I'm thinking something along the lines of The Republic of Dave, but with 'Republic' swapped with 'Dictatorship'.
Electric fences, soviet-style homes, a prison with execution chamber...
Welcome to New Eden, named after our beloved President. You made a smart decision moving to the safest place in the wastes, and we are pleased to inform you that any accusations of human rights violations are greatly exaggerated.
Now please review "The law and Me" for a comprehensive guide to what is and isn't legal here, paying close attention to Chapter 24-Your Rights, which starts on page 1718. Oh and don't mind the camera everywhere. Like the alarming number of turrets protecting you from the outside, they are just protecting you from yourself.
*By moving in to your new home, you accept the governments right to forcefully enroll you in our weapons testing program. Someone needs to see how effective our weapon prototypes are, and that person may be you! Congratulations!