Salmon merchant? : V

» Tue May 03, 2011 1:17 am

I think there should be a salmon merchant in Skyrim, Who travels between the lake near Falkreath and the ocean constantly. He may be eaten by a bear at any random time, so you have to find him quick because he's selling legendary Yokudan armour from his old travels in the seas of Northern and Western Tamriel.

Who's with me?

EDIT: I mean the merchant is a salmon.

» Tue May 03, 2011 1:19 am

I think there should be a salmon merchant in Skyrim, Who travels between the lake near Falkreath and the ocean constantly. He may be eaten by a bear at any random time, so you have to find him quick because he's selling legendary Yokudan armour from his old travels in the seas of Northern and Western Tamriel.

Who's with me?

What exactly is Yokudan Armour?

» Mon May 02, 2011 7:58 pm

What exactly is Yokudan Armour?

Armour made by the Redguards of ancient Yokuda.

» Tue May 03, 2011 7:38 am

He needs to have a variety of goods available. Maybe some other species of fish.

Like cod.

» Tue May 03, 2011 12:24 am

It's random,but sure,why not?

» Mon May 02, 2011 8:39 pm

what exactly is a salmon?
no, i want ordinator armor....indril is it?

» Tue May 03, 2011 10:26 am

I am with you then! It would be an awesome easter egg!

» Mon May 02, 2011 9:30 pm

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Yokuda

I think this is a great idea. May I add it to the tes_mod_notes.txt file on my desktop? :geek:

» Tue May 03, 2011 5:15 am

This is the best idea I've seen and heard in decades. His name could be Salmon Ella. And he should wear a hat.

» Tue May 03, 2011 6:03 am

Yokudan armor, you say...? Only if he also has a fragment of Yokudan history detailing their fall at the hands of their own Pankratoswords.

» Mon May 02, 2011 9:19 pm

Yokudan armor, you say...? Only if he also has a fragment of Yokudan history detailing their fall at the hands of their own Pankratosword.

The life of the Salmon merchant is long and mysterious. Who knows what tales he has to tell? Some say he was witness to the construction of the Adamantine tower, but this is only a legend.

» Tue May 03, 2011 1:26 am

And he should sell sticks that are mad of fishes,that would be a treat...

» Mon May 02, 2011 11:09 pm

And he should sell sticks that are mad of fishes,that would be a treat...

Damn, you beat me to it! xD

» Mon May 02, 2011 8:11 pm

And he should sell sticks that are mad of fishes,that would be a treat...

No, he won't sell them, but he'll give you one the first time you meet him.

» Tue May 03, 2011 6:35 am

He needs to have a variety of goods available. Maybe some other species of fish.

Like cod.

He should refuse to sell COD, on the grounds that it's tasteless, overrated and too 'mainstream.'

» Tue May 03, 2011 2:46 am

what exactly is a salmon?
no, i want ordinator armor....indril is it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon. Ugly as sin but it's real good when hard fried

» Mon May 02, 2011 10:47 pm

No, he won't sell them, but he'll give you one the first time you meet him.

He should refuse to sell COD, on the grounds that it's tasteless, overrated and too 'mainstream.'

You guys just made my day.

» Tue May 03, 2011 12:22 am

Who's with me?

Bored are we?

Sure why not, but he better have some good storys about catching fishes bigger than his boat.

» Tue May 03, 2011 4:55 am

I actually like this idea.

Salmon merchant, also sells COD.

» Tue May 03, 2011 1:29 am

Bored are we?

Sure why not, but he better have some good storys about catching fishes bigger than his boat.

Oh, no, I don't think I explained properly. The merchant is a salmon. A pink salmon.

» Tue May 03, 2011 4:09 am

Oh you mean the Skyrim version of the Mudcrab Merchant. Well I liked the wrongly interpreted idea better.

» Tue May 03, 2011 1:57 am

Oh you mean the Skyrim version of the Mudcrab Merchant. Well I liked the wrongly interpreted idea better.

I'd like to see a human swim to Yokuda and back.

» Tue May 03, 2011 8:59 am

Oh, no, I don't think I explained properly. The merchant is a salmon. A pink salmon.

Oh... Then he can tell you how he wound up with a wooden fin and needed to buy a boat.

» Mon May 02, 2011 9:36 pm

I'd like to see a human swim to Yokuda and back.

Water Walking, Constant Effect.

GOML

» Mon May 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Water Walking, Constant Effect.

GOML

Pfft that's irrelevant.