S2K EXPLOITED: SHOCKING DETAILS!!!

Post » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:45 am

Dear Crysis 2 players,

I would like to say that I am deeply disappointed by the bargain bin performances put forth by this once so called "dynasty" of a clan. I have played enough matches against them recently for me to conclude that they are a clan riddled with inadequate and unacceptable operations. They have made some new additions to the clan that unfortunately have only added to the massive shiit abyss they find themselves engulfed in. In desperation they brought back Criminal Wayz who's apparently having an identity and gender crysis which is why he changes his name every other day. Most recent is Take Notz. Well, I played against him, took notes and bombed the exam. I would rather look off MR KILL U QUICKS paper next time. at least he achieves what he set out to do. Hungry Jakey is not looking too hungry these days as it appears he would eat the knot hole off a mountain goat. This despaeration is reflected in his passive, pan-handling style of gameplay of recent.
So, in an effort to toughen up their image they employ the skills of EZ DOES IT, straight off the mutha fucckin streets of sesame. Unfortunately the only thing he can do is microwave a grenade, can't cook it from fresh. Every time u see this guy he's got the one arm up doing the michael Jackson thriller as he waits for his little nade to carmalize. Dive of a player!!!
In conclusion, S2K have definitely taken a turn for the worse. They have taken on a street mob mentality to try and secure their spot in this game but in doing so, forgot about skill and left themselves eating sloppy seconds!!


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Veronica Flores
 
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Post » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:54 pm

Naw I love playing s2k whats got you so worked up? They don't c4, don't backout and actually know how to pilot a nanosuit. Save the negativity for a clan like the DORX clan.
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Alisia Lisha
 
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Post » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:14 pm

straight off the mother fawkin streets of Sesame!!!!! Holy crap---this is the funniest sh1t I ever read on gamesas. I'm going to die, seriously. This roast is the funniest sh1t you ever posted.
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