Christ's sake... I'd hope that even a sixually frustrated virgin teenage boy wouldn't do that, but clearly some people are just [censored]s.

OP, the only decent thing left for you to do is tell that girl to piss off, and then tell your friend in person. And if he beats you up and never wants to talk to you again, he'd be damn right.
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:45 am

95% of the average male's brainpower is devoted to finding things in the immediate area he can fit his [censored] into. The other 5% is devoted to getting away with it. :P

know its a joke but come on, some us really are nice :)

this thread kinda reminds me of a MJ song. i can see the OP arguing with his friend exclaiming

The dawg gawn girl is mine!
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:59 pm

I guess some guys will have six with anything approaching them with spread legs... I fear for the coffee table...

http://www.indiamart.com/innovationdelhi/hotel-furnishing.html
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:49 am

No, keep away from her. If she was so willing to cheat on her boyfriend for you, then she'll most likely be copulating with the first piece of new meat she can find once you've overstayed your usefulness.
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:00 am

know its a joke but come on, some us really are nice :)


I'm of the male variety of human as well but yeah, I was just joking. It's probably more like 70%. :P
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Post » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:38 am

I'm of the male variety of human as well but yeah, I was just joking. It's probably more like 70%. :P

Now that is a fact.
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:24 am

Its not being sixually aggressive that's the problem. Its the fact that she CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH SOMEONE SHE KNEW FOR A DAY. And then turned around and said she loved both of them and wanted BOTH guys. Mamagato... what you just spewed forth was one of the most sixist, bull [censored] comments I've ever read. Also, any man/woman who [censored]s around with their friends' partner deserves no [censored] respect for it. As a matter of fact, I've never encountered a case where a man/woman cheated with the best friend and it was all funny and dandy with the people who knew about it. It was a [censored] thing to do.

Please think a bit more clearly, and think like Summer. Label cans, not people. Shame on you.

I do agree with your last statement. OP, man the [censored] up and deal with it.

[censored] that he didn't know her, she's his best friend's girlfriend. Her problem isn't that she enjoys causal six, it is that she cannot communicate with her boyfriend honestly, and neither can the supposed best friend who screwed her.
Number one important thing in a relationship is communication. People are not perfect, they make mistakes. That the relationship was in trouble, both mentally and phyiscally should have been number one on the priority list. Not her willingness to fornicate. All parties here are to blame, BF, GF, and BFF who screws BF's GF.

I am thinking a damn sight clearer than most people here.
As for sixist, don't hand me that [censored], walk a mile in a womans's shoes,
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Post » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:43 am

Any useful advice was taken care of in the first handful of posts (don't do it, don't continue it) and this has devolved into sophmoric humor and misplaced diatribes or advice. *click*
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