Shady Sands Confidential

Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:54 am

Shady Sands Confidential


Six years is an odd number. Long enough to forget the pain of war, but not long enough to learn to live in peace.

The Mojave was good for the NCR. It brought in water, power, and more than a little greed. With Caesar gone, they're talking about taking all of Arizona now.

The Mojave was good for me, too. Taught me a lot. How to play Caravan, for instance, and why I shouldn't. Also taught me how to walk, talk, and shoot my way out of trouble.

Sometimes, though, I get into a little bit too much trouble.




Background:


It has been six years since the end of New Vegas. The NCR won. Bill Oliver is running for President against Tom McLafferty, son of (notorious) Crimson Caravan owner Alice McLafferty. Bill is kicking the stuffing out of Tom in the race, partly because the McLafferty family is unpopular, to put it mildly, and partly because it doesn't look like Tom is even trying to win the race.

(In New Vegas, Alice McLafferty tried to set up a regional monopoly on caravan routes through murdering other caravans so that she could extort NCR troops with higher shipping rates).

The NCR's victory at the Hoover Dam has further pushed Oliver into a brash, overconfident warmonger that seems hell-bent on continuing former President Aaron Kimball's expansionist policies all the way through Arizona. McLafferty advocates a more moderate approach, insisting on the right for the former Legion tribes to remain independent if they wish.

Meanwhile, the economy of the NCR has boomed thanks to acquiring New Vegas. The massive, reliable flow of power and water has led to a renaissance of industry, on a scale not seen since the Great War. Crimson Caravans has become Crimson Caravans & Mines, and factories fuelled by their ores have sprung up throughout the Core Region. The Mojave blooms, feeding hundreds of thousands, thanks to Lake Mead and the magic of Floramin, a miracle fertilizer, which, again, is made up of phosphates and other minerals mined by Crimson and the other large merchant houses.

Shady Sands, capital of the NCR, is now a full-fledged city of close to 100,000 people. Growth has outstripped the ability of the NCR to keep order; many people live in shanties on the outskirts; the NCR police only venture there in convoy-like groups to raid "agitators" or "terrorists". Some in the shanties (mainly refugees from the Mojave or Arizona) suspect that the NCR is deliberately stealing away anyone with leadership ability to keep them down.

They are somewhat correct. For the first time in its history, the NCR is facing a large group of people with a completely foreign outlook on life trying to assimilate into NCR life. Some in the NCR propose extending all of them citizenship, but as many of them used to be Legion slavers, the argument becomes contentious. Strangely enough, even though he could easily buy their votes, and his moderate position on taking over Arizona appeals to their sympathies, Tom McLafferty has not joined these public appeals for giving the refugees the right to vote.

The courier (who is not the player character in this game) has become the junior senator of the Mojave, and makes a compelling 3rd-party candidate; that is, if he could be persuaded to run. Of course, he could also endorse either McLafferty or Oliver and likely tip the scales in their favor. Publicly, though, he has remained silent, preferring to spend his time wandering the Arizona wastes on his own. He also refuses to comment on the "Arizona issue", in spite of being, presumably, one of the most knowledgeable men in the entire NCR on the subject.




Chapter One -- Matrimonial Work:

Pedro would have been crying, had his tear ducts still worked. Instead, he was making soft croaking noises through his half-rotten vocal cords as he tried to express his emotions over the photos on the desk. The ghoul brushed his face. Two scabs peeled off his nose, one landing on the desk, the other between the words "Matrimonial Work" on a contract the man across from him was holding.

The other man noticed it and flicked one of the scabs into a wastebasket beside the bookshelf behind him. Never taking his eyes off the ghoul, he withdrew a cigarette and an ornately engraved silver lighter from a briast pocket, then a handkerchief to wipe down the lacquered rosewood surface. He looked cool and brisk in a white linen suit, despite the heat.

The ghoul rose up from his chair, and sent his fist into the drywall, narrowly missing a photo of the man sitting across from him ushering Lana Davis through a crowd of journalists. Then his legs buckled, his knees landing on the carpet, and he began to gnaw on the blinds.

"Alright, enough is enough. You can't eat the blinds, I just had them installed on Wednesday."

Ghoul cases were always the worst.

Pedro began to rise to his feet, slowly. The man reached across the desk and gave him a hand. Then he turned around and poured a shot of cheap whiskey.

"Down the hatch."

The ghoul stared at his reflection in the glass. Then he drained it, quickly, sinking back into the chair and resuming his quiet half-croaking.

"She's just no good." He sounded a little better now.

"What can I tell ya, kid? You're right. You're right, you're right, and you're right."

"We've been together for eighty years, now. Eighty years, Hank! --and she throws it all away--all away for that two-timing little smoothskin, Rollo- Rollo-"

"Rollo Tomasi."

"Rollo Tomasi. Little bastard. I think I'll kill him. And her."

Hank heard the next client before he saw her.




"--I was hoping Mr. Redstone could see to this personally--"

Eddie, Hank's assistant, replied, almost in the manner of someone comforting the bereaved.

"--If you'll allow us to complete our preliminary questioning, by then he'll be free."

There was the sound of another moan from the office, then a shattering of glass. Eddie could sense her edginess seeping under the door.




Pedro was leaning over the desk now, his smell penetrating the half jar of menthol rub Hank had put under his nostrils before the appointment.

"They don't kill a guy for that." His breath made the menthol rub curl up in a ball and hide somewhere north of the detective's forehead.

"Oh, they don't?"

"Not for your wife. That's the unwritten law."

Hank tried to fight back a chuckle.

"I'll try to tell you the unwritten law, rotface. You got to be a somebody to kill anybody and get away with it. You think you got that kind of dough, that kind of class?"

He shrank back a little.

"...no..."

"You bet your ass you don't. You can't even pay me off."

This seemed to upset him a little more.

"I'll pay the rest the next trip--we only caught fourteen nightstalkers around Redding, and you know they don't pay you the same for nightstalkers as they do deathclaws or tunnelers--"

Hank began to ease him out of the office.

"Forget it, I only mentioned it to illustrate a point..."




They walked past Eddie, who was now pointedly avoiding his gaze, and a portly, overstuffed woman who was staring at Hank's arm around the shoulders of a ghoul as if he had been the one pulling a Rollo. He tried to keep up a smile at Pedro.

"Of course I'll take care of the watch. What kind of guy do you think I am?"

"Thanks, Mr. Redstone. I'll be sure to bring the rest of the money next time."

"Call me Hank. Careful riding home, Pedro."

Hank shut the door and stopped smiling. Then he turned around and started smiling again. Eddie arose.

"Mrs. Inkay, may I present Mr. Redstone?"

He walked over to her and put on his best look of sympathy.

"How do you do, Mrs. Inkay?"

"Mr. Redstone..."

"Now, Mrs. Inkay, what appears to be the problem?"

She held her breath. The revelation wasn't easy for her.

"My husband, I believe, is seeing another woman."

Hank made his face look mildly shocked, then turned to his partner for confirmation.

"No, really?"

She didn't catch on.

"I'm afraid so."

"I am sorry."

Hank pulled his chair next to hers. Eddie cracked a knuckle. Hank shot him an irritated glance.

"Can't we talk about this alone, Mr. Redstone?"

"I'm afraid not, Mrs. Inkay. Eddie is my operative and at some point he's going to have to assist me. I can't do everything myself."

"Of course not."

"Now--what makes you certain he's involved with someone?"

She hesitated. Later, Hank would realize this question had made her very nervous.

"--a wife can tell."

He sighed.

"Mrs. Inkay, do you love your husband?"

She was a little shocked, then indignant. "Of course."

"Then go home and forget about it."

"--but--"

Hank stared intently at her.

"Mrs. Inkay, have you ever heard the expression, let sleeping dogs lie? You're better off not knowing."

She looked anxious for a second. "But I have to know." Her intensity was genuine. Hank looked to Eddie.

"All right, what's your husband's first name?"

"Charles. Charles Inkay."

Hank, surprised: "Natural Resources?"

She nodded, almost shyly. He began to casually but carefully check the details of her attire--Raoul Tejada earrings, a Vault City silver-inlaid Pip-Boy.

"He's the Chief Scientist."

Eddie interjected, a little too eagerly.

"Chief Scientist?"

Hank gave him a shut-the-hell-up look.

"This type of investigation can be hard on your pocketbook, Mrs. Inkay. It takes time."

"Money doesn't matter to me, Mr. Redstone."

He sighed again.

"Very well. We'll see what we can do. Eddie, draw up one of our standard contracts."




The map behind the speaker was nearly as tall as he was.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending this council meeting today. Our first speaker is the esteemed Senior Senator from the Mojave, Cassandra Moore."

"Thank you, Councilman Phillips. Fellow citizens, when we won the war in the Mojave six years ago, we won because of sheer damn luck. The Legion had us outnumbered, and dare I say outmaneuvered as well. Our number one difficulty was keeping all those troops fed. Today, you can walk out that door, turn right, and in two days end up smack in the middle of a wasteland. Now you can ride through it, you can mine it, but you can't farm it and you can't graze your brahmin on it. Remember--we live in the fertile lands of California, but the citizens of the Mojave live right on the edge of a moonscape. New Vegas is a wasteland community. Without more Floramin, the dust will rise up and swallow the Mojave as though we never had won it!"

Hank had to admit, she knew the number one rule of public speaking: talk loud.

"The Val Verde can save us from that, and I respectfully suggest that eight and one half million dollars is a fair price to pay, so that the blood we spilled for the Mojave may return as the bounty of the earth."

The amalgam of farmers, businessmen, and NCR officials around Hank began to cheer. The councilman pounded a gavel, shushing them.

"Thank you, Senator Moore. Let's hear from the departments again. I suppose we better take Natural Resources first. Mr. Inkay?"

Hank sat up and put down his newspaper.

Charles Inkay walked, languidly, to the huge map. He was a slender, grey-haired man, who wore glasses yet moved with surprising fluidity. Hank remembered that he was sixty-two this year. The scientist turned to a smaller, younger assistant, and nodded. The assistant proceeded to turn the overleaf on the map.

"In case you've forgotten, gentlemen, over five hundred lives were lost when the containment field at Von Metzger Field failed. Core samples have shown that beneath the Val Verde bedrock is shale similar to the permeable shale in the Metzger disaster. It couldn't withstand that kind of corrosion there."

He turned over another overleaf.

"Now you propose yet another dirt-banked containment field with slopes of two and a half to one, one hundred and twelve feet high and a twelve thousand acre fermentation surface. Well, it won't hold. I won't build it. It's that simple." And then, slowly, enunciating each syllable: "I am not making the same mistake twice. Thank you, gentlemen."

