Was jacking around and killing people in The Strip, then I decided to do some long range sniping.
I learned you can silly putty the NPC's like you could on Halo.

So after playing with the dead bodies for awhile (Stretching their limbs very far), I decided to move the bodies out of the way.
Only on some of them I could move the torso but on most I was out of luck.

The not being able to move them out of the way is the annoying part.

I killed a prosttute wielding a knife, after she died all of her limbs fell off but she was still floating in the air.
So I ran over to her corpse and I was looking at it (Not in a Dead hoker Fetish way) and I notice her knife below her.
The knife was part of her body, it said -brain fart- (Can't think of the name of the casino) crier.
So I picked up the knife, and her entire torso was moving with it.

So I sat her on top of a mailbox, took a picture of it, then reloaded my save cause everyone on The Strip was dead.


/end pointless thread.

cool story bro

More pointless stories please. I'm spellbound.




B)

So this one time... In that little nook in Freeside where the thug waves me in...

I quicksaved it, and killed all of the guys in that nook various ways..

I like dynomite the best

Ever tried putting all the bodies into one of the empty dumpsters and chucking a boomstick into it?

Fun times, chap. Fun times...

Hahaha sounds fun!

When i killed benny i hit his head of put it in the tolet and but the rest of his body in the bathtub

I surrounded him with med-x, and put a gun next to him. Very grim scene.