I want to roll a mage alt. The RP I have for him necessitates the fugliest creature this side of Tamriel. A creature so foul-looking even the Falmer avert their blind eyes. Battle-hardened orcs used to trudging through their enemies' entrails should gag at the sight of this monstrosity. Gods place OUT OF ORDER signs on their shrines when they sense him approaching. Think of the bridge keeper in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but in an advanced state of decomposition. Someone who chopped down the ugly tree and it fell on his face.
My attempts at creating this character have resulted in ugly, but goofy faces. I want ugly that doesn't look like a cartoon. The race doesn't really matter, as long as it's man or mer, and he must be male and as skinny as possible.
Winner gets an e-cookie.