Charles Inkay left the podium and sat down. He looked past where Hank was sitting, and his expression clouded. Hank heard whoops and hollers from the rear of the chambers. As he turned around, he saw a red-faced ex-Legionnaire leading a pack of children.

The councilman banged his gavel, to no avail. "What in the hell do you think you're doing?" He turned to the bailiff. "Get those goddamned runts out of here!"

The bailiff unsheathed an electric prod. The Legion man was defiant. "Tell me where to take them! You don't have an answer for that so quick, do you?"

Hank could hear and smell the prod as it traced its way across unarmored skin. But the Legion man was unfazed. "You steal the water from the Colorado, poison the soil, starve our children--who's paying you to do that, Mr. Inkay, that's what I want to know!"




A riverbed, green.

Hank remembered it being dry yellow, like the color of a dessicated corpse, when he had first crossed the bridge eight summers ago. He could almost hear the parade beat, one, two, one, two, the sergeant smiling at them for the first time since Week One of Basic Training.

The sergeant had been the first to die. A Legion spear pit took him three miles south of Nipton.

Sweat got in his eyes. He could barely make out a gray-haired figure standing in the middle of the field of green, stooped over. The binoculars gave him a better angle, but not by much.

A farmboy riding a brahmin began to make its way through the riverbed. Inkay stood, wiped his trousers, and waved. Hank's trigger finger involuntarily twitched as the boy returned the wave with the Legion salute.

The Chief Scientist appeared not to care. He walked closer to the boy and began to speak. The boy made a few pointing movements. Inkay took out his pip-boy and fiddled with a few dials.

Then it was over. The most exciting thing to have happened in the past five hours. One of the heads on the brahmin yawned as it sauntered away, tail idly chasing a small bloatfly. Inkay climbed on his electric bike and began to navigate it out of the riverbed.

Hank looked at his pocketwatch, and followed Inkay to the next riverbank.




There was water flowing here. Hank was surprised at how much that could change the landscape. Not the sight, but the sound--the buzz of a bloatfly, the bubbling of a creek. Still nothing compared to the distant roar of the dam spillways, of course, but it was powerful nonetheless--a constant reminder that the Earth was still alive, and that he was still alive to hear it.

But in spite of the noise, the old man was nowhere to be seen. The small streaks of moving water made it difficult to spot a movement in the bushes. Hank could see the bike, though, neatly propped up against a tree at the upper lip of the riverbank. He waited five minutes, then decided to take a risk.

Digging around in his coat pockets, he found Pedro's collateral, still ticking away merrily. Hank made a mental note to slip in an extra five hundred on the Mrs. Inkay's expense form. Checking both watches to make sure they had the same times, he placed Pedro's watch under the rear tire.




"Christ, Eddie, he was at the salt flats all night."

The hands of the crushed Tejada watch were stopped at 2:47. Hank dropped it into a drawer and sat down. Eddie came into the office holding a small tray, wet photos attached with clothes pins.

"So what you got?"

Eddie help up a photo, then another. The series showed Inkay arguing with another man outside a restaurant. None of the photos had the other man's face, although in two of them, a silver cane was visible.

Hank was annoyed. "This?"

"They got into a terrific argument outside Dusty's Cantina."

"What about?"

"I don't know--the traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing--Casa Door."

"Casa Door?"

Eddie shrugged. "Yeah."

Hank tossed down the photos in disgust. "Jesus Christ, Eddie, that's what you spent your day doing?"

"Look, you tell me to take pictures, I take pictures."

"Let me explain something to you, Ed--this business requires a certain finesse--"

The phone rang. Eddie handed Hank the receiver.

"H. H. Redstone and Associates."

The voice on the other end was very excited, speaking in quick, run-on sentences.

"Okay, slow down. Where are you? Hanlon Park? Rowboats? Alright, stay there. We'll be over in five minutes."




Eddie's knuckles were still gripping the oar much more tightly than he needed to.

"Who was that guy, anyway?"

"Old friend of mine."

"You make friends with those... those things?"

Hank knew Eddie was scared of mutants, especially ones with blue skin and mild schizophrenia. When he was ten, both of his parents had been "chomped in half," according to the newspaper article, by the time the Rangers had defused the hostage situation via gauss rifle.

"We found him on a patrol. Caesar's boys had chained him up and were having a grand old time trying to spell their names with branding irons on his chest. Started screaming in Latin as soon as he saw us. Got every Legionnaire in earshot staring at him, then we opened fire."

"Huh. Didn't know they were smart like that."

Hank shrugged and raised the camera. "Let's see a big smile, pal."

Behind Eddie, Charles Inkay and a striking raven-haired girl in a summer print dress drifted by in a rowboat. Hank snapped a photo just as she fed Inkay a banana yucca fruit.




They followed the lovers to a small apartment overlooking the valley where the defeated Legion had settled. The bluish smoke from dinner campfires mixed with the setting sun to form a soft purple haze in the air. Hank's mouth watered a little. He had picked up a taste for Legion food in the Mojave, since it was usually better than the endless corn and beans the NCR fed its own troopers.

They climbed on the roof of an adjoining building, tiptoed, then crawled the last fifteen feet. Eddie held onto Hank's legs as he dropped his upper body over the edge. Hanging upside down, he peeked the camera just below the top of the window and peered through the viewfinder.

Sure enough, the Chief Scientist and the girl were sitting together on the couch. The evening light was feeble, though, so he couldn't quite make out whether they had undressed. But it was still two people in a bedroom. Hank snapped a few more photos, then coughed twice to signal Eddie to haul him up.

Just as Hank rolled onto the roof, he and Eddie heard the door open below them.

"Who's there?" It was the girl. Sharp ears, Hank thought. Then they heard the door close and climbed off the roof.




The barber had been the first to notice the headline.

[center][big]Department of Mines and Surveying Blows Fuse Over Chief's Use of Funds for Palatine Hill Love Nest[/big][center]

Below was a heart-shaped photo of Charles Inkay and the girl sitting on a couch together. Next to the photo, a smaller column:

[center][i]Henry Redstone Hired By Suspicious Spouse[i][center]

"When you get so much publicity, after a while you must get blase about it."

A slight smile came to Hank's face.

"Face it. You're practically a movie star."

Behind them, a few of the waiting customers were engaged in an animated conversation. Through the buzzing of the razor, Hank could hear barely hear the words. "They're going to start rationing food again." "Only for those folks down in the shanties." "You're not going to be able to buy more than three loaves of bread per day." "They should just move all those damn Legion slavers out to the Rio Grande." A loud murmur of agreement arose at the last statement.

"Well, Maury, maybe next time you can find a girl pretty enough to be on the front page." The barber responded with a belly laugh.

A fat, slightly balding man sitting next to Hank turned the page on his copy of the paper.

"Fool's names and fool's faces..."

Hank sat up and turned to face the other customer. "What's that, pal?"

"Nothing--you got a hell of a way to make a living."

"Oh? And what do you do to make ends meet?"

The fat man was smug. "Mortgage department, First Republic Bank."

Hank laughed.

"Tell me, how many people a week do you foreclose on?"

"We don't publish a record in the newspaper, I can tell you that."

"Neither do I."

"No, you have your press agent do it."

Hank stood up. Maury, a little concerned, grabbed ahold of the barber sheet around Hank's neck.

"Maury, who is this guy? He a regular?"

The barber gently pulled on the sheet. "Take it easy, Hank."

Hank ignored him. "Look, pal--I make an honest living. People don't come to me unless they're miserable. I help them out of a desperate situation. I don't kick them out of their homes like you bums at the bank."

The other customer turned around, pretending not to hear.

Maury put a hand on Hank's shoulder. "Relax, buddy."

"If you've got a problem, Mister First Republic, maybe we can go outside and talk it over--"

The fat man turned around and began to shrink back into his chair.

"Hey, c'mon, Hank. Sit down. Here's a joke. Real funny--you hear about the fella that goes to his friend and says, 'What can I do? I'm tired of screwin' my wife?' and his friend says 'Well why don't you do what the Khans do?'"

Hank allowed himself to be dragged back to his chair. "I don't know how that got in the paper as a matter of fact--it surprised me, it was so quick. I make an honest living."

"'Course you do."

"An honest living."

"So anyway, he says, 'why don't you do what the Khans do?'"




Hank burst through the front door of his office, a huge grin on his face.

"Eddie! Eddie, ya gotta hear this--"

Eddie came out of the darkroom.

"--so there's this fella who's tired of screwing his wife--"

"Hank, listen--"

"Shut up, Eddie, you're always in such a hurry--and his friend says why don't you do what the Khans do? His friend says the Khans, they screw for a while--just listen a second, Eddie--"

A stunning green-eyed redhead appeared through the door to Hank's office, out of his sight. A small, white-haired, bespectacled man followed. They continued listening.

"--and then they stop and they draw some funny stick figures in the ground, and then they screw some more and they stop and inhale some Jet and they go back, screw some more and they stop and contemplate the Moon or something, and it makes it more exciting. So this other guy, goes home to screw his wife, and after a while, he says 'Honey, excuse me for a moment', and he goes and reads a magazine, and he goes back and screws some more and he goes and has a cigarette, and then he goes back and by this time his wife is getting pretty pissed off. So he screws some more, and then he gets up to look at the moon, and his wife says, 'Honey, what are you doing? You're screwing just like a Khan.'"

Hank hung on to Eddie's desk, bent over in laughter as he turned to head into his office. He saw the two and awkwardly tried to compose himself, his cheeks turning a bright shade of red. The little white-haired man winced. Eddie flashed a painful grin. The young woman gave him a few seconds, then fixed him with a polite but icy stare.

"Mr. Redstone?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know me?"

"--well--" Hank tried to fake a smile, then thought the better of it. "--I would have remembered."

"Have we ever met?"

"Well, no."

"Never?"

"Never."

"That's what I thought. You see, I'm Mrs. Evelyn Inkay -- you know, Mr. Inkay's wife."

Hank blinked.

"Not that Inkay?"

"Yes, that Inkay, Mr. Redstone. And since you agree that we've never met, you must also agree that I haven't hired you to do anything--certainly not spy on my husband."

She began to walk out the door. "I see you like publicity, Mr. Redstone. Well, you're certainly going to get it--"

"Now, wait a minute, Mrs. Inkay..." Hank rushed to the door and grabbed the handle. "--there's some misunderstanding here. It's not going to do any good to get tough with me--"

"I don't get tough with anybody, Mr. Redstone." She flashed a cold smile. "My lawyer does."

Evelyn took Hank's hand and moved it off the handle, then opened the door. Hank stood there, dumbfounded. He was interrupted by a firm tap on the shoulder from the white-haired man.

