SKYRIM SHOULD BE HORNY!

Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:19 am

Now let me clear one thing off: i dont mean six or anything along those lines. i just think that nobody would mind a little extra appeal than it was in oblivion. it doesnt get in the way of the game or change anything about it...just ads another optional element to the game.
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Rhysa Hughes
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:46 am

You can't be serious this topic is getting locked.
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:09 am

What is this..I don't even..
:facepalm:
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Damien Mulvenna
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:38 pm

The Day that BGS does this is the day that Bioware makes an open world RPG. It won't happen not to mention that Beth wouldn't be able to do the feature right. Gameplay is more important
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:01 am

Anyone who doesn't vote "yes! take it off!" is a DA2 fan.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:07 am

:flamethrower:
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:46 am

I think you're thinking of six appeal, not, er... horniness. To that end: people who want chainmail bikinis can feel free to download mods, but the more time passes in this world, the more trite a "serious" fantasy universe featuring skimpy, skin-exposing and poorly shaped armor becomes. Now, don't get me wrong - it can certainly be amusing in tongue-in-cheek fantasy universes, but if I'm playing in a Nordic epic about fighting a God-Dragon for the safety of time and space, I expect practical armor and a grittier style.

Now, a couple dress models that are a bit more low-cut to throw on the average tavern waitress in the exceptionally Nordic bars, or more subtle stuff - I wouldn't mind, not so much because I'm particularly interested in seeing a bunch of provocative outfits but because it'd be less intrusive and make sense in-universe.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:24 am

You already said that! :stare:

i think he's got a point. i want skyrim to be horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1181581-will-all-characters-have-the-same-underwear/page__p__17509727#entry17509727 (his comment already got removed for spam)

And it still doesn't make sense. A game can't get sixually aroused kid, no matter how bad you want it to.
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Richard
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:12 am

This topic is stupid. Simply put.
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ashleigh bryden
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:18 am

compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirtatious joke
amorous hug
kiss
massage
touch cheek
whisper in ear
make out
woohoo






oh wait wrong game
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:11 pm

There was a thread about Dar-Ma already...
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:39 am

Anyone who doesn't vote "yes! take it off!" is a DA2 fan.

I am a fan and I didn't choose that option.How enjoyable.I picked "a bit" since I do expect there to be at least some [censored]s in the game world.I really don't care if they don't add them at all...or did I misinterpret the meaning of the thread?
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:52 am

On the bright side, it's not another thread defending/attacking attributes.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:37 am

A useless feature if implemented and let's not forget Nova in Fallout 3. I don't expect Beth to do this. They'll be something but it won't be over the top.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:45 am

?Someone's never gonna get any pooooon
And that someone is youuuuuuu?


TL;DR version: OP is a loser.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:43 pm

Topics like this always attract the more ridiculous options winning just for the sheer absurdity of it. :)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:00 pm

Thread reported :/....please just move along.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:06 pm

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2009-Promo-NewHeadshotHigh_1280141512004.png

~ Dani ~ :)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:48 am

Yeah, I was excited by the House of Dibella in Daggerfall back when i was like 12 and not anywhere close to getting any. Now? Eh, seems kind of dumb.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:35 am

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2009-Promo-NewHeadshotHigh_1280141512004.png

~ Dani ~ :)

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq39/Apemaster/angryawesomereduxcenterag1.png?
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:57 pm

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2009-Promo-NewHeadshotHigh_1280141512004.png

~ Dani ~ :)


You want the NPCs to look gay? :)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:03 am

I'd rather have no six than a poorly implemented attempt at it. Since I can't put a finger on a time six felt not video-gamey (Bioware games included) I'd rather it be left out.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:39 pm

You want the NPCs to look gay? :)
He was gay? I thought it was a zombie.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:37 pm

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq39/Apemaster/angryawesomereduxcenterag1.png?


http://img.poptower.com/pic-20126/matthew-macfadyen.jpg?d=1024

Completely off-topic: If Mi5 accomplished nothing else, it captured my complete attention. Best. Looking. Guys. Ever.

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http://img.poptower.com/pic-20126/matthew-macfadyen.jpg?d=1024

Completely off-topic: If Mi5 accomplished nothing else, it captured my complete attention. Best. Looking. Guys. Ever.

~ Dani ~ :)

You... you want them to look like Matthew Perry?
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