Rethan Manor : III - Morrowind

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:52 am

But of course, J'rahzir would be lying if words left his mouth stating he was not amused. Perhaps at a later time. Khajiit may provide such a gift for the Argonian should the Argonian prove such worth. Should the Deekus seek such an item for J'rahzir? *sly smirk*

Quite possibly, for Deekus earns a cozy income through acquiring such "items". This one thinks that both could benefit from a mutual relationship, one in where each proves each other's worth through the acquisition of Wealthy Man's goods? Would not such a coexistence bring in many trinkets of a fine gleam, Hmm? Many sugars to be shared?

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:12 am

I believe there is much "ease of motion" when a cat is not burdened with blood, bones, flesh, pretty much anything that doesn't go into a fur coat.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:16 pm

I believe there is much "ease of motion" when a cat is not burdened with blood, bones, flesh, pretty much anything that doesn't go into a fur coat.

Khajiit apologizes. J'rahzir did not know the Dunmer is not Dunmer but Nord.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:31 pm

Note to guards: We need new slaves. About 300 should suffice. What? We only have room for 100? Oh well, kill the 100 we have now, and 200 of the incoming ones. It isn't as if we don't have enough disposable income.

» Thu May 03, 2012 6:49 am

Note to guards: We need new slaves. About 300 should suffice. What? We only have room for 100? Oh well, kill the 100 we have now, and 200 of the incoming ones. It isn't as if we don't have enough disposable income.

((LOL!!! So hard to keep a straight face! XD))

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:57 pm

Oh, and that cat and lizard over there? I have special plans for them. Where was my copy of Horrors of Castle Xyr again? I must say I loved the play adaptation of it. Too bad they didn't use live subjects for the more interesting scenes.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:29 am

So, Telvanni shall dress as a woman and fear Argonian? Interesting.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:44 pm

Note to guards: We need new slaves. About 300 should suffice. What? We only have room for 100? Oh well, kill the 100 we have now, and 200 of the incoming ones. It isn't as if we don't have enough disposable income.

(lawl this was [censored] funny) What will mere material wealth mean when one of an even higher arrogance comes along, and ends up destroying the land of your ancestors? It will probably happen sooner, rather than later. Deekus knows you Wizards try to trick death through the channeling and hording of souls and energy, but this is merely because you are terrified of truth, and of death itself. Pay more attention when you are lording over your precious tomes and volumes of history and knowledge.

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:35 am

(lawl this was [censored] funny) What will mere material wealth mean when one of an even higher arrogance comes along, and ends up destroying the land of your ancestors? It will probably happen sooner, rather than later. Deekus knows you Wizards try to trick death through the channeling and hording of souls and energy, but this is merely because you are terrified of truth, and of death itself. Pay more attention when you are lording over your precious tomes and volumes of history and knowledge.

J'rahzir believes the Argonian speaks of recently rather than eventually.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:03 am

(lawl this was [censored] funny) What will mere material wealth mean when one of an even higher arrogance comes along, and ends up destroying the land of your ancestors? It will probably happen sooner, rather than later. Deekus knows you Wizards try to trick death through the channeling and hording of souls and energy, but this is merely because you are terrified of truth, and of death itself. Pay more attention when you are lording over your precious tomes and volumes of history and knowledge.

And yet you, lizard, claim to be a "scholar". Of what, cave drawings? And, of course, the Telvanni survived the crash without any disruption, since we have spels that can protect us from such events. The lizards need sustenance from a tree, while we bend trees to suit our will.

» Thu May 03, 2012 9:17 am

What does Telvanni do with such bent trees?

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:10 am

We of course, use them for houses. Of course, civilized races actually HAVE houses.

» Thu May 03, 2012 7:37 am

J'rahzir believes the Argonian speaks of recently rather than eventually.

(Yep, I wrote too quickly, and didn't write with more emphasis and ambiguity regarding the future. XD) Recently? So are you hinting that this one's predictions might have actually come true? This horrifies Deekus beyond words... He trusts the Khajiit, yet is baffled by his knowledge of the future. How does one obtain such knowledge? This too, Deekus wishes he did not ponder.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:06 am

Trees are houses? Khajiit assumed such things were mushrooms. Fungus for the Telvanni to live. Almost plant, but feeds, and festers, and grotesques. Not the best of manors, but perhaps it is wise to grow such buildings than to build.