"Here's something for you--"

The lawyer handed Hank a thick sheaf of papers--a summons and complaint. Evelyn walked out of the office.

The lawyer continued, pleasantly, "--I suppose we'll be hearing from your attorney soon."

Redstone stared down at the papers in his hand.

-- END CHAPTER 1 --

More chapters to come. Stay tuned.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:12 am

I thought the introduction and the first chapter were pretty good. Keep it up! :biggrin:

And welcome to the forums! ;)
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:49 pm

I thought the introduction and the first chapter were pretty good. Keep it up! :biggrin:

And welcome to the forums! :wink:

Thanks! Happy to have found this forum. Been working on it a while now and finally feel like it's ready to share.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:07 am

Chapter Two -- It's Too Late To Apologize


Click. Pull lever up.

"Red!"

Pull bolt back. The round was indented, a misfire.

"Red! Red! Where the [censored] are you!"

Extract round. Careful with the fingers. Slide in five fresh cartridges. Quick count--palming the pouch, weighing it. Empty.

"Red! Oh God, is this my own blood? I'm bleeding, man, I'm hurt bad. Help me, Red!"

Raise rifle. Freeze frame: a two-man sniper team, deployed as overwatch for an infantry position that no longer exists. One man lies wounded, slumped against a rock, a perfect target. Baiting, tormenting the other man.

His partner--behind a few scraggly rocks piled around a secondary foxhole. Primary foxhole--abandoned. Both foxholes slightly behind a ridgeline. Peek over the edge--a symphony of calibers and screams. The tune, all wrong--far too many enemy calibers, far too many friendly men crying out for God, mother, or water.

Or for a friend.

A wind came, bearing aloft pale yellow sand kicked up by explosions, and the garlic-and-onions stink of exploded ordnance.

"Red! Please. Please. Don't do this. Don't let them get to me. Red. Get me home. Get me someplace--AAHHHHH--my legs!"

Now one-and-a half men.

Rest stock against shoulder. Lift receiver, flush against the cheek. Place scope two inches from eye socket, to prevent the recoil from gouging out the eyeball. Target, front, two-fifty. Squeeze.

Lift bolt. Pull back. Eject shell. Push forward. Check target.

A work of art. Canvas: desert sand. Paintbrush: two-thousand eight-hundred and twenty pounds of muzzle energy concentrated in a thirty-cal round. Paint: the human torso.

Three more Legionnaires appear behind him. Feathers glued to gleaming motorcycle helmets, football pads painted mauve. They disappear behind a small set of boulders. Two men emerge with machetes, fanning out.

"Red." Almost a whisper now, the breathing ragged. "Red, I can see them coming. They're gonna cut me up, do you know that? Red. Please!"

Watch the point of origin for the covering man. The black snub nose of a 12.7mm submachine gun peeks over a rock. Then a face. Squeeze. A flash of pink mist.

Then, quick, cycle action, eject cartridge. No time to check target. Next man, caught in the open, one shot. Pull up, back, forward. Eyes to scope. The last man suddenly appears, impossibly huge, a giant, preparing to leap.

He's way too close. Drop rifle to hip, squeeze. A gaping hole punctuated by unevenly arranged ribs, wheezing, then silence. There's blood on the scope.

Poke head out of foxhole. The orchestra has reached its climix. A massive noise, warcries mixing with stampeding feet.

[censored]. Reload. Peer through scope. See the machetes. See madness. A world turned red, black shapes swarming forward like beetles scuttling atop the bottom of a hellish ocean. A fresh company joining the battle. Coming straight for them.

His friend crawls closer, twenty yards out, a bear on his helmet. "Red. What are we going to do?" He's calm now, no more strength left for hysteria. Little puffs of dirt pick up around him, covering fire, now from an entire thirty-man submachinegun platoon, a fusillade.

The company is closing now. Two hundred yards out, almost to the first foxhole. Flip the switch. A gout of flame, almost like a volcano, ejecting hot chunks of flesh.

Not enough. Still eighty men left, swinging, surging, uncontrollable.

Lift stock. Press cheek to receiver. Scope two inches from eyeball.

Target, right, twenty yards.

Squeeze.

Now a one-man team.

Back at the camp, assigned to a new unit.

"Hank? I thought people called you Red." Shrug.

"Well, what's in a name, eh?"




Hank awoke on the floor again, as he usually did. Still clutching the bedsheets, sweat soaking through to the carpet underneath.

The air was still chilly with the remains of last nights' thunderstorm. Hank found it refreshing, breathing more deeply than he usually did on his morning jog.

As he circled around the block of small brick buildings behind his apartment complex, he stopped at the corner diner for breakfast. The man behind the bar was stout, fifty, a long scar running down his cheek, courtesies of a Brotherhood of Steel laser.

"Morning, Art."

"Morning to you too, Hank. So, what'll it be?"

"Eggs Benedict, hashbrowns, and coffee, double black, cream, no sugar."

He turned around and dropped a fire ant egg on the griddle, followed by a slice of smoked mole rat, muffins, and chopped potatoes.

"You know, I always took that Inkay fella to be a real straight shooter, ya know?"

"Yeah."

He placed the mole rat meat on the muffin and turned the heat down low.

"But I guess ya can't always judge a bookworm by its cover, can ya?"

Hank's reply was a bone-dry monotone. "You're a riot, Arty."

"Haha. Someone's grumpy today." But the stout man didn't press any further. He served Hank the food.

Hank finished his meal, walked back home and took a shower, then turned on the radio to the weather station. The voice was chipper.

"Sunny, with a high of eighty-eight degrees. Humidity, 15%, winds from the southwest at four miles an hour."

Thumbing through a wardrobe, Hank pulled out one of his many lightweight, white linen suits, and a blue shirt. He would have to appear before a judge in the evening, and it wouldn't help to come in smelling like a ghoul.

He looked in the mirror.

A study in lines, he thought. He still took the unarmed combat classes with other ex-Rangers, but lately his joints had begun to feel creaky, reflexes slower. Not by much, but just enough that he would no longer trust himself in a combat zone.

Trust. "Wasn't that why you left? Gave up your golden chance at a commission?" Hank said. The man in the mirror smiled back.




Eddie had gotten to the office before him. Lately he'd always been doing that. Motivated. Just like himself when he was younger, Hank thought.

The young assistant came into the office to talk about the summons and complaint, but soon the two found themselves just sitting there, looking glum and defeated. Hank heard a sizzle and looked up.

"There's seven ashtrays in this room, Eddie."

"Okay."

"No need to use a coffee cup. That's disgusting."

"I said okay, Hank."

"Yeah, yeah. If she came in saying she was Lana Davis, you'd say okay to that too."

"Look, Hank--she gave us Inkay's real phone number and address--"

"All she needed for that was the [censored] phone book."

"No, no--she said it was a private listing, not on the public record."

A pause.

"When I find out who that phony [censored] was--"

Hank found himself drawn to the newspaper. Under the headline, he saw a name in small italics and smiled. He picked up the phone.

"Operator, can you get me James Parker at the Times?"

"Hey, Jimmy. How's it goin... the wife and kids still doin' fine? Yeah, yeah... Ben Steinberger.... yeah, Steinberger. He works for you, right?... great... okay, I'll stay on the line, take your time."

Hank covered the mouthpiece and looked at Eddie.

"And how about that, huh, kid? That phony broad won't know what hit her."

"What does Jim owe us?"

"His first divorce."

Hank picked up the receiver again.

"... Yeah, listen, where did you guys get those photographs... Yeah, blowing a fuse over palatine hill love nest--that's cute, Jim... so who sent them to you... I sent them?"

Hank laughed uncomfortably.

"Why would I be asking how you got them if I sent them?... Jimmy?... Jimmy.... C'mon, level with me for once. My nut's in the wringer and it's beginning to hurt.... yeah... yeah--yeah."

Hank hung up the receiver, dropping it down like a losing hand of cards.

"So he says you sent them?"

Hank looked at Eddie, then looked out the window.

"--what a bunch of [censored]."




The door was marked Charles R. Inkay, and the rest of the lab was noisy with scientists returning from lunch break. Hank risked it, decided not to knock, and entered an outer office.

The secretary looked surprised. Hank spoke first.

"Mr. Inkay, please."

"He's not in, Mr...."

"...Redstone."

The secretary stiffened and started to frown, before catching herself.

"May I ask what this is regarding?"

"It's a personal matter. Has he been out long?"

"Since lunch."

"Gee whiz--" Hank glanced at his watch "--and I'm late."

"He was expecting you?"

"Fifteen minutes ago." Hank stood up and began to walk towards the inner office. "Why don't I go in and wait?"

Without waiting for a response, he walked the through the door. The secretary picked up the phone and began furiously dialing.




Charles Inkay had decorated his office spartanly. Most of the wall was occupied by large topographical maps detailing mines, farmland, and rivers. A simple mahogany desk took up the front center of the room. Facing it on the back wall was a bureau dresser nearly identical to the one Hank had at home. The afternoon sun shone on the maps through a full length windows that overlooked crowds of businessmen and NCR officials milling about Tandi Square. Except for the view, it reminded Hank of the quarters of his old commanding officer.

Hank moved to the desk, watching the translucent pane in the upper half of the door as he did so.

The desk was similarly functional. Four fountain pens, a calendar, a clock, a typewriter, a pair of glasses, and an electric fan. The only purely decorative object was a framed, tinted picture of a younger Evelyn, dressed in tribal robes, riding a brahmin.

He began to open and close desk drawers one after another. One of the drawers seemed stuck, so Hank gave it a kick. Something inside gave way with an audible ping, and it slid open.

Hank pulled out a used checkbook--riffed through the stubs, like a deck of playing cards--then a set of keys, an old phone directory, and an engraved invitation to the Mojave Victory Banquet at the NCR Presidential Palace six years ago.

He ducked his head such that the drawer was at eye-level and saw something flashing a small green light. With slightly more effort, he pulled out Inkay's Pip-Boy. Toggling the switch, he was surprised to find no password in the system. "Must have just had a factory reset," he thought, but then screen after screen of data began to flash, mostly maps, along with a few graphs, too quickly for Hank to read through. Finally, the Pip-Boy settled on projecting a constellation of small blue, green, and red dots floating over the outlines of the Mojave and Arizona.

Hank was just about to zoom in on the map when he spotted a shadow looming in front of the translucent pane. He quickly shoved everything back into the drawer, then closed it with his knee, nearly knocking Inkay's glasses off the table.

A short, bald, slightly plump man with a enters the room, a polite but concerned look on his face. Hank recognized him as the man assisting Inkay at the Val Verde town hall meeting.

