*Rimalus Bruiant punches dogs in the background*

Rimalus: HURAAGHHHHHHHH

*Kezune dies and Bailey whimpers*

*goes to talk to Rimalus*

Rimalus: "I'm Rimalus Bruiant. Perhaps you've met my wife, Rena? And our dogs, Bailey and Kezu?"

*looks at Kezune's corpse*

Rimalus: "Rena and I moved to Chorrol so we could have a nice, comfortable home for our dogs. It's a lovely town. And our dogs are so happy here."

Me:

*exits conversation*

*Rimalus starts attacking his wife and his other dog*

Me:



I swear I've never seen anything so funny in the history of TES!