Recently I started a thread called 'Inner Monolouging' when I discorvered that quite alot of people imagine their character thinking or nattering to themselves whilst roleplaying their character, so I got to wondering: Whilst you're imagining your character nattering away in your head like the sad, sad people you are. creative people you are, are there any particular phrases your character uses often?

Darren's number one catch phrase has to be: 'For the love of god, Darren. Don't go in that cave. Nothing good happens when you go in caves.' *Proceeds to go in cave.*
This comes from several bad experiences, involving a cave where Darren found four ogres, all clumped in a group, and got discovered by them whilst attempting to sneak past, and another cave which had a group of seven boars which mauled him to death several times. (Thank god I don't play dead is dead.)

Oh, and after fleeing with his tail between his legs:
"ELDOR, AWAY!"
(Eldor is his paint horse that he obtained from Weynon Priory. He still doesn't remember where he got it, or what this stupid amulet is for, due to a rather drunken night which came after his visit.)

"Oh, look at the skulls on pikes! I wonder if there's anybody in here."

"I wonder what happens if I push this blue button."

"Rats again. Just ra...oops."

"Damn, I stepped on that trap the last time I was in here!"

"What lockpick? I thought you brought the lockpicks!"

STOP!
You violated the law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Your stolen goods are now forefit!

OR

BY THE NINE! ASSUALT! ASSUALT!

Haha, that reminded me of when I was doing the tutorial dungeon with Darren.

"Well, this isn't so bad, I'm prettymuch home-free -
*Sees skulls on pikes.*
Thaaat's not a good sign. Ugh, that's just exessive."

Some of Buffy's common phrases:

"By Mara!"

"Acadian! I hate you!"

"Fine!"

"I'm looking for more nirnroot. Do I really want to be looking for more nirnroot? Do I need it?"

"I wish I could repair my own gear. I'm in the middle of nowhere and my enchanted dagger is flat busted."

Couple phrases. Just know that my character, Riden, is the master of the Mythic Dawn and unofficial High Chancellor from a mod which I LOVE. It's called Servant of the Dawn. Look it up on the tesnexus.

"I worship Lord Dagon...so what? You worship a flaming dragon that turned to stone. I think that kind of evens out the whole thing."

"Just because I'm the Master of the Mythic Dawn doesn't mean I go slaying innocents for. I have a perfectly good hobby of making wine."

"FOR LORD DAGON!"

In response to human sacrifice: "Why bag an innocent? There are some perfectly good Orcs to bag. They are NOT innocent..."

during/after an attack on something/someone:

by the gods! how could you do such a thing?! . . . better him than me. . .