"Can I help you?" The man extended his hand. "Burt Carlson, deputy chief of research."

Hank matched his pleasant tone. "Henry Redstone, and it's not a departmental matter."

"I wonder if you'd care to wait in my office?" Hank understood this to be more a request than an invitation. He nodded, and followed Carlson out, through the outer office to his office down the hall. As they passed row after row of scientists busy clipping and spraying plants under grow lights, Hank could feel conversations stop and eyes on the back of his head. The deputy chief spoke up.

"You see--this whole business in the paper with Mr. Inkay has us all on edge--"

"--perfectly reasonable."

"Glad to know you can understand, Mr. Redstone."

Carlson's office was noticeably smaller than Inkay's office, but much more richly decorated.

Hank panned his eyes across one wall, where numerous photos hung. Most of them were hunting scenes--he saw the same group of men standing around a deathclaw, cazadores, mole rats, and a lakelurk. One group of photos was different--Hank stared for a second, then recognized it as a time-lapse of Arroyo's growth from village to town to small city.

"It's where I grew up. Please, take a seat."

The chair was quite comfortable. Behind the deputy chief, on a wooden mantelpiece, was a giant arm that Hank recognized as of deathclaw origin. There was also a small logo of a hornet on the corner of the wooden board holding the deathclaw arm, with the initials C.H.L. below it.

"After you work with a man for a certain length of time, you come to know him, his habits, his values, and so forth--well, he's either the kind who chases after women or isn't."

"And Inkay isn't?"

"He never even kids about it."

Hank winked. "Maybe he takes it very seriously."

The chief laughed appreciatively, loosening up a little.

"You don't happen to know where Mr. Inkay is having lunch?"

"I'm sorry, I don't."

"Well, tell him I'll be back."

Hank spotted a tray of business cards on Carlson's desk.

"Mind if I take one of your cards? In case I want to get in touch with you again."

"Help yourself."

He fished a couple off the tray, stuffed them into his handkerchief pocket. The deputy chief walked him out to the elevator, where he saw another man about his own age, only a head taller and a foot wider, dressed in a plain suit that fitted him about as well as a brown paper bag. Hank recognized him and faked a pleasant tone of voice.

"Cabrioni, what you doing here?"

Cabrioni stared at the two with unblinking eyes, and watched the deputy chief press the elevator button.

"They shut my water off, what's it to you?"

"Well that's the next floor up." Hank snuck a grin. "How'd you find out, anyhow? You don't drink it, you don't bathe in it--maybe they sent you a letter. Ah, but then you'd have to be able to read."

Cabrioni's face flushed and he moved toward Hank, clenching his meaty hands into fists as he did so. Carlson stepped between them.

"Relax. Glad to see you here."

Hank turned to the deputy chief. "You know Lee Cabrioni here?"

"I hope so, he's working for us."

"Doing what?"

"Well, frankly, there have been some threats to hijack some of our fertilizer caravans."

"Any particular reason?"

"Well, it's this darn shortage. We've had to ration fertilizer and some of the farmers are desperate. But what can we do? We need to make sure the rest of the NCR has food."

"Well, you're in luck, Mr. Carlson."

"How's that?"

"When Cabrioni was sheriff of Redding, the smugglers sold hundreds of pounds of jet right on the main street, and never lost a gram. He ought to be able to able to watch your fertilizer for you." And with that, Hank ducked into the elevator and pressed the close door button.




Whoever had designed the Inkay house, Hank liked him. The house was small, but luxurious. Though luxurious, it chose to hide from the street, helped by a tall row of well-kept hedges. A pair of coyote statues sat atop matching marble pedestals. Hank reached across a stone snout and pressed a doorbell.

A silver-haired butler with straight white teeth answered the door.

"Henry Redstone to see Mr. Inkay." He handed the butler a card from his wallet.

"Please wait a moment, good sir." The butler then turned stiffly.

Given the perfection in his dental work coupled with his advanced age, Hank guessed he was from Vault City. Hank quietly whistled. "Money to burn," he thought.

A ghoul gardener trimmed a hedge nearby. Mixed with the clipping sound was a squeaking noise. Hank turned his head and saw a chauffeur washing a cream-colored Chryslux with a chamois. Steam rose off the hood, in spite of the mid-afternoon heat.

"Please." The butler had reappeared. He gestured for Hank to follow.

Hank glanced around as they entered the house. A maid was cleaning in the den. They passed through it, out some French doors along a trellised walkway to a large pond with running water.

"Please wait."

Hank was left standing by the pond. It was suddenly very quiet, except for the running water. The pond was overflowing. After a moment, the gardener came shambling through a gate. He smiled at Hank, and picked up a wooden pole lying by the pond. Using it to extend his reach, he pushed aside a gleaming object at the bottom of the pond, which was blocking the drainage pump.

After a moment, the water receded and the ghoul dropped the pole.

"Pat fur crash."

Not understanding, Hank replied slowly. "Yeah. Pat fur crash."

The ghoul nodded, and was off, leaving Hank staring at the object in the bottom of the pond. He picked up the tool the gardener was using, and started using it himself, nudging the gleaming object closer.

He then spotted Evelyn rounding a turn, coming down the trellised pathway. Hank was a little taken aback at seeing Evelyn, and slightly annoyed. Nevertheless, he casually set down the pole, turned, and extended his hand.

Evelyn was wearing jeans, lathered white on the inside of the thighs and laced with brown brahmin hair. She stood in riding boots, and was perspiring a little, but looked younger than she did in the office. She did not return the handshake. Hank withdrew his hand.

"Yes, Mr. Redstone?"

"Actually, I'm here to see your husband, Mrs. Inkay."

He laughed, a little nervously. He waited for a reply. There was none. The Vault City butler appeared on the veranda.

Evelyn broke the silence. "How would you like something to drink?"

"What are you having?"

"Iced tea."

"Yeah--fine, thank you."

"Two iced teas, Neville."

The butler immediately nodded and disappeared into the kitchen. Evelyn sat down at a glass-topped table. Hank joined her.

"My husband's at the office."

"Actually, he's not. And he's checked out of his apartment at Palatine Hill."

Her response was immediate and tense. "That's not his apartment."

Hank let it slide. "Anyway, I--the point is, Mrs. Inkay, I'm not in business to be loved, but I am in business, and believe me, whoever set up your husband, set me up. Shady's a small town, people talk--"

He waited for a response. Evelyn's eyes burned green, but she remained silent.

"I'm just trying to make a living, and a I don't want to become a local joke--"

"Mr. Redstone, you've talked me into it. I'll drop the lawsuit."

"What?"

"I said I'll drop it." The iced tea came in on a tray. The butler set it down between them.

"So let's just drop the whole thing." She smiled. "Sugar? Lemon?"

"Both." Hank looked aside for a second. Then he turned back. "Mrs. Inkay?"

"Yes, Mr. Redstone?"

"I don't want to drop it." Evelyn looked up. Hank continued. "I should talk this over with your husband."

The ice cubes in her tea suddenly rattled as her hand shook a little. She looked concerned. "Why? ... What on earth for? Charles seems to think you're an innocent man."

"Well, I've been accused of many things, Mrs. Inkay, but never that." He laughed, nervously. She didn't respond.

"You see, somebody went to a lot of trouble here, and I want to find out, lawsuit or no lawsuit." He took a long pull out of the glass. "I'm a detective. I'm not the one who's supposed to be caught with my pants down... so I'd like to see your husband--unless that's a problem."

Her voice picked up a slight edge. "What do you mean?"

"May I speak frankly, Mrs. Inkay?"

"Yes, Mr. Redstone."

Hank ratcheted up his politeness. "Well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive--in a cheap sort of way, of course--she's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together somewhere."

"Suppose they did. How does it concern you?"

"--Nothing personal, Mrs. Inkay, I just--"

"It's very personal. It couldn't be more personal. Now tell me, is this a business or an obsession with you?"

Hank dropped the pleasant act. "Look at it this way--now this phony broad, excuse the language, she says she's you, she hires me. Whoever put her up to it, didn't have anything against me. They were out to get your husband. Now if I can see him, I can help him. Did you talk this morning?"

An epiphanic look washed over Evelyn's face. It took a few seconds, then Evelyn lightly brushed some of the brahmin hairs on her jeans.

"--no, I went riding rather early--"

"Looks like you went quite a distance."

"No, just riding bareback, that's all. Anyway, you might try the Aradesh or Seth Reservoirs--sometimes at lunch Charles takes walks around them--otherwise he'll be home by six thirty."

Hank stood up and put on his hat. "I'll stop by."

"Please... call first."




Hank rode up a winding road, following a flood channel into the barren hills. The electric motor in his bike whined as it strained to pull Hank up the steep grade.

A fire truck and ambulance were parked at the entrance to the reservoir. The chain link fence with its KEEP OUT sign was open; a few people, mainly policemen, milled around it. As Hank approached, they stopped him.

"Sorry, this area's closed to the public, sir."

Hank hesitated for a second, then reached in his handkerchief pocket and fished out a card.

"It's all right--Burt Carlson, Deputy Chief of Research."

The guard took a look at the card, then waved him through.

"Sorry, Mr. Carlson. Go on down."

Hank rode through the gate, along the reservoir, past more policemen. He spotted a pair of police cars, one marked, the other, unmarked. He stopped and stepped off the cycle. Several men stood there with their backs turned, one talking quietly, staring directly into the reservoir where other men in small skiffs were apparently dredging for something.

One of the men turned and saw Hank. A look of recognition crossed his face, followed by mild annoyance.

"Hank--for Chrissakes--"

Hank barely acknowledged him. "Hi, Roy."

Roy grabbed his arm. "--C'mon, get out of here before Corvus--" Roy was too late. One of the plainclothed officers, a tall, powerfully built ex-Legion man in his early thirties, looked their way.

Both Hank and the man registered considerable surprise at seeing one another. The men around them were even more uneasy. Roy's face was actually twitching. Finally, the Legion man smiled.

"Hello, Hank."

Hank smiled back. "How are ya, Drew."

"Lousy cold I can't seem to shake, but other than that, I'm fine."

"Summer colds are the worst."

"Yeah, they are."

Hank reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette case. A fireman raised his hand in protest.

"No smoking, sir--it's a fire hazard this time of year--"

The Legion man answered him. "I think we can make an exception--I'll see he's careful with the matches."

Hank lit up, took a drag. "Thanks, Drew." They started walking, slowly, towards the reservoir shoreline.

"How'd you get past the guards?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, I lied a little." Corvus nodded in response.

Then, noting Hank's tailored suit and silk tie, he said: "You've done well by yourself."

Hank felt a little sheepish. "I get by."

"Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself. I guess you have."

