Without giving too much away, I'm in need of a single talented actor to play the role of a self-aware mainframe computer, which is programmed as the boss of a casino. Tthe voice will need to sound somewhat computerized, but aside from that you are welcome to put whatever personality and dialect into the voice that you want - I will write dialogue to your voice. If anybody's interested you're welcome to submit a sample in whatever method you are comfortable with.
Oh, and to clear up any more hilarious misunderstandings, this is not a paid job, and you will not be required to fly anywhere. Thanks everybody.