Does anyone know if there is a mod out there that actually makes your home safe?

Just once I'd like to come home and not find my cow dead or wife kidnapped or chickens squashed or horse busted or cellar infested, etc. and etc.

I mean those 'features' are ok, but they really get old after a while and I tire of having to re-buy animals or rescuing my spouse who then always gets bugged out.

I'd like to just have the option to hire a guard, and once that guard is purchased all the random crap at the house stops. I can finally go home in peace. Heck even the houses in MW let us buy guards. Would love to be able to do it here.