Roy interrupted. "Poking around in other people's dirty linen."

Hank smiled. "Yeah. Tell me, Drew, you still throwing refugees in jail for spitting in the laundry?"

"You're behind the times, Hank--they've got steam irons now--and I'm out of Palatine."

"Since when?"

"Since I made lieutenant--"

Hank was impressed in spite of himself. "Congrats."

"Mm-hmm. So what are you doing here?"

"Looking for someone."

"Who?"

"Charles Inkay. You seen him?"

The police lieutenant stopped, turned, smiling slightly. It was not a smile that made Hank comfortable. "Yes. Oh yes."

"I'd like to talk to him."

"You're welcome to try. They're bringing him up now." Corvus pointed to a team of two firemen who were pulling on a rope. The rope was taut--they had hooked something--and then two feet, one shoeless, followed by the rest of Inkay's body, appeared.

Somewhere in the hills, a cazador began to buzz.

-- END CHAPTER 2 --
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Chapter 3: Finally Some Action

Hank hated waiting. Especially when it involved waiting in the hallway of the basemant of the local coroner's office.

"So much for only taking matrimonial work," he muttered, forgetting to keep his thoughts silent. The two detectives sitting down the corridor lifted their heads out of the newspaper and snickered a little.

Hank ignored them, the heavy presence of death around him keeping down his temper. He tried to listen through the opened door.

Inside the morgue, Evelyn and Corvus stood over the body of Inkay. The lieutenant had the sheet drawn back. Evelyn nodded.

Corvus dropped the sheet back. He and Evelyn moved a few feet to one side and whispered, almost as though they were trying to keep the corpse from hearing them.

"--It looks like he was washed down the entire length of the runoff channel--could he swim?"

"Of course. He grew up in San Francisco."

"Obviously, the fall must have knocked him unconscious."

Evelyn nodded slightly in response. The lieutenant coughed. A coroner's assistant then wheeled the body through a door marked "autopsy".

"This alleged affair he was having--the publicity didn't make him morose, or unhappy?"

At the sound of this question, Hank rose and looked through the doorway. Drew saw him, ignored him. Evelyn did not.

"...well, it didn't make him happy..."

"But there is no possibility he would have taken his own life?"

Evelyn replied sharply: "No."

"Mrs. Inkay, do you happen to know the name of the young woman in question?"

Evelyn showed a flash of annoyance. "No."

"Do you know where she might be?"

"Certainly not!"

Corvus began to slowly move towards the door. "You and your husband never discussed her?"

Evelyn's voice began to stumble. "He... we did... he wouldn't tell me her name. We quarreled over her... of course--it came to me as a complete surprise--"

"A complete surprise?"

Evelyn hesitated for a moment. "Yes."

"But I thought you'd hired a private investigator--"

"A private investigator?"

Corvus gestured vaguely towards the door. "Mr. Redstone."

"Well, yes--" Evelyn turned around and stopped in mid-sentence. They looked at one another for a long moment.

Hank looked away, down the hall. She kept looking at him. "But I... I... did that because I thought it was a nasty rumor I'd put an end to..." She finished and stared plaintively at Hank. Corvus took two steps back, towards some other bodies. Hank said nothing.

"And when did Mr. Redstone inform you that these rumors had some basis in fact?"

Evelyn looked at Corvus, caught, not knowing how to answer him. Hank spoke for her, smoothly. "Just before the story broke in the papers, Drew."

Corvus nodded knowingly. They began to slowly walk away from the storage room, standing aside as another corpse, reeking of alcohol even in death, was wheeled out.

Corvus, with exaggerated politeness, to Hank: "You wouldn't happen to know the present whereabouts of the young woman."

"No."

"Or her name?"

"No."

They walked a few steps further down the hall.

"Will you need me for anything else, Lieutenant?" Evelyn's voice had recovered somewhat.

"I don't think so, Mrs. Inkay. Of course you have my deepest sympathies--and--if we need anymore information, I'm certain we'll be in touch."

Hank put on his hat. "I'll walk her to her car, Drew." Evelyn glanced at him. They went through a couple of outer doors and saw several reporters milling about the main entrance, laughing and kidding about Charles' death. As the reporters saw them, one cocked his head, and like a pack of zebras, they descended on Hank and Evelyn in a flurry of white shirts and dark suits.

Hank hurried Evelyn past the thicket of extended notepads, lightbulbs, and microphones, stopping only briefly once she was safely out the door to address the crowd.

"And remember, fellas, that's Redstone. With an R."

Once they arrived at Evelyn's car, she began to fumble feverishly through her purse.

Hank looked into the car. "Mrs. Inkay?... Mrs. Inkay."

Evelyn, flushed, perspiring: "...just a minute..."

Hank gently touched her arm. "You left your keys in the ignition."

"Oh... thank you." She leaned against the side of the car, looked at her feet for a moment. "Thank you for going along with me. I just didn't want to explain anything... I'll send you a check."

"A check?"

Evelyn got in her car. "To make it official, that I'd hired you." Then she drove off.

Hank looked up. Roy was looking around the parking lot. When he saw Hank, he cocked his head towards the front door, to let Hank know he wasn't free yet.




"Don't give me that, Drew, you had the sergeant drag me back in here for a statement."

Corvus shrugged. "I don't want it anymore."

"No?"

Slowly, with mock reverence: "No--it was an accident."

"You mean that's what you're going to call it."

Corvus looked at the body. "That's right." His voice tightened with contempt. "Out of respect for his civic position."

They began to walk out of the room again. "What'd he do, Drew, make a pass at your sister?"

Drew stopped, looked as if he was chewing something over in his brain. "No--he drowned my sister, along with about five hundred other people. But they weren't very important--just a bunch of dumb refugees in the wrong place at the wrong time."

They kept walking, reached the stairs. "Now beat it. You don't come out of this smelling like a rose, you know."

"Oh yeah? Can you think of something to charge me with?"

"When I do, you'll hear about it." Both men chuckled a little. Then Corvus turned and walked down the hall.

Hank turned around and nearly tripped over a stretcher. It was the alcohol-smelling body, being pushed by a fat, jolly man wearing a black apron and hood, like a cross between Santa Claus and the Grim Reaper. A cigarette dangled from one corner of his mouth.

"Hank, what're you doin' here?"

"Nothin', Morty. It's my lunch hour, so I thought I'd drop by and see who dropped dead lately. So, how are you?"

"Never better. You know me, Hank."

"Yeah--so who you got there?"

Morty pulled back the sheet--both men recoiled from the smell, overwhelmed--then quickly dropped the sheet back in place.

"Sammy Schulbert, local drunk--used to hang around Fenway Alley--" Morty brushed some sand from the man's face, laughed. "Quite a character. Lately he'd been living under a bridge--had a bureau dresser down there and everything."

Hank had already lost interest. He started to move for the stairs. "Yeah."

"Drowned, too."

Hank stopped in mid-stride. "Come again?"

"Yeah, got dead drunk, passed out in the bottom of the riverbed."

"The Aradesh River?"

"Yeah, under Ranger's Point. What's wrong with that?"

Hank moved back to the body and began to examine it closely. "It's bone dry, Morty."

"Well--it's not completely dry."

"Yeah, well he ain't gonna drown in a damp riverbed either, no matter how drunk he was. That's like drowning in a teaspoon."

Morty shrugged. "We got water out of his lungs, Hank. He drowned."

Hank walked away, mumbling. "Jesus, this town..."




Hank parked his bike on the bridge, under a sign bolted into a concrete support column that read Ranger's Point. He looked down into the riverbed below.

From the bridge, Hank could see the muddy remains of a collapsed shack, its contents strewn down river from the bridge. Below him, lying half over the storm drain and one wall that was on the bank of the river, was a sign that proclaimed EDEN TOWERS -- THE FUTURE HOME OF CRIMSON CARAVANS AND MINES, which was used as a roof of sorts. Downstream, there was a dresser, an oil drum, a Chryslux seat cushion, a Sunset Sarsaparilla crate--the trashy remnants of Schulbert's home.

Hank scrambled down the embankment and landed in ankle-deep mud. His shoe made a soft slurping sound as it was pulled out. He began to walk a little further downstream when he heard the vaguely familiar squishy clip-clop of something. Clearing the bridge, on the opposite side was the little Legion boy, again on his skinny Brahmin, riding along the muddy bank.

The two looked at one another a moment.

Hank spoke first: "You were riding here the other day, weren't you?"

The boy didn't answer. Hank spoke again: "Speak English?... Loqui English?"

The boy finally nodded. "Ita."

"You were talking to a man a few days ago..." Hank pointed to his eyes. "...he wore glasses, he--"

"Yes."

"--uh, what did you talk about, do you mind my asking?"

"The green water."

"What about the green water?"

"When it comes."

"When it comes? What did you tell him?"

"It comes in different parts of the river. Every night a different part." The brahmin snorted. The boy rode slowly on.

Hank climbed up the embankment, slowly, noting the direction the storm drain by Ranger's Point took. It was headed above, towards the Westin Hills, where the sun was setting.

--

It was dark now, the rays of the evening sun slowly being unseated by a rising moon. Hank drove more slowly. The bike headlight threw a thin beam across the drainage channel, forming dancing shadows on the rocky hills behind the foliage growing out of the ditch. The whine of the motorbike was louder this time. Hank guessed that he would have to replace the fission battery soon.

He rounded another bend. The road became unpaved, a crunching of gravel added to the engine whine. The plant life suddenly became lush, almost overwhelming. Heavy clusters of oak, ferns, and eucalyptus were everywhere. It was all quite still. Another turn, and Hank glipsed a pie-shaped view of a lake of lights in the city below. Then, a final turn, and the road became straight, rocky hills replaced by concrete cladding.

He almost missed the channel exit. Hearing a bubbling noise, Hank killed the engine and stepped off the bike to investigate. A lone halogen light overhead on some high-voltage tension wires was the sole illumination. Beneath the hard sodium-orange glow, Hank could make out the mesh of a chain link fence topped with razor wire.

He followed the fence to the ditch--no luck, the fence extended downward another six feet to fully seal the entrance. But the section of fence above the ditch was missing its razor teeth. Hank looked around one last time, saw no one, and climbed over. His feet landed on asphalt.

He walked for fifty more yards in the darkness. His eyes were beginning to adjust, and he could make out the outline of a huge, seemingly deserted research and production facility. Here and there, smokestacks and pipes extended forth at crazy angles, almost as if they had been tossed about by a giant. Hank looked to the ditch, which was now wider and shallower. It seemed to lead into a massive flat area around one hundred yards ahead, darker in color than the surrounding mountains, yet softly aglow, seemingly from some deep source under the surface.

