Someone who is born without any serious defects or issues that would significantly reduce one's capability to function is not useless. Somehow I think that your post is just satirical, though.

Sometimes. Not often.

If I had any self-esteem, confidence, and talent I would of been dangerous. I usually cycle threw depression, fear, anger, apathy, denial, alienation, loneliness, and a sense of denied entitlement. But I still enjoy things and laugh at jokes.