Skyrim's Inconsistencies. : V

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Title says it all
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11335/11608055.jpg

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:33 pm

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11336/11608377.jpg

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:31 am

loved the first one :lmao:

mine: become leader of companians, gets asked if i bring mead to the others

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:14 pm

I think everyone have experienced this before: Killed a dragon, got bashed by a troll for petting his mammoth..

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:11 pm

Guard says that I must be Dragonborn because I shouted.
Beginning of game tells me Ulfric shouted.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:51 pm

Accidentally steal spoon.
Whole guard force attacks me.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:26 am

Accidentally steal spoon.
Whole guard force attacks me.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:58 pm

L ame
A ggravating
G ayness

(Lag)

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:49 am

Lame
Agrovating
Gayness

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/aggravating

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:19 am

loved the first one :lmao:

mine: become leader of companians, gets asked if i bring mead to the others

That one makes sense to me, because not everyone is going to know.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:05 pm

People say that the civil war is making it hard for them, yet I've finished the Stormcloaks questline on my save!

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:40 am

That one makes sense to me, because not everyone is going to know.

thenh ow did he know? every guard talks about it (and was in whiterun, he would have to be reaaaaally behind on current events if he has no idea im the leader of the companians)

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:52 am

Hear everyone fear that dragons are unkillable beasts, bringers of the end times...
Watch bear and troll kill dragon.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:17 am

ENTERS TOMB SEALED FOR CENTURIES
FINDS FRESH CABBAGE

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:42 am

Hear everyone fear that dragons are unkillable beasts, bringers of the end times...
Watch bear and troll kill dragon.

Even better, watch your horse severly damage a dragon.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:04 am

Punch Chicken

Death Sentence

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:07 am

Major roads free of vegetation and overgrowth even though only a handful of people ever use them. Skyrim must have imported tons of Roundup.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:45 pm

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief!"
ORLY? I never stole anything with this character. What the hell is that guard talking about?

And then another guard tells me how he prefers single-handed weapons instead of dual-handed ones, while he actually carries the biggest mother****ing bad-ass dual-handed axe I ever saw. What the hell?

Then there's hunters in the wilderness, hunting deer and rabbits. And they yell at the rabbits: "never should have come here!" WTF? That's supposed to be a hunter?

Well, I could go on for an hour with stuff like this. It's obvious the game was rushed and received little to no polishing.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:13 pm

Notice blacksmith spends entire life forging steel.
Learn to craft Deadric in two days.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:41 am

*loading screen*
something along these lines
'Giants are dumb brutish creatures that will attack those who pester their mammoth herds.'
Picture:
Giant scratching his chin in a philosophical stance.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:04 pm

Finds trap
Saves and walks over it to know what it does

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:42 pm

Stops being capitain
People call him sailor

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:49 pm

Save town from attacking dragon

Your fus ro dah accidently hit a chicken somewhere in the fight

Entire town tries to kill you

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:44 pm

Save town from dragon attack
Your shouting is scaring people if you keep doing it I will arrest you

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:07 pm

Quicksaves
Kills everyone, then quickloads