All of a sudden, there were two loud gunshots from atop the hills; Hank felt the rounds pushing through the air behind his shoulderblades. Immediately dropping to one knee, Hank dove into the ditch while unholstering a pistol from his jacket pocket.

The ditchwater splashed around his shoes; even in the dim moonlight, Hank could tell that something was wrong with it--too chunky, almost as if someone had poured a box of Cinnabix gruel into it and let it sit for a full day. Hank heard the sound of men scurrying through the brush, coming near him, so he cocked his pistol in a very noisy fashion. The footsteps began retreating.

Hank waited. The men seemed to have passed him by. But there was another sound now, no longer a gentle bubbling, but a growing, echoing, almost growling sound. It puzzled Hank. He started to lift his head to catch the direction.

The next few seconds seemed to pass by in a series of stutter-step frames. First, below him, the trickle of water began to rise, then, to his left, a splashing noise, then, a wall of water came crashing into him--and he now he was surrounded by the chunky water.

Hank scrambled to maintain his footing, but it was too late. He was picked up and began to tumble downstream, bouncing painfully against the twists and turns in the channel, stopped only by the fence he had climbed over earlier. The blow nearly knocked him unconscious, but Hank retained enough presence of mind to firmly hook his left hand through one of the chain links. Pulling with all his strength, he managed to tear himself away from the torrent of water.

Sitting by the edge of the ditch, against the fence, Hank took a moment to regain his breath. His suit was now dyed bright green, and dripping more of the green liquid. One of his shoes was gone. His Pip-boy screen was cracked in two, and no matter how he tried to adjust his posture, it seemed like he was rubbing up against a bruise.

At least his gun was still there. Hank checked it, made sure the inside was clean, and then flipped the safety back on. There had been no accidental discharge. Hank felt lucky. Then he remembered that whoever had shot at him was still out there, somewhere, and he quickly stood up, ignoring his aching muscles.

He began to climb over the side of the fence. He was midway up when a voice sounded out behind him.

"Hold it there, kitty cat." The voice was nasally, displeasant, and had a tribal accent.

Hank felt a hand on his shoulder. He debated for a second whether to try and wrestle with the man behind him, but then a gun barrel wormed its way into his right ear and settled that argument. Hank let go of the fence and put his hands up.

The man turned him around and pinned his arms behind his back. Hank looked up and saw a familiar face--the brown paper bag, Lee Cabrioni--and an unfamiliar one, short, almost a midget, in a white suit, red bow-tie, and disproportionately large two-tone shoes--an outfit that made him look like a circus clown. Cabrioni let Hank get a good look at both of them, then gave him a svcker punch. Hank doubled over in pain.

"You're right. I don't drink the water. But at least I can breathe the air." Then he hauled Hank up. Hank heard the rattle of a butterfly knife as the smaller man withdrew it from his coat pocket.

"Cabrioni, Jesus." Cabrioni didn't reply--only smiled and nodded at the smaller man, cocking his head in a "go-ahead" gesture.

The smaller man walked right up to Hank's face, and stuck the knife into his nostril. The blade threw an orange glare into Hank's eye. He winced.

"You're a very nosey fellow, kitty cat... you know what happens to nosey fellows?"

The smaller man smiled and shook a little with excitement.

"Wanna guess? No? Okay. They lose their noses."

With a quick flick the smaller man pulled back on the blade, laying Hank's left nostril open about an inch further. Hank screamed. Blood gushed down onto his shirt and coat. He bent over, instinctively trying to keep the blood from getting on his clothes. Cabrioni and the smaller man stared at him.

"Next time, you lose the whole thing, kitty cat. I'll cut it off and... feed it to my goldfish, understand?"

Cabrioni gave Hank a hard kick in the groin. "Tell you understand, Hank." Hank was now groveling on his hands and knees.

He mumbled, "I understand." Hank could only see his tormentor's two-tone brown and white wing-tipped shoes--lightly freckled with his blood.

The two men turned and walked away.




Eddie was trying not to stare. But to be honest, there wasn't much else on the face to stare out. An enormous bandage was spread-eagled across Hank's nose, making it look twice the size it normally was.

The phone rang. Hank tapped a button on the intercom.

"Yeah, operator."

A metallic voice responded. "A Miss Wilcox calling."

"Who?"

"Joan Wilcox."

"Don't know her--take a number."

Eddie spoke up.

"So some contractor wants to run a Floramin field and he makes a few payoffs. So what?"

Hank turned slowly to Eddie. He lightly tapped his nose. Eddie continued. "So you think you can nail Cabrioni? They'll claim you were trespassing."

"I don't want Cabrioni. I want the big boys that are making the payoffs."

"Then what'll you do?"

"Sue the [censored] out of 'em."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah--we find 'em, sue 'em, and make a killing. We'll be having cocktails at Dean Domino's twice a week and pissing on ice for the rest of our lives."

"Sue people like that and they're liable to be having cocktails with the Judge who's trying the suit."

The phone rang again. Hank looked irritated. "Miss Joan Wilcox again. She insists you know her."

"Okay." Hank picked up the phone reciever. There was a click, followed by the hiss of a new phone line.

"Hello, Miss Wilcox. I don't believe we've had the pleasure."

A matronly voice responded. "Oh yes we have... are you alone, Mr. Redstone?"

Hank replied with a deadpan. "Isn't everybody? What can I do for you, Miss Wilcox?"

"Well, I'm a working girl, Mr. Redstone--I didn't come in to see you on my own."

"When did you come in?"

"I was the one who pretended to be Mrs. Evelyn Inkay, remember?"

Hank's arm gave an involuntary jerk, knocking over a mug of a lukewarm coffee into Eddie's lap. Eddie gave a short yelp.

Hank, to Eddie, barely covering the phone reciever. "Shut the [censored] up!" Then back to the phone, playing it cool. "Yes, I remember--nothing, Miss Wilcox, just going over a detail or two with my associates... now, you were saying?"

"Well I never expected anything to happen like what happened to Mr. Inkay." She paused, then resumed with a pleading tone. "The point is, if it ever comes out, I want somebody to know that I didn't know what would happen."

"I understand... if you could tell me who employed you, Miss Wilcox--that could help us both--"

"Oh no. No, no, no. Never."

"...Why don't you give me your address, and we can talk this over in private?"

"No, Mr. Redstone--just look in the obituary column of today's newspaper..."

"The obituary column?"

"You'll find one of those people."

"Those people? Miss Wilcox--"

She hung up. Hank looked at Eddie. Eddie pointed to his lap and shook his head.




The lounge had rich, redwood paneling almost over every booth, cut into undulating patterns by the soft overhead glow of salvaged Old World lighting. A velvet voice drifted across the floor, drawing an admiring look here, teasing out a smile there. A pleasant place. Hank even had to rent a car to make the dress code.

He was seated with his back to the door, at an angle where anyone coming in could be seen through the reflection on the glass of whiskey in front of him. He flipped through the paper until he found the obituary column--scanned it, looked up--and abruptly tore the column from the paper and put it in his pocket. He then closed the paper. This time, the headline was not about him:

[big]

Bond Issue Passes Council[/big]
Twenty million cap referendum to go before the public.


Evelyn Inkay suddenly appeared through the side door, from the kitchen. Hank nodded, nonplussed, and rose, allowing her to sit. He watched her remove her gloves, slowly. Her hands were delicate, like that of a bird. She was wearing a dove gray gabardine--subdued, tailored to her petite frame. The only indication she was in mourning was a black translucent veil over her face.

"Thanks for coming... drink?"

The waiter appeared. Evelyn was looking at Hank's nose. She turned her head to the waiter. "Tom Collins--with lime, not lemon, please."

"And for the gentleman?"

"Gimme another scotch on the rocks, please."

The waiter responded crisply--"One Tom Collins with lime, one scotch on the rocks"--and exited into the kitchen.

Hank pulled out a torn envelope. The initials EMI were faintly visible in delicate print on the corner of it.

"I got your check in the mail."

"Yes. As I said, I was very grateful."

Hank slid the envelope across the table and coughed, slightly. "Mrs. Inkay, I'm afraid that's not quite enough."

Evelyn responded, a little embarassed. "Well, how much would you like?" She began to reach for her purse.

"Stop it. The money's fine. Its generous, but you shortchanged me on the story."

Evelyn's voice dropped a few degrees. "I have?"

"I think so. Something besides your husband's death was bothering you. You were upset, but not that upset."

Evelyn replied, like an Alaskan winter. "Mr. Redstone..." She flashed her eyes at Hank, who pretended not to notice. "...don't tell me how I feel."

The drinks came. The waiter set them down. Hank picked up his scotch and took a long pull, drinking nearly half the glass.

"Sorry about that. Look, you sue me, your husband dies, you drop the lawsuit like a hot potato, all of it quicker than the wind from a duck's ass--excuse me. Then you ask me to lie to the police."

Evelyn, sheepishly. "Well it wasn't much of a lie."

"If your husband was killed it was." Hank pulled the check back towards his side of the table. "This could look like you paid me to withhold evidence."

"But he wasn't killed." Hank smiled in response.

"I think youre hiding something, Mrs. Inkay."

"--Well, I suppose I am... actually, I knew..." Evelyn searched for the right word. "I knew about the affair."

"How did you find out?"

"My husband."

"He told you?" Evelyn nodded. Hank continued. "And you weren't the slightest bit upset about it?"

"I was grateful."

"You'll have to explain that, Mrs. Inkay."

"Why?"

Hank's voiced became dipped in sarcasm. "Look, I do matrimonial work, it's my métier. When a wife tells me she's happy her husband is cheating on her, it runs contrary to my experience." He looked significantly at Evelyn. "Unless..."

Evelyn responded. "Unless what?"

"Unless she was cheating on him too." Evelyn didn't reply. "Were you?"

Evelyn was clearly angry, but controlled it.

"I dislike the word 'cheat.'"

Hank, dryly. "Did you have affairs?"

"Mr. Redstone--"

"Did he know?"

Evelyn was indignant. "Well I wouldn't run home and tell him whenever I went to bed with someone, if that's what you mean."

Hank finished his drink.

"Is there anything else you want to know?"

"Where were you when your husband died?"

"I can't tell you."

"You mean you don't know where you were?"

"I mean I can't tell you."

"You were seeing someone, too."

Evelyn looked squarely at Hank. She didn't deny it.

"For very long?"

"I don't see anyone for very long, Mr. Redstone. It's difficult for a woman. Now I think you know all you need know about me. I didn't want publicity. I didn't want to go into any of this, then or now. Is that all?" She phrased her last sentence as a exclamation rather than a question. Hank nodded, then picked up the envelope.

