Hrm. It'll be interesting to see how this one turns out.

Best of luck and all that.

Hey pluto.... You could use a moon

Two candidates enter, only one leaves. It's how it's done.

Welcome l'il Pluto. Make sure the tattoo bar code is visible for the turrets at all times. If you hear three beeps in a row, it's too late.

Good choice, I think.

Of course Leydenne would be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3knNoZn9IHk. Though she'd use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5O-8mZzqro&t=38s

Congrats Pluto! Have fun with it.

I'll be the obligatory forumite that oozing cynicism, so don't let me bother you. Welcome Pluto.

How do you become a mod anyway? Is it like that arena fight in the Pitt?

Welcome to the team Pluto.

It's not too bad, once the initial trauma, I mean shock is over. Sorry about hitting your garden gnome with the Van when we came to get you, I mean pick you up. We'll get you another one.

Kinda, but with a lot more regret and war crimes against humanity.

Also, private forum where each member has a thread of grievances against them.

Does it involve bungee cables strung from a large steel dome mounted with random weapons and a battle to death?

Nah, we just send a welcome team and whisk them away to a padded cell until they relent, I mean accept the offer. Plus they need time to recover from the sedatives, I mean aperitifs the welcome team brings.

Pluto, I have that Garden Gnome ordered and on it's way.

Awe----a battle to death inside a Thunderdome is more epic .

[Insert Dwarf Planet Joke Here]

Congratulations! If you're moving to a new, unannounced, forum may GStaff have mercy on your soul.

No.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.

Think uncle fuzzy woke up this morning feeling more like uncle sassy.

Welcome Pluto, just remember your here forever.

Not sure how this'll look on the resume...

It's not uncommon for moderators to be recruited by NSA, Homeland Security or the CIA.

Also KFC, not sure what that's all about but there you have it.

You're all as crooked and despicable as we thought then! Well, except those of you that went on to work for the government of course.

Nice one pluto, good luck mate. You'll need it,because there are some mischievous buggers on here ( me included ).

If I remember to when I get back from my trip. I am totally trolling Pluto's Pawn in Dragons Dogma.

Be ready Pluto...you cannot hold me responsible for actions outside these forums. Muahahah...*gulp*...wait...can he? Crap...recalculating...

I'm no longer the new guy, hooray!

Welcome, Pluto. I hope the ride in the black van was comfortable, if you remember any of it.

Clearly, he was the most noble of all the not-quite-planets.

Congrats!