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remember how chickens used to report crimes?

Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:59 am

horses can too apparently...
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Lily Something
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:33 am

and most dead male nord bandits look like triple H
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Jerry Jr. Ortiz
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:31 pm

Mudcrabs can
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Isabell Hoffmann
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:09 pm

horses can too apparently...

I thought horses always reported crimes, especially to guild masters...
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Glu Glu
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:25 pm

Skeletons can.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:05 am

horses can too apparently...



Chickens still can. I killed one for his soul and the other for ratting me out.
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sharon
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:20 pm

What now?
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Calum Campbell
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:37 pm

What now?

Don't do crimes near animals.

Big Brother is watching you.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:53 am

*kills one dog*

+5 bounty!

*kills other dog*

Last Witness Killed. -5 bounty.

:whistling:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:44 pm

Do Bethesda know something we don't?
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:55 am

Mudcrabs can

I was working on a DB quest and some guy was all by himself out in the wild next to a river. I killed him and reloaded numerous times because I kept getting a bounty and couldn't figure out why. So I killed him and searched around and found nothing but mudcrabs. When I reloaded, I killed all the mudcrabs and received no bounty when I murdered the guy. I was pretty pissed, wondering how mudcrabs can give me a bounty out in the wild.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:36 am

Man, this blows to know.
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Sarah Edmunds
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:53 pm

Man, this blows to know.


Actually I find it quite humorous! Explains why i'm detected when i see no one around rofl.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:43 am

Animals are the moderators of the game.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Yeah, like how I would get kicked out of the thieves guild/Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion for putting shadowmere to unconscious... Beautiful traveling chest.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:28 am

I was 100% sure that OP will say "... then they took an arrow in the knee."
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:01 pm

I was 100% sure that OP will say "... then they took an arrow in the knee."


Well, sure, that's why chickens become guards, but we're talking about crimes here.
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