"Oh, by the way. What's the 'M' stand for?"

Evelyn stammered slightly. "Mac... Maclean."

"That your maiden name?"

"Yes... why?"

"No reason."

Evelyn leaned closer to Hank.

"You must've had a reason to ask me that."

"No, I'm just a snoop."

"You seem to have had a reason for every other question."

"No, not for that one."

"I don't believe you."




The parking attendant stepped out the drivers' seat in Hank's car. He then walked over and opened the passenger door for Evelyn.

"Oh--no. I've got my own car. The cream-colored Chryslux."

The attendant dutifully started for her car. Hank turned to him. "Wait a minute, sonny." Then, to Evelyn. "I think you better come with me."

"What for? There's nothing more to say." She turned to the attendant. Get my car, please." The man resumed running towards it.

Hank leaned on the open door of his car and stared into Evelyn. He talked quietly, but spat the words out.

"Okay, go home. But in case you're interested, your husband was murdered. Somebody's dumping tons of Floramin out of the city reservoirs when we're supposedly in the middle of a famine, he found out, and he was killed. There's a waterlogged drunk in the morgue--involuntary manslaughter if anybody wants to take the trouble which they don't. It looks like half the city is trying to cover it all up which is fine by me. But, Mrs. Inkay--" now, leaning inches from her "I [censored] near lost my nose! And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something." And with that, Hank got into his car.

Evelyn steadied herself on the open car door. She stared at at Hank for a long moment. Then Hank gently tugged the passenger door closed.

"Mr. Red!--" She caught herself, decorum restraining her mid-shout. "--stone."

Hank drove off into the mid-afternoon traffic, leaving Evelyn looking after him.




This time, Hank knocked.

The secretary responded. "Come in!"

Hank walked through the door. The secretary was not happy to see him.

"H. H. Redstone to see Mr. Yelburton."

The secretary immediately went up and into the Inkay's old office. Hank turned and strolled around the office a moment--his eyes settled on a photographic display entitled The HISTORY OF THE DNR - THE EARLY YEARS, along the wall. He stopped as he spotted a photo of a man with the same silver cane Hank had seen in Eddie's series of pictures--he was standing high in the mountains, near a pass. The caption reads TOM MCLAFFERTY - 2268.

Hank immediately pulled out the envelope containing Evelyn's check. He looked at the corner of it, his thumb pressing down under the middle initial M. Then he looked back to the photos.

The secretary returned. "Mr. Carlson will be busy for some time."

"Well, I'm on my lunch hour. I'll wait."

The secretary raised her voice a tick. "He's liable to be tied up indefinitely."

Hank smiled in response. "Well, I take a long lunch. All day sometimes."

Hank pulled out a cigarette case, offering the secretary one. She refused. He lit up and began to hum Sinatra's 'Blue Moon', strolling along the wall looking at more of the photographs.

He began with a few photos of a much younger Inkay, along with Tom McLafferty. One of the captions: CHARLES INKAY AND TOM MCLAFFERTY AS THE MORRISTOWN MINE COMES TO LIFE - 2270. Hank, still humming, turned to the secretary.

"Tom McLafferty worked for the natural resources department?"

The secretary stammered for a second. "Yes. No."

"He did or he didn't?"

"He owned it."

Hank stopped humming in surprise. "He owned the natural resources department?"

"Yes--in a sense. He used Crimson money to restart the mines and factories left from the Great War."

"He owned the minerals supply for the entire NCR?"

The secretary replied, exasperated. "Yes."

Hank was genuinely surprised. "How did they get it away from him?"

"Mr. Inkay felt that the public should own the display--I mean, the minerals. If you'll just read the display--"

Hank glanced back, hummed a little, then-- "Inkay? I thought you said McLafferty owned the department."

The secretary threw down her pencil. "--Along with Mr. Inkay."

"They were partners."

"Yes. Yes, they were partners." She got up, annoyed, and went into what was Inkay's inner office.

Hank went back to the photographs. He heard a scratching sound, apparently coming from just outside the outer door. He moved quickly to it, hesitated--then swiftly opened the door. Two workmen looked up at Hank with some surprise. They had been scraping away Inkay's name on the outer door.

The secretary returned, seeing the workmen looking at Hank with some confusion.

"Mr. Carlson will see you now."

Hank nooded graciously, dropped the secretary a small box of chocolates, and headed on in to see Carlson.




The first thing Hank noticed was a subtle but perceptible difference Carlson's posture. He was now head of the department.

"Mr. Redstone, sorry to keep you waiting--these staff meetings, they just go on and on--"

"--yeah--must be especially tough to take over, under these circumstances."

Carlson smiled ruefully. "Oh yes. Charles was the best department head the country ever had." He then paused for a second. "My goodness, what happened to your nose?"

Without missing a beat, Hank replied: "I cut myself shaving."

"You ought to be more careful. That must really hurt."

Hank smiled. "Only when I breathe."

Carlson laughed, a deep belly laugh. "Only when you breathe... don't tell me you're still working for Mrs. Inkay?"

Hank continued smiling. "I never was."

Carlson stopped smiling. "I don't understand."

"Neither do I, actually. But you hired me--or you hired that [censored] to hire me."

"Mr. Redstone, you're not making a whit of sense."

Hank sat down. "Well, look at it this way, Mr. Carlson. Inkay didn't want to build a production field--and he had a reputation that was hard to get around. So you decided to ruin it. Then he found out that you were dumping Floramin every night--and then he was drowned."

Carlson folded his arms and narrowed his eyes. "That's an outrageous accusation. I don't know what you're talking about."

Hank stood back up. "Well, Jimmy Parker over at the Times will. Dumping thousands of gallons of fertilizer down the toilet in the middle of a famine--now that's, as they say, news." Hank began to head for the door.

The department head stood up. "Wait--please sit down, Mr. Redstone. We're... well, we're not anxious for this to get around, but we have been diverting a little production to fertilize mutfruit and pinyon nut orchards along the Long 15. As you know, the farmers there have no legal right to our product, and since the famine we've had to cut them off--the Core Region comes first, naturally. But, well, we've been trying to help some of them out, keep them from going under. Naturally, when you divert Floramin--you get a little runoff."

Hank blinked. "A little runoff."

"Yeah."

"Where are those orchards?"

"Like I said, along the Long 15."

"That's like saying they're somewhere in Arizona."

The department chief held up his hands and shrugged. "Mr. Redstone, my field men are out and I can't give you an exact location..."

Hank nodded knowingly. Then he spoke up, a friendlier tone. "You're a married man, am I right?"

Carlson was puzzled. "Yes...?"

"Hard working, wife and kids?"

"Yes..."

Hank put his hand on Carlson's shoulder. "I don't want to nail you--I just want to find out who put you up to it. I'll give you a few days to think it over." Hank handed over a card. "Call me. I can help. Who knows? Maybe we can lay the whole thing off on a few big shots--and you can stay head of the department for the next twenty years."

Hank smiled and walked out the door, leaving an unsmiling Carlson.




Hank decided to make dinner at home. It had been ages since he cooked, but he still remembered how. He went back to Art's diner.

"Say, Art--you got any surplus ingredients I could buy?"

The fat man shrugged, then said: "I'll see what I can find. Since when do you cook?"

"Since I made the mistake of trying your attempt at a wasteland omelette."

"You're a riot, Hank." Both men chuckled. Art disappeared into the storeroom. When he reemerged, he was holding a large paper bag marked "Brahmin Flank Steak", two onions, three carrots, some garlic, a jalapeno, a broc flower, and a bag of potatoes and xander roots.

"Enough for a beef stew. Just remember to char the beef in the--"

"--in the fireplace for two minutes before I throw it in the stewpot, right."

"How'd you know that?"

"C'mon, Art. Don't you remember? I served at Forlorn Hope. Of course I learned how to cook Legionnaire's Stew. It's the only thing worth eating out there."

At the mention of Forlorn Hope, Art grimaced a little. "Heh. Oh, right."

Hank immediately apologized. "Look, I'm sorry--I didn't mean to bring up your daughter's--I mean, Penny's--"

"It's ok. You can say the word. Death. Why are we all so afraid of it? After we die, it's not like we end up feeling anything--and--" turning hopeful "--you get to meet your dead relatives, just like she met her mother." Then, the man bit his lip. "Only hurts for the living, left behind."

"Yeah." Hank felt guilty. "Tell you what. Close shop early tonight. I'll cook." Then, trying to cheer him up, Hank said: "C'mon, gotta make up for that wasteland omelette sometime."




"So I says, why don't you stay fashionable. And then the little boy says--he walks up real close to him, see, as close as you are to me--"

Hank finished washing the last of the dishes, and began his drying his hands with a plain white towel. "What does he say, Art?"

"[censored] you, clown!"

Both men snorted with raucous laughter. Hank poured Art another glass of rye. They were drinking from a massive crate of vintage Wright family liquors. The production dates acid-etched into the bottom of each bottle started at 2235 and ended at 2251. Art turned one empty bottle sideways, noted the numbers, and gave a whistle of admiration.

"Whoo-wee! We're drinkin' some good stuff right now. Say, my boy, how did you end up getting your grubby little fingers on something like this? I thought only guys like Mc"[censored]"erty and Lee Oliver could touch this stuff."

Hank chuckled. "You're not too far from the truth, old man. I won it from a big shot. A hand of poker."

"Really. You stared down Babylon and lived to tell the tale?"

"Heh-heh. That I did. We were celebrating the victory at the Dam in New Vegas, see, and this guy comes walking in wearing a suit of Enclave power armor with this floating robot following him like a pet dog. Sits down at the poker table, and then proceeds to clean everybody's clock. I mean, at one point, he had a stack of chips in front of him so high the other players at the table couldn't even see his face--well not that anyone could see through that armored mask, but you get the point."

"Uh-huh." Art hiccuped. "And?"

"Well, I went in there, and with my tiny little stack, I took him down. Near the end, he was reduced to just his original wager--this crate of liquor here, those Deathclaw horns you see on my bookshelf, and this funny-looking metal casino chip that he said he didn't need no more." Hank jostled the ice cubes in his cup. "And then he stood up, said he wasn't playin' no more--turned to me and asked if I had any ammunition. Well I said 'of course', since the war was over and I wouldn't be shootin' anytime soon. So this other trooper and I gave him all our 5.56 rounds, and he got the chip, while I got the rest of the stash."

"No [censored]." Art took a swig from his whisky glass.

"Yep. No [censored]. Was a good time."

Art's face turned thoughtful. "Y'know, you never did tell me about your time in the service. I guess I can't blame you--you must have been trying not to upset me, after hearing about what those Legion bastards did to Penny. But today, don't worry about it. If you offend me, I won't remember a thing tomorrow." Art smiled. "I'll be fine. Except for the pounding headache, of course."

