Dear Bethesda,

There's something missing in Skyrim. And I finally figured it out. I know this will sound crazy. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm not being a troll. Check the résumé. I'm one of nicest guys on the board.

Alright, here goes...

People are going to laugh, but... can you give me more women -- scratch that, I'll be happy to have just one NPC woman I can marry that has a big booty. If I'm going to have a wife, she needs to have a big booty. That's how I roll. It'll help with the immersion of being a married man in Skyrim.

I am not a selfish guy. Fix the bugs and coding and all that first. Address the other more important stuff. When you're done, just think of me.

Kind regards,

-TIRRB

I've got a better idea OP. Put the controller down and go get a woman with a big ass. They are easy if you know how to "roll".

Haha! Yeah, yeah, I know. The real thing is much better.

I ain't a ladies' man. Girls don't like me. And if they're reading this thread, shoot... I don't blame them.

So I settle for Skyrim and just use my imagination. I'm happy.

I want a Big K to marry. Just program a cat-man into a future DLC and I'll be happy.

Some players want to get their furry on!

Huh, Interesting...Redguard, eh?

Haha, I heard that. If I was a chick, I'd want to marry a Khajiit. Their accent is flippin' sixy.

So I guess you took an arrow in the knee when you dated a chick. Sh!t happens, you know.

Khajiit males have barbs on their junk. Meaning that suave accent will lead only to certain agony. But as for your request, this is precisely what advlt literature is for, provided you are old enough. Or you could actually find a girl with a big behind. A thing that I have learned about women with, for lack of a better term, "misshapen" body parts is they are easier to get involved with than other women.

@OP, if you got PC version....

Just wait for BBB and DMRA

Truer words were never spoken.

Yup.

Simply put, all the men seem to look the same. And sound the same. And act the same. And my boyfriend in RL is blond and blue-eyed, and looks kind of like several of the NPCs. So if I'm going to marry someone, I want it to be exotic and interesting.

Plus, I'm a crazy cat lady in RL. And yes, their accents are very, very hot.

http://www.roflposters.com/legendary-thread-im-posting-in-one/38738/, i believe that is all there is to say

Oh, psh, hell, if I could marry that Ri'saad I would totally. Just that look he gives you when you're asking about his wares...he looks so happy! Almost as if he's about to start purring. :laugh:

Ok, all jokes aside, this isn't going well.