Petting his mammoth what?

Saved the earth. Whatever the planet is called. (Yeah, I forgot)
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
"So, I hear you're a member of the Companions. What do you do? Fetch the mead?"

Become Harbinger of the Companions
Still hear "I don't know why Skjor recruited you"

:celebration:

finding injured soldiers in a tent at a military camp.

Exploit the Enchant/Smithing/Alchemy bug

Become a God

Complain that the game is too easy

Yes, I hadnt noticed that but now you mention it..
Odd.

Murder/thievery/general ner do wellness? Just pay your fine.

Kill a chicken? There is only death to answer for a crime of that magnitude :facepalm:

Don't wanna be a spoilsport in a humor thread, but the Dragonborn isn't the only one that can use the Thu'um to Shout. He just doesn't have to study it like others; Shouting comes naturally to the Dragonborn.

I actually knew this with my post, but still found the guard's logic a bit inconsistent. "You shouted, therefore Dragonborn."

Bring down an imperial convoy... well... an imperial cart with some silver and weapons and Markarth's Jarl, Steward, Thane, and its entire guard are totally replaced the very next day.

Ever see a dragon try to mess with a Giant and his Mammoth's? They basically aggressively go after it and beat it into the dirt. It really ruins the whole "mighty dragon" thing that this game is going for.

Kills entire town...
3 days in jail.

Don't have a meme picture for this one but I remember stealing a Horse in Windhelm (and i'm absolutely positive nobody saw me), then while travelling to Riften I spotted the wandering bard. I paid him to play a song and when it finished I got back on my horse and he started yelling "HELP! THIEF!". Apparently the Horse is still classified as "Stolen" even when NPCs who had absolutely no relation to the crime can report you? Just another reason why Horses are so useless in this game...

Possesses magic and ancient dragon shouts.
Still needs lockpicks.

Had that problem today too!

On my way to complete a contract for the Dark Brotherhood, I passed through an Imperial camp and decided to slaughter them all for the gold and xp (don't worry, I kill Stormcloaks too...). Decided I'd take one of their horses on the way out to speed up the process. I get to my location to tell my mark of his impending doom and hopefully have the pleasure of watching him beg for his life... when I notice my horse starts walking away from me. So, I mount it again to re-position it, and the very guy I was there to kill shouted the same thing you quoted and reported my crime.

I was like "How the [censored] would you even know that horse is stolen? For all you know, I could have just bought this from the nearest stable. What, did it not look like my horse? Not evil enough?"

oblivion: knights of the nine become whole again and beat umaril and become powerful
skyrim book: the knights of the nine never formed again after their being disbanded
oblivion: no mention of the sumerset isles being attacked only that the wizards were boycotting some goods
skyrim: they got attacked and seceeded?? wtf
oblivion: mages guild fighters guild and brotherhood all guilds do good and become prosperous
skyrim: mages gone, brotherhood gone only 1 left and somehow the night mother has a body, no fighters guild that ive heard of only that its not in skyrim
oblivion: dragon picture shows a big dinosaur looking pic
skyrim: dragons like in the movies
oblivion: wood elves = midgits
skyrim: in 200 years wood elves are now as tall as us ?? evolution on steroids

just saying

lmao

This really bugged me too, you'd think their first assumption would be "You shouted, you never told us you trained with the greybeards." Then you would explain you've never shouted before in your life and then they would be shocked and call you dragonborn. But no, they jump straight to believing you to be a legendary being of prophecy.


Those giants are seriously way too strong. Even at level 20 they could still one shot me and I could barely scratch them, it's ridiculous. It's hard to be scared of dragons when there are godlike giants just casually strolling around all over Skyrim. All the other races of Tamriel are lucky the giants only care about their mammoths, they could probably conquer the world if they wanted to.

I think it's because stolen horses usually go back to their respective owner.


Well, mine doesn't.... My horse is always dumb

But the ones I steal, they run away...

Every guard hails Sithis.
Get arrested for murder.

Companion : 'Oh look a cave, I wonder what's in there'

Me: WTF we were just IN there noob-and cleared it out!

True son of Skyrim kills a dragon in town
Guard: "Guard might get nervous a man approaching with his weapon drawn"

WTF? I just killed a dragon which might have eaten you your wife and children if I wouldn't have my weapon drawn and stepped in...Ohh and guard boy whats your name and rank? I am Thoros Fjord'son the Dragonborn known across the land as Stormblade officer of the Stormcloaks slayer of Alduin...

Become a Nightingale, gain the favor of Nocturnal, restore the Thieves guild to power all across Skyrim.

Ragged Flagon Bartender: "So your Brynjolfs new protege, eh? Don't look like much to me."
Ragged Flagon Bartender: "It's one thing to say you've got the skills to be a thief. It's another to actually use them."

At level 50, Giants are NOTHING to me. I still have to take a fight with an Ancient Dragon seriously, though.

Basically, the minimum level for Giants is simply set too high.