http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b148/ActionDragon/Skyrim/SkyrimWTF1.jpg They didn't leave much for Dragonborn.
A Khajiit girl is there on the dragon's head finishing it with her knife...

After she had killed it she asked "Is it surely dead?" Apparently she should have stabbed it a bit more.

I was talking to an NPC in a tavern, and the whole time he was blathering on, the pie on the table was jiggling around. I was like, "Dude, shut up and check out this PIE!"

I found a goat facedown in the snow. I also found an axe in mid-air. Another time, I said to myself, "Gee, there sure are a lot of mammoths around here." Then I turned around to find a mammoth had landed on the road in front of me, presumably having fallen out of the sky. I looted it and left in case any of the giants thought I'd done it.

I sent a horker flying with my axe. One of his friends landed on a dead Thalmor...sort of like the house in the Wizard of Oz landing on the witch. Gah, I should have taken his boots.

i had an amazing one AFTER reading this thread, was sneaking in a dungen and had a calmed bandit walking around, someone in the dungen was singing a song and the song had to do with killing an orc, well, RIGHT as i sneaked attacked someone (slit their throat) the person in the dungen singing started singing a line about how someone was being killed 0.o .. it was PERFECT.. wish i had a way to record it. about

watching Alvor get stuck behind the armor bench and after a while he became one with the wall behind him, and only he's head was peaking out of his housewall. The creepy thing was when he said, take whatever you need, within reason offcourse.. yeah right man, your freaky, im out of here, good luck with the wall :/

Faendal: I used to be a real lady charmer, then I took an arrow in the knee...

Hey guys look at this. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvn1hgzlCG1qj26eao1_500.jpg
Had to kill him for hurting my friend Mr. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvloto38LQ1qj26eao1_500.jpg and for thinking that he's Dragonborn.

What do you get when an Argonian and a Khajiit mate?
An ArgoNyan

*ba-dum tsss*

Some weird collision issue in Whiterun caused a little girl to go flying across town and into a wall. It even made a satisfying "thud" when she hit it .

"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"
Both of my scimitars are impaling him and Im holding him in the air by them.

Alas he didn't quite have the staying power of the black knight.

Hanging out at a hunter's camp and suddenly my horse is flying above us and runs smack into a tree.

I was in a bandit cave trying to retrieve some quest items when fighting this one female bandit in full steel armor... well, at one point I think I hit her with my sword that had the paralysis potion applied to it and she did a full somersault in the air! :laugh:

I was around level 20-ish and was trying to figure out which way to go to get out of the cave I was in, so I check my map and I see http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596955603724615830/7F8AC1A90A90FBDEED058E46D1C50833841A481D/

Yup, I'm that good :celebration:

I had the guard give me the ol "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee", by itself not normally funny. He then followed it immediately with "put those arrows away, archer!" I couldn't help but spit take the Dr. Pepper I was drinking.

That's the best!

I humbly bow down to you, sir.

Wow you finished the game! And at only lvl 20

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988732882/screenshot/648746999437896979?tab=public He stayed there in that position until i moved on.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988732882/screenshot/648746999502506602/?tab=public

God, i find every moment i lob someone's head off while they are still taunting me unintentionally funny. Especially with this Thalmor dude mentioned earlier. Or Cicero, that was just gold.

It's pretty funny to watch giants knocking NPC's into the air because it looks like the physics bug also works on NPC's... Cave bear flying hundreds of feet into the air was quite a sight lol.

I did a rage-massacre in riverwood once because the kids were enerving me and i decided to go at their parents n relatives. so i was sneaking behind Sigrid, and just at the moment my character slit her throat she said "keep your hands to yourself!"

I enjoying dual wielding axes. While I was fighting a bandit, she said "Is that all you got?" .... just before I beheaded her by putting my axes on either side of her neck and bringing them together.

I once came across a dead troll under a bridge. Either a hilarious coincidence or bethesda likes old childrens songs.

That's so sad! Generally, I'm glad they made bunnies hard to catch! Not that I tried... :whistling:

Haha, haven't come across that one in Skyrim, but 90% sure it was in Oblivion(, too). hugs@beth

Encountered the Louis LeTrush triplet outside Whiterun but it creeped the hell out of me. It was dark and suddenly I was surrounded on all sides by them.

Also going home to see my wife and my house is filled with random NPCs. Heaven knows what my wife is up to when I'm gone.

Funniest moment was when a thief inside Riften ran into an inn and the guard with a bow accidentally hit a visitor. Erupted into a full blown bar brawl with only two guards surviving. I just stood there going wut?!

I was out east of Whiterun on my way to Valtheim Towers, and spotted a Saber Cat. I went into sneaking but before I could get to it, it ran off and started fighitng something else. So I'm there, watching as this Saber Cat is really goin nuts like he's fighting off a crowd of enemies, but I can't see anything. The Saber Cat dies, and as I make my way through the tall grass to its body to loot it, I see what killed it... a crowd of 7 mudcrabs! I almost died to them I was laughing so hard!