Skyrim is terrible!

Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:33 pm

Or, he knew exactly what he was talking about, and felt like mocking the number of complaints leveled against this game (Especially those claiming the game's worse than Morrowind) And, apparently people like you, who can't read an entire post without jumping to stupid conclusions.



Hey, someone else gets it! Welcome to the party! It's rather empty in here, isn't it?
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:07 pm

I agree with none of these points. And I can tell a troll when I read one.

Edit: Just reread this, it's actually hilarious. Good one.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:38 pm

Hey, someone else gets it! Welcome to the party! It's rather empty in here, isn't it?

at least theres sweet rolls in here not so bad :shrug:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:20 pm

I approve of this satire. 10/10 :celebration:
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:51 am

page 9 incoming :user:
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:54 am


2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.



I stopped reading after this blatant lie. You, sir, lost your validity with that comment. GG.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:15 pm

The responses in this thread are a reminder as to why they put an on screen marker showing where every quest item is located.

I could only imagine if "A Modest Proposal" was posted here.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:02 am



2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.



Your whole post is outstanding but that in particular cracked me up.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:30 pm

Quick! Somebody invoke Godwin's Law!


I already did that in another thread today. Actually, I think I might have broken it. Or at least dinged it up a bit. ;)


i feel bad for the person trying to defend fps .....not worth their time


FPSes can be and have been great. I can't imagine anybody back in the day that didn't find Doom intensely addictive, immersive and downright scary.


Yeah, this is exactly what how I feel. Call of Duty crack = too easy on these forums. Make a real joke. When it got down to the real jokes, you could see he wasn't witty. Funny you mention Civ because I just recently downloaded Civ4 and haven't played it since 1. I was thinking at how much of an accomplishment the original actually was in it's time.


Well, I actually liked the OP. I just see a ridiculous amount of CoD hate on these forums, and I haven't heard anything bad about those games from people who actually play them.

Regarding Civ, it was fun to play all of them. I started with the original and played every version since, including similar games like Call to Power, Alpha Centauri, and Master of Magic, a game I've made reference to here at least three times because version 1.0 was so unplayably buggy. Master of Magic is still worth playing today, as a matter of fact. The graphics are definitely of its time, but it's one of the most engaging and deep turn-based strategy 4X games ever made. Civ V is pretty good, and has excellent graphics, but man a game can take a long time. I've actually heard people say they think Civ IV with all the expansions was superior to Civ V, but I'm not sure about that myself. Both are excellent.

When I read the initial post, I was hoping for some funny and/or witty responses. I was sorely disappointed.


Yeah, people are just more concerned with getting their two cents in on the "I love Skyrim" versus "I hate Skyrim" wars. We should call one side the Imperials and the other side the Stormcloaks, just for the hell of it.

I doubt any of the people that got the joke are anti-FPS elitists but it's a known fact that CoD games do not change at all and they always seem to attract the same sort of people and it turns possible new fans away from the series and not to mention that the gameplay never changes, to be fair CoD should be a rail shooter because it takes absolutly no skill what so ever.


Well, I haven't played a CoD game in a while, but lots of people say they're excellent games and I haven't played an FPS except for Halo in quite a while.

Hey, someone else gets it! Welcome to the party! It's rather empty in here, isn't it?


A-yup.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:10 am


I could only imagine if "A Modest Proposal" was posted here.


I love me some babies mmmhmm.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:18 am

Meh - not a horrible joke thread.

That being said, frankfrankfrankly, I don't give a damn.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:00 pm

Lost all your credabiity when you called cod exciteing and fresh....
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:52 pm

I like how troll threads get 9 pages. Idiots People are funny.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:32 pm

There have been some outstanding games released this year:

1. Battlefield 3: Lengthy, exciting, very few bugs.

2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.


Sounds like this isn't your cup of tea. If it were, you'd have the good sense to never bring up two shallow, vapid and regressive first person shooters (CoD and MW) as positive examples. I'll give you Battlefield, its one of the few unique and semi-creative games EA makes, but the other two are what's responsible for any short-comings you've found in Skyrim.

Edit: I've been trolled. :foodndrink:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:48 pm

Lost all your credabiity when you called cod exciteing and fresh....


What an original and funny response.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:44 pm

What an original and funny response.

and so darn creative too
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:02 am

Good Lord. We're on PAGE $%#ING NINE and there are still people taking the OP at face value.

I love me some babies mmmhmm.


GET - IN - MAH - BELLY!
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:57 pm

:user:
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:58 am

fgomgo,vlg;c
Y U NECROMANCING DIS TRED?11!!
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:24 pm

Frankfrankfrank.

Mate, I have not logged on to this forum since the whole damn hacking debacle in ages past. An event, judging by the responses to this thread, I would have to assume has been forgotten completely by the various budgies and goldfish that seem to enjoy this forum.

Let me just say that this thread, in amongst so many others has made it necessary for me to go through the whole awful reregistering ordeal just to say, Thank God for you.

Your net was cast in seas teeming with life, and your catch is approaching epic proportions. Brilliant, just brilliant.

I really do feel saddened by todays education standards, but it does apear that the Bethesda team have done a fine job of identifying a new demographic, and exploiting it with fashion and expertise, so well done to them as well.

By the way, I really like Skyrim too.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Not exactly off topic, but has anyone considered investing in

USA tire.

Spoiler
(ie SA tire)

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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:29 am

A genuinely hilarious post. Nice to see some people retained their sense of humour, even though most of the forum members have gone ape[censored] :lol:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:55 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61ScTMVx5ws
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:31 pm

:read:
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:41 am

Brilliant troll, :celebration:
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