It was Jarl-issued equipment, he couldn't say no, although his weapon preferences were different. I mean, you know what they always hand you, those politicians...

One of my favorites (possible slight spoilers, nothing major)



Pretty epic time.

This thread just made my Friday afternoon. Some cracking tales to be had. My work colleagues are looking at me funny as I giggle away.....

My last LOL moment was after I slayed a Dragon (I think it was in Riften). I walked into the nearest shop to buy something and was covered in Dragon blood. A boy says to me, "You don't look so tough, I bet my Dad could beat you up". I assumed his Grandmother had an affair with a Giant!

I came upon a crypt with a distraught nord outside. Apparently some evil necromancer went into his ancestral tomb and was defiling his relatives corpses. I agreed to help him rid the place of evil. He joined me, using his one handed axe and shield. He was pretty good at cleaving things with the axe!

Along the way, he would banter on about his relatives. Pretty funny lines sometimes. In the end we fight in a large chamber against the necromancer, his wraith, A Draughr Overlord and a ton of skeletons. It was a mayhem of magic and splintered bone and blood that went on for a few minutes, all the while. this axeman is screaming murderous cries while he cleaves the undead. It was a really intense few minutes.

We converge on the Overlord, felling him together in a rain of blows. The din in the room fades, and we can now only hear our breaths, a nearby brazier, and the wind howling through the crypt.

I talk to him, to see what he has to say now that the threat has been removed. He says to me: "I have things that need doing..... but... go ahead."

I almost fell of my chair.

I dunno what happened, but http://www.truancyfactory.com/images/spyro.png

My favourite funny moment was actually on "Ohhh shhhhh*************tttt!" moment.

I knew there was a dragon around somewhere, but it had gone all sort of quiet. So I just wandered around this high place and rested with my back to a rocky place.

You could almost say it was one of those "Hair on the back of your neck rising" moments - for somereason I had some backpressure on my mouse and my view moved up and up and over and uh ohhhh... There, sat on the rocks right above me and leering down at me was a dragon.

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!

As I wasn't to well levelled at that time, I guess I ended up looking like a burnt matchstick...

I just had to laugh so much at Bethesda's nice touches to the game that it left me gasping.

Haha that's awesome...tramp!

Septimus just sent thugs after me to teach me a lesson.
Thing is, he's dead. I didnt take his stuff until after he died.

Cracked me up, man must really like his posessions to send thugs after me from beyond the grave.

A Thalmor "You don't stand a chance!" And as he said that, my Ebony Sword sliced his head off like butter. poor sap didn't stand a chance.

this isn't my favourite glotch or bug but today after leaving Whiterun I came across a Louis LeThrush standing behind Shadowmere - problem was there was Louis Lethrush and another Louis Letrush behind him and then another Louis (lacking the Lethrush) because he was only visible from the waist up - they all asked if I needed anything - seemingly not as much as they and seeminly neither did Shadowmere - didn't think you were suppose to get that close to the back of a horse o.O

by the way here's a photo of it

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390317_10150406818153198_647813197_8384310_767089464_n.jpg

it's good to know its not just me experiencing glitches - as I was starting to think it was because I had been carrying bodies across Skyrim to store in my home - I have a tea party going on and s human pyramid - maybe the centipede will be next - it's all probably because I have been playing this game way too much

I did a rescue quest for the Companions and ended up with this random villager in my party. Didn't realize when I took the quest that I'd have to escort the guy all the way to Markarth, from just outside of Windhelm. I'm playing without fast travel so, not wanting to just hoof it all that way for one quest, I decided he could do with some adventuring and stopped to complete all the other quests I could along the way. That included picking up

One of my monments was a glitch. i'd just run up and past the labryinthian and heading down to windhelm when i notice a dragon in the distance. as i get close i notice its flying snout first agtains't a high up mound then starts flapping erratticly and starts flying backwards every time i got anywhere near it it would fly off backwards! despite it being funny/annoying i had to oad up an old save.

I was showing off the game to my girlfriend and there was this cute little fox running in front of me on the road. She likes cute and cuddly things, so I thought it was perfect and the game was really showing its best side. All of a sudden a Frostbite Spider jumped out from behind a rock and killed that cute fox right there and started spitting its slime on me.

I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't.

seen Maiq the liar.
said something like "why do nords cherish beards so much?"

Probably when I first met (and spoke to) Barbas. Though in reality, and expressed only in emoticons, it was more a combination of :laugh: and :facepalm:. It was so unexpected, and took me completely by surprise.

Also, Clavicus Vile's voice was almost as comical - an enshrined Daedric prince, who must also have starred in a Monty Python sketch.

Another Louis LeThrush encounter. He randomly spawns out in the wilderness and this orc kills him. So I reload and kill the orc, in thanks he begins to attack me but for some reason cannot do any damage so I sheath my weapon and watch him and Lydia go at it for 10 minutes or so. Finally I get bored and head to the cave to finish the Hircine quest. Once I finish the quest this red dot appears in the cave. Guess who?

While helping the one fellow in the mountains that was upset that a necromancer was defiling his family's ancient tomb, I stopped to loot most of the non-animated draugr corpses on the way. After looting a few, I find one of the is carrying a plate and goblet for some reason. Whatever. I take it, and he suddenly complains, "Hey, those belonged to my ancestors, must you be so thoughtless? Well, I *suppose* you are helping me, though...'" or something like that. Caught me by surprise.

As for why he was carrying it, eh, I can think of some people RL that want to be buried with their fine chinaware.

I wandered somewhere, and I see some guards, then a dragon comes, and they RUN SCREAMING. hehe funny.


after killing a dragon, a guard states ( i forget exactly what he says) " my brother is out killign dragons, while i'm stuck here, wish i was killing dragons" literally right after he just helped kill a dragon lol

Well, I was wandering about with Lydia, following a shortcut to Riften. There is a giant camp right next to the path, so I cut the corner to get past them easily. All of a sudden something flew past me over my shoulder at rocket speed. Ofcourse I went to have a look, was quite a walk to find it.....it was Lydia, apparently she was braver than me and walked through the giant camp.

O HAI!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=352kci9&s=5


He just wouldn't move, I had to climb over him to get out of the tower.

My near-defenseless mage was walking through a mountain pass when a group of bandits and giants were going at each other.

Actually, it was more like the giants were slaughtering the bandits.

Walking along, "Oh, a mountain pass! How delightful!" Starts her way up the pass. "Hmm? What's this?" Only able to make out silhouettes. A bandit falls from the heavens and bounces over her head. O_0;

From my other thread, glitches I found amusing that I ran into.

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Happened today:

A random Bandit attacked a Mudcrab, because it was too close to their cave... Guess how it went: Bandit shouting "Never should have come here!" at the Mudcrab while furiously trying to hit it, the Mudcrab knowing no fear doesn't back away, instead keeps attacking back... then after some hits in, the Bandit yells "That's all you got?!" which the Mudcrab didn't find so funny and killed the Bandit with a hit to the crotch, making Bandit to fall down a cliff...

It was entertaining to watch ;D

I was traveling and started fighting a bandit and he said "No one bests an orc"

And my character is an orc.

Not so funny but weird.

He actually survived (Even if you pulled stuff off his body)... then went back in time 200 years to set up Bandit Shop in Cyrodiil.


Well, he did speak the truth.