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:00 am

Trees are houses? Khajiit assumed such things were mushrooms. Fungus for the Telvanni to live. Almost plant, but feeds, and festers, and grotesques. Not the best of manors, but perhaps it is wise to grow such buildings than to build.

If the cat would know more than one language, it would realize that Mora is the Elven word for "tree". Hence Sadrith Mora, Tel Mora, Balmora, and Morag Tong. Thus they are trees. Also, I used "tree" so as not to confuse the cat with the intricacies of biology.

» Thu May 03, 2012 10:24 am

And yet you, lizard, claim to be a "scholar". Of what, cave drawings? And, of course, the Telvanni survived the crash without any disruption, since we have spels that can protect us from such events. The lizards need sustenance from a tree, while we bend trees to suit our will.

Deekus claimed no such title, and is surprised that such a prestigious Dunmer would lower himself by even acknowledging the hypothetical trade of a mere "lizard". So you had spells to protect you from this so called crash? If I were to ask you if you protected your own kind from this event, I'd imagine that you would respond by prasing the deaths of the weaker of your kin. And those "Trees" are more ancient than that of your silly little clan of Mer "wizards". Ah, Deekus simply cannot understand the blatant disregard for life some have, it makes him loose faith in the hearts of man and mer...

» Thu May 03, 2012 6:05 am

I have nothing but the highest regards for worthwhile life. Lizards and cats? Not in that category. And Tel Uvrith was built in my lifetime. And yours, which is to end soon.

» Thu May 03, 2012 8:45 am

I have nothing but the highest regards for worthwhile life. Lizards and cats? Not in that category. And Tel Uvrith was built in my lifetime. And yours, which is to end soon.

Does this mean Deekus and J'rahzir are more than worthwhile? Such an honor warms like no fur, no hide, no skooma. Such praise, such gaze, such craze! Surely, the Dunmer flatters the Argonian and Khajiit! Forgive J'rahzir, for he purrs like a kitten! *purrs*

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:50 pm

Does this mean Deekus and J'rahzir are more than worthwhile? Such an honor warms like no fur, no hide, no skooma. Such praise, such gaze, such craze! Surely, the Dunmer flatters the Argonian and Khajiit! Forgive J'rahzir, for he purrs like a kitten! *purrs*

Yes, because I have so much regard for the 300 lizards and cats I had killed.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:25 am

I have nothing but the highest regards for worthwhile life. Lizards and cats? Not in that category. And Tel Uvrith was built in my lifetime. And yours, which is to end soon.

By even responding to Deekus through defending your beliefs and what you value, is a blasphemous sign of insecurity coming from a master practitioner of the Telvanni tradition. It reduces your stature, to infinitely smaller proportion, and thus your contradictory nature becomes such a sumptuous feast for this ones creativity! Think of all the comedic roles I could devise from your example of living! Deekus is laughing from the delicious irony!

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:14 am

Yes, because I have so much regard for the 300 lizards and cats I had killed.

Ah, yes. It is polite to mourn the dead. Perhaps they shall rest in peace now that the Dunmer has repented.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:16 pm

I see that the cat is too stupid to grasp the idea of sarcasm, something I mastered five centuries ago.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:46 pm

I see that the cat is too stupid to grasp the idea of sarcasm, something I mastered five centuries ago.

As rust builds upon steel, perhaps so to does it build upon one's tongue, yes?

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:58 pm

As rust builds upon steel, perhaps so to does it build upon one's tongue, yes?

Steel? What is this "steel", some Imperial material? The Telvanni mastered the construction of Daedric many centuries ago. Of course, having a private ebony mine helps.

» Thu May 03, 2012 1:09 am

Does this mean Deekus and J'rahzir are more than worthwhile? Such an honor warms like no fur, no hide, no skooma. Such praise, such gaze, such craze! Surely, the Dunmer flatters the Argonian and Khajiit! Forgive J'rahzir, for he purrs like a kitten! *purrs*

We are so honored in having been given verbal consideration by a Noble Dunmer! It seems that times are indeed changing for these ones' statuses! *lights up a bowl of high quality sugar, and blows many smoke rings enthusiastically*