Powergamer: anolyses all available blocks, and calculates the optimal way to combine them to achieve the tallest, stable structure. Once he is done, he will get bored and never touch the blocks again. He may complain that it was a waste of money for the little enjoyment he got out of it.

TES Virgin: looks at the provided booklet with the suggested structures and, one by one, builds them all. He will then complain that the structures in the booklet are too small and bland, and how PLAYMOBIL? is so much better. He will feel like he wasted his money now that he has no other structures to build, and refuses to fork over more cash for other booklets.

Roleplayer: realizes that the number of structures he can build is limited only by his imagination. Proceeds to build a bunch of different creative structures and creates a story by interacting with them. Becomes a huge LEGO? fan.

Graphics Ho: complains that every structure looks alike because they all use the same boring set of blocks. Says PLAYMOBIL? is so much better and looks much more natural.

The Nostalgic: is very unhappy with the new, safer block models. So what if kids choked to death with the old models? They were cooler and much more fun to play with. He will consider the fact that sometimes the blocks didn't stick very well as a minor issue, even though he used to loathe it when it happened back in the old days.

I hope everyone gets the hidden points .

I ship and receive playmobil everyday outta my wharehouse, it's absolute garbage.

Had to recall almost 60,000 pcs because they had lead in them.

so your complainining about complains how original who cares play your game whatever

http://jugo.sopaipleto.com/files/2011/11/600x731xthumbs_demotivators-0005.jpg.pagespeed.ic.BMZyiNFFle.jpg

This thread is so so true. Glad to say im a rp'er Though I am such a gameplay nazi I annoy everyone. I like to take the best out of game and think about ways to improve every error in EVERY game I play and that sometimes gets in the way of the experience, like when a dragon flys backwards through a mountain its hard for me to go".....its a....GHOST DRAGON!" as an excuse xD

LEGO? is awesome.

'Nuff said.

lmao, that was great - thanks for the read

LEGO reminds me of EGGO so now I want waffles

I like it. Especialy the Nostalgic. :thumbsup:

Try reading the post. No complaints here, just a well done joke.

The Nostalgic was great! :lmao:

I like to think of myself as a Roleplayer, myself. There has to be some reason why I've gone through three TES games so far. :hubbahubba:

I hereby give you the "Thread of the day" award, may It shelter you from the flames of hate.

What a great post! Thanks for that. :goodjob:

I think I'm a nostalgic. Did they really update LEGOs?

Lego is awesome and all, but don't you dare to speak ill of PLAYMOBIL on my watch.

Seriously now, awesome post, fella.

I love lego! Well at least I use to! Great anology!

Roleplayer here no doubt.

Meh, you can roleplay all you like, but if the world isnt there, it isnt there. Its good, but its limited by more than the imagination.

"What happened to legos? They used to be so simple."

I can't believe you just compared the wonderful world of LEGO with what passes as a triple A game title these days.

Shame on you!

I think your post is fairly accurate, except in the fact that true RPGers realize that Skyrim is anything but a true RPG.
They got the shaft just as much as every other category you listed.

And boy did they all get it.

:rofl:

oh my sides! oh wow that was clever.

Modder: Knows that he can get pieces custom made and mail delivered for any project he wants. Doesn't hesitate to put his own twist on the booklet models to make them look, in his eyes, cooler. Tends to reply to other LEGO^? fans complaints that if they do not like a given model, they can always change it themselves.

Ooph, glad everyone 'got it'.



No clue. I just made that up .

You didn't mention that the Lego bricks come in a large amount of colors, but only 5 bricks of each. Legitimate complaints about needing 17 red bricks dismissed by stating "but they come in other colors!". No bricks of different colors fit together.

LEGO Skyrim