Hank smiled back. "Well, I guess I should start from the beginning. I enlisted in the fall of 2078. The potato harvest up near my dad's farm had failed, and we didn't have enough food or money to feed all five of our family through the winter. The enlistment bonus would go a long way to solving that problem, so I took it."

Art nodded. "Go on."

"Well, when we first got to basic I scored well on marksmanship, so they put me in a sharpshooter training course. Not that it was really that much different--back then the military was so depleted of manpower, the training course length had been cut in half to get more men out the door. Anyhow, I was assigned to the sharpshooter duty with the 173rd Regiment--that was Penny's regiment, too--and we spent a year just waltzing around the Mojave. It was a good time."

Art replied wistfully. "Yeah, those were the good old days for me, too. Would get a letter twice a month from Penny, telling me all about how she was helping folks there live a better life. I had my own cafe in Downtown Shady, business was good since it was so close to the rail depot. Saw hundreds of young folks smiling as they had one last cup of NCR joe." The fat man looked down for a second. "But many of them, I never saw again."

Hank lowered his head. "Yeah." Then he picked his head back up again. "After the year was up we got an urgent order to go to Forlorn Hope. Apparently the Legion raiding parties had thinned them out a bit and we needed to reinforce." Hank paused. "Do you want me to go on?"

Art nodded. "Tell me, Hank. Tell me how she died."

"Well, I wasn't on the patrol team--the sharpshooter company was kept in reserve. From what I remember, Penny volunteered for the first patrol of the regiment. She didn't make the cut because she fell ill. The first patrol made it back home safe. She got sent out on the second patrol--they weren't so lucky." Hank paused, looked at Art. The fat man seemed to be doing fine, with the exception of a flush from the alcohol. "The second patrol--they were all killed or captured. That's when we got called out to rescue them. We did beat the enemy back, but by the time we'd found Penny and the others, they'd all been... been..." Hank suddenly found it difficult to finish the sentence.

Art finished it for him. "...they'd been [censored], repeatedly, both the men and the women. And then strangled. And then nailed to crosses. Is that right?"

Hank nodded, hesitantly.

"Well don't just stop there. Go on. You still have a year and a half left in your story."

"Yeah. Well, after that patrol, the C.O. ordered a change of tactics. We were to hunker down, and only launch raids into the surrounding territory when we found the enemy beforehand. In order to find the enemy, though, we would take some riflemen and sharpshooters and put them into two-man scouting teams to cover the area." Hank opened another bottle, this time of mutfruit cognac. He poured both of them a glass.

"I was in one of those two man teams. We shot lot of things out in the bush. The my old partner died and they put me up with another one. And then another one. I was on my third partner when I ran into Drusius."

Art raised an eyebrow. "Was he Legion?"

"Yeah, but the rest of his cohort was about to kill him. Apparently he was a decanus--that's like a corporal or sergeant--and he refused to booby-trap his own wounded men, so the centurion--that would be a lieutenant or a captain--ordered him to be crucified and whipped to death."

Art shook his head. "Bastards. Animals."

Hank nodded in agreement. "Anyhow, we cut through everyone else in the cohort and saved him. Unfortunately, my partner was lost in the engagement. We never found his corpse." Hank took a sip of the cognac. "When I hauled Drew back to camp, everyone wanted to kill him, revenge for what the Legion had been doing to us, but the C.O. and I kept them from doing that. Slowly, Drew earned the respect of everyone at the camp. Washing toilets, fixing weapons, that sort of thing. So when my fifth partner got killed, I took him along. Everyone figured that with my lucky streak, Drew would end up dead within the month. But that didn't happen. Instead he taught me all about Legion tactics, and what I--and the rest of the regiment--was doing wrong."

"So you became friends."

"Well, I never could fully trust the guy. But we still worked together well, since he owed me a life debt. When the war finally ended and we were both looking for work, it was his idea to apply for the Shady Sands police. I thought he was crazy. Could you imagine an ex-Legion guy handing out parking tickets to NCR citizens?"

Art chuckled. "He'd be mighty lucky not to get shot."

"No kidding. But somehow, Drew made it. He worked harder than anyone else on the force. I was lazy. I did as little as possible--but Drew, he tried. And now he's a detective lieutenant in Homicide, and I'm doing matrimonial work."

"Aw, come on. It ain't that bad. You've got a nice apartment, you're doing well for yourself--all you need is a girl and you'd be complete."

Hank chuckled. "Yeah, a girl. Got Dear-John'd four months after enlisting. When I last stopped by my hometown, she was already on kid number three."

Art nudged him in ribs. "Better hurry up on that, son."

"Yeah, yeah. Anyhow, that's my story. Ain't much else to tell." Hank paused for a second, looked into his cognac. "The war--the Mojave--taught me a lot. Taught me how to play caravan, and why I shouldn't. Also taught me how to walk, talk, and shoot my way out of trouble." Hank took a sip. "Sometimes, though, I get in to too much trouble."

At that moment, the phone rang. Hank reached up to get it. Art dropped his forehead down to the table and began to snore.

"Henry Redstone."

The voice on the other end of the line was scared [censored]less. It was Eddie. "Hank, Hank. Listen. That b-b-b-blue monster, he's come back and he wants to k-k-kill you."

Hank wrinkled an eyebrow. "What? Why? Did we not pay him enough?"

"N-no." Hank heard a soft sob. "He said something about killing people who defy the Boulder God. I didn't believe him, so he took out a chainsaw and began to tear up the place."

"What? He's at the office?" Then Hank glanced at the watch. "It's nearly one o' clock, Eddie. Are you still there?"

"Yes. I've been trapped here for the past six hours. He has a stealth boy. I blinded him with a laser pistol, though, so we both can't see each other. I can still hear him pacing around the room. Please. Do something, Hank." Then, there was a whining noise in the background, followed by a mutant's childlike, yet menacing voice. "I have you now, my pretty. Come to papa!" And a crash, followed by silence, as the chainsaw bit into the phone receiver.

Hank hung up. Then he called the police.

"Yes?"

"Operator, I'm calling to report a code-41 involving an NK, probable double-P, at Eighteen-Eighty-Five Bearpaw Street, Suite Six-C. NK is armed with a chainsaw and has cloaking, I repeat, has cloaking." Hank paused, heard a pencil furiously scribbling in the background. When the operator had finished writing it all down, Hank spoke again.

"I will be arriving on the scene shortly. Pursuant to Citizens' Self-Defense Act No. 75, I will be bringing armor and a firearm to help apprehend the suspect. Please tell the lead officer at the scene that I will be dressed in Combat Armor Grade Two and will be wielding a riot shotgun." Though he knew he wouldn't be there for another twenty minutes, he also knew that the mere threat of a shootout erupting between a heavily armed civilian and a supermutant would be enough to ensure a rapid and serious response from the police. He hoped that would keep Eddie alive.

Before she could protest, Hank hung up the phone. He kicked the wastebasket next to Art to catch any vomit, then placed a blanket over him and walked over to his closet.

It had been years, he thought. But the lucky streak just didn't seem to end.

-- END CHAPTER 3 --
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:37 pm

wow pretty good
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I didn't actually read it i just wanted to contribute.....
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:28 pm

Unlike freedomfighter121 (not a very smart comment there btw.) I read your story. ;) lol

You know, if you take out all the Fallout references, you could very well market this story as a PI novel! Your writing is very well executed and your story reads and looks rather professional! Well done! You build up your plot in a concise manner and the story unfolds before our eyes. Your writing is very engaging and you were able to hold my attention all the way through the end of Chapter 3.

Although, it wouldn't hurt to add a few speech tags here and there. At times, especially at the beginning, when Hank talked to the Ghoul, it was a bit confusing and tough to figure out who said what.

"When Cabrioni was sheriff of Redding, the smugglers sold hundreds of pounds of jet right on the main street, and never lost a gram. He ought to be able to able to watch your fertilizer for you." And with that, Hank ducked into the elevator and pressed the close door button.


This made me laugh! I love it!

After a moment, the water receded and the ghoul dropped the pole.

"Pat fur crash."

Not understanding, Hank replied slowly. "Yeah. Pat fur crash."

The ghoul nodded, and was off, leaving Hank staring at the object in the bottom of the pond. He picked up the tool the gardener was using, and started using it himself, nudging the gleaming object closer.

Huh? I didn't quite get it. And what was that shining object?

Hank put on his hat. "I'll walk her to her car, Drew." Evelyn glanced at him. They went through a couple of outer doors and saw several reporters milling about the main entrance, laughing and kidding about Charles' death. As the reporters saw them, one cocked his head, and like a pack of zebras, they descended on Hank and Evelyn in a flurry of white shirts and dark suits.

Like a pack of Zebras? That doesn't sound very "falloutish" lol Zebras in Shady Sands... :D

"Well, I never could fully trust the guy. But we still worked together well, since he owed me a life debt. When the war finally ended and we were both looking for work, it was his idea to apply for the Shady Sands police. I thought he was crazy. Could you imagine an ex-Legion guy handing out parking tickets to NCR citizens?"

I think it's brilliant how you incorporate the Legion or ex-legion members into the daily life! :)
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:13 am

Unlike freedomfighter121 (not a very smart comment there btw.) I read your story. :wink: lol

You know, if you take out all the Fallout references, you could very well market this story as a PI novel! Your writing is very well executed and your story reads and looks rather professional! Well done! You build up your plot in a concise manner and the story unfolds before our eyes. Your writing is very engaging and you were able to hold my attention all the way through the end of Chapter 3.

Thanks man. Yeah, my first draft of the story was way too wordy while skimping heavily on the plot, so I decided to slow things down a bit while cutting out a lot of the useless detail.

Although, it wouldn't hurt to add a few speech tags here and there. At times, especially at the beginning, when Hank talked to the Ghoul, it was a bit confusing and tough to figure out who said what.

Got it, keeping this in mind. Thanks

This made me laugh! I love it!

Glad to know. Read lots of Ellroy and Chandler--you'll get a feel for dry humor (and good prose) fairly quick.

Huh? I didn't quite get it. And what was that shining object?

This is actually a pretty important clue, so I don't want to give too much away. But the ghoul is trying to say
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bad for grass
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Like a pack of Zebras? That doesn't sound very "falloutish" lol Zebras in Shady Sands... :biggrin:
The only black and white animal I could think of...

I think it's brilliant how you incorporate the Legion or ex-legion members into the daily life! :smile:

Thanks. This, I'm actually most proud of--I really wanted to make the integration of the two societies one of the key themes of the novel... which is why I put the character of Drew Corvus in there.
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