Skyrim: Pencil Quest : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:42 pm

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A prisoner waits in a dark, cold cell. Today is a very special day, the day of the prisoner's beheading.

But wait, our records don't show who they are!

Who is this prisoner?

[Enter name, race, etc]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:01 am

S'Rithri, Khajiit Female. Rather pretty, for a fuzzball.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:06 am

Great, I'm sure you'll fit right in.

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You are S'Rithri, a Khajiit female. People tell you that you're rather pretty, for a fuzzball. You typically respond by clawing their faces off. Considering your present situation, perhaps you should change that policy. As has been established, you are in a cold and dark prison cell awaiting your execution. This is not your first brush with the law, but it is certainly the first that will end in your beheading. With any luck, it won't be your last.

Now, what are you going to do?

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:31 am

Lose your nerve - Attempt to pull the the prison window bars off. If this fails, turn your bed so that it covers the door. They can't kill you if they can't see you!

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:35 pm

You can't take it anymore! The walls are closing in, you're going to die in here! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

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Well, that didn't work. You try to hide by putting the bedroll over the door, but you have nothing to hold it up! You decide to hide under it instead.

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Nobody will ever know. They shall speak of your glorious escape for years, when all the while you are just hiding under the bedroll! Hey, is that a guard coming?

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:56 am

Loving the pictures. : P

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Wait and see! Surely the guard will never see us! Surely!

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:29 am

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It's no use! The guard sees everything!

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:07 am

Kill him?

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:25 am

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Well, that was a rather unladylike spectacle. Still, the deed is done, and now you have some keys! Unfortunately that totally awesome fight that just happenned created an awful lot of noise, and somebody is sure to come check it out.

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:46 am

Disguise yourself as the guard

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:34 am

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The perfect disuise. Nobody will ever know! You also took his keys, because why the heck not?

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:04 am

Drag the dead guard into the cell, and haul ass outa there. In a discreet way.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:07 am

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You try to be discreet about it.

Approaching the exit, but you hear noises from up ahead. More guards? Or could it be the prison's dreaded Guardian?

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:21 am

Call out for help and when they come from around the corner try slicing them with the sword from the guard.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:27 am

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You think you took a wrong turn.

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:03 am

Question them on their natural likeness to one another. Tell them it's inspiring and that the jails are in fantastic quality. Then tell them to carry on. Hoping they'll think you're of a higher rank.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:02 am

This is amusing.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:01 am

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You shower them with the praise that a caring superior would bestow upon such fine troops.

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It works! The guardsmen are happy with you high opinion of the prison they are keeping up. One of them offers to take you on a tour of the facility, while another invites you to the special event they are putting on later today; an execution! You are told Francis worked very hard on the decorations.

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:07 pm

Refuse the offer, in a nice way, and ask if you can be escorted out.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:14 am

You politely decline the offer to attend, saying you have important business at the prison next door, and ask to be escorted out. You then discreetly haul ass out of there.

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Freedom! You have escaped from the dreaded prison, and all of Skyrim is open for you! You cannot wait to see what great adventures await you in the snowy northland. Come now, we mustn't keep them waiting!

[Enter Command]

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:43 pm

Head over to the town of Riverwood.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:02 am

I must ask: What's with the kangaroo in the wheelbarrow?

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:51 am

I must ask: What's with the kangaroo in the wheelbarrow?

She's haulin' ass from what I remember.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:57 am

She's haulin' ass from what I remember.

Right yeah, I get it.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:26 am

This is [censored] awesome.