i took a football to the groin

I don't always play Skyrim, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee.

I was about to comment on here, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

I used to be Chuck Norris from the mountains! But then I took OVER 9000!!! arrows in the knee

*crickets*

I used to make jokes all the time... but now I make anti-jokes with dissapointing punchlines which had nothing to do with taking arrows in the knee.

I was going to steal your sweet roll, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I once tried to shoot Chuck Norris with a bow, but the arrow turned around mid flight and got me in the knee

Edit:: Oh too slow on the Chuck Norris joke. He would not be pleased

It seems those dialogues have secret meaning in them theres gonna be DLC called : ' The knee archer ', you gotta search all skyrim for the notorious archer that disables all adventurers with his knee aiming arrows....

:celebration:

I actually once shot someone in the knee and laughed because they had to become a guard, then I shot them again and hit their other knee. What happens when you've taken an arrow to each knee?

And this arrow in the knee reminds me of Afroman - Because I Got High. Someone should make a song using the tune if they're allowed. I was gonna clean my room (until I got high) then I took an arrow to the knee. I was gonna get up and clean my room (but then I got high) then I took an arrow to my knee.

^ You could mix it up, instead of saying then I took an arrow to my knee all the time. Maybe something like but I took an arrow to my knee. Who knows but I think this video could become famous. Maybe I could be the reason for someone elses fame

Haha I'm dreaming

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) Yeah hey, because I got an arrow to the knee, an arrow to the knee, and arrow to the knee. (La da da da da da da da da)

I like this one the most!

Taking an arrow to the knee is better than taking an arrow between the knees..

I used to laugh at people who took an arrow in the knee, but then I took an arrow in the knee...

I used to think Skyrim is not boring, then I hit level 25 and got an arrow in the knee.

I used to take arrows to the knee like you, but then i became an adventurer.

:sadvaultboy: You took the one I was gonna post.

Torres claims he anit doing well at Chealse because he took an arrow to his knee.

If an adventurer takes an arrow to the knee in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does he still become a guard?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/ArrowedFIN.png http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Iusedtobehightierlikeyou2.png

I used to take arrows in the knee,... then i took an arrow in the knee

I used to talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

or...

I used to take arrows in my knee, but then my knee became an arrow. (in other words, I took so many arrows in my knee, that my knee got so destroyed that I had replace my knee with an arrow-wodden-walking-knee-stick ... like pirates have, kind of)

When did this arrow in the knee joke start and where? I really really want to shoot that person in the knee but with an explosive Rambo Styled arrow.... :banghead:

Every guard in the game has the possibility to say this line:
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
And that is literally any guard in any town or city. After a while, you begin to notice a lot of guards somehow got their career started by being kneecapped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmPrYEOvM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNHDkrsJN3s

looks like obama care took effect for knee surgery :celebration: