Sequal to lusty argonian maid?

Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:58 pm

Anyone ready for the hot hot sequal, or act V of The Lusty Argonian Maid in Skyrim? I am.
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Nick Tyler
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:41 pm

She is going to polish the hell out of the spear.lol :celebration:
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Philip Rua
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:26 am

The Luscious Khajiit Gardener?
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Justin Hankins
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:27 am

:drool:
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Rich O'Brien
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:37 am

Yeah, there better be a sequel now that 200 years have passed. :D
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Nicole Elocin
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:29 am

Yeah, there better be a sequel now that 200 years have passed. :D

Well, there's one problem, Crassius Curio probably died in the red year.
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evelina c
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:26 pm

Well, there's one problem, Crassius Curio probably died in the red year.

NOOOOOO....please tell me he finished it before!
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Courtney Foren
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:31 pm

This thread makes my heart throw up....
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April
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:28 pm

The Lusty Argonian maid and her lady Khajiit subordinate! :tongue:

Surly...there must be someone of Crassius' caliber who can sequal off of his masterpiece! :(
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:19 pm

The Luscious Khajiit Gardener?

The Steamy emperial Librarian?
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Rob Davidson
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:07 am

The Lusty Argonian maid and her Khajiit subordinate! :tongue:

Surly...there must be someone of Crassius' caliber who can sequal off of his masterpiece! :(

I don't think we'll ever find anyone quite like the guy who asks for you to get naked, and on another occasion, asks for a kiss.

@grognak, that is a horrible, horrible thought. Now the Steamy Adepta Sororitas...
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Monika Fiolek
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:57 pm

I don't think we'll ever find anyone quite like the guy who asks for you to get naked, and on another occasion, asks for a kiss.

@grognak, that is a horrible, horrible thought. Now the Steamy Adepta Sororitas...


....It is a dark day in the world of literature and playwrights.
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katsomaya Sanchez
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:57 pm

Turn the sequel into a play and have the character perform in it with their gender deciding which role they get.
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Mandy Muir
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:36 am

Turn the sequel into a play and have the character perform in it with their gender deciding which role they get.


I refuse to polish a man's spear just so he can poke dragons with it again!
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liz barnes
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:20 pm

Turn the sequel into a play and have the character perform in it with their gender deciding which role they get.

that........IS GENIUS!!!
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Del Arte
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:11 am

I refuse to polish a man's spear just so he can poke dragons with it again!

Would you prefer to polish the milk finger of VIvec?
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Amy Melissa
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:03 am

She is going to polish the hell out of the spear.lol :celebration:




YOU COPIED MY AVATAR >:c HERETIC!
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Kayla Oatney
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:45 am

Would you prefer to polish the milk finger of VIvec?


Aaaaaaand there goes the heart again.
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Carlos Rojas
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:30 am

Would you prefer to polish the milk finger of VIvec?


....gimme that spear. :stare:
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:42 am

Well 200 years have passed, so Crassius Curio is dead. However, in that time, he should have turned the small play into a grand ordeal. It could be a big thing at this point, so two pages is NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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James Rhead
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:07 pm

What r y'all even sayin?
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Kat Ives
 
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Post » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:53 pm

What r y'all even sayin?


Talking about http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
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kyle pinchen
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:34 am

Aaaaaaand there goes the heart again.

Your welcome.

....gimme that spear. :stare:

Gotta love the sermons of Vivec.

BARFOK, Maid of Planes, who appeared as a winged human with lick-encrusted spear, had the powers of Event Denouement. Battles fought against her would always end in victory for Barfok, because she could shape outcomes by singing. Four Chimeri villages and two more Dwemeri strongholds were destroyed by her decision enforcement. Vivec had to stuff her mouth with his milk finger to keep her from singing Veloth into ruin.

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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:51 am

Talking about http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?
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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:35 am

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?

There is a gram of sodium nitrate in our brains.
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