Skyrim is terrible!

Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:23 am


2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:10 pm

SHUT UP! Yes Battlefiled 3 is a GREAT game SKYRIM IS BETTER JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT! STOP TROLLING
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Shelby McDonald
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:18 pm

Stopped reading after

Modern Warfare 3: New,Exciting, Fresh. It's just a rehash of MW2 with slightly better graphics, just like every other COD game.

Just gtfo.

Edit: So I willed myself to read further. Now I see it's sarcastic. :P
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Taylor Tifany
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:53 am

CHEESE!!! For everyone!


Except you...
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John Moore
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:56 am

If he'd have put as much effort into playing the game as he did that post he'd have loved Skyrim, but why people feel the need to tell us they don't like it is beyond me, if I don't like something I don't play it, eat it or drink or watch it depending on what it is. I don't then go onto a Forum to write a novel about it!
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:52 pm

There have been some outstanding games released this year:

2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.



Stopped reading there.
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Jon O
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:14 am

Apparently people need to invest in sarcasm detectors. Mine was blaring away at me after number 2.



It's not sarcasm, it's satire.

...Something that people are positively HORRIBLE at recognizing. :facepalm:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:32 pm

no way in hell most people are gonna read past the mw3 thing (cant blame em) but nicely done ill say
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Kelly Osbourne Kelly
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:56 am

he is joking
he is just joking


calm down and read the post.

You ppl will laugh...
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Nikki Lawrence
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:26 pm

I liked how half of his 'points' against skyrim were things everyone wanted and loves.

I laughed out loud when I read "2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh."
More like '2. Call of Duty Modern Warfare: 4 years old, decent, cloned for the past 4 years'

I smell sarcasm.

Edit: I can't spell!
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:10 am

it was a joke and if you didnt pick that up shame on you
:intergalactic:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:50 pm

If he'd have put as much effort into playing the game as he did that post he'd have loved Skyrim, but why people feel the need to tell us they don't like it is beyond me, if I don't like something I don't play it, eat it or drink or watch it depending on what it is. I don't then go onto a Forum to write a novel about it!


No sense of humor make messa sad panda :(
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Dan Stevens
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:03 pm

It's not sarcasm, it's satire.


:facepalm:

Been a long day....
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:41 pm


1. The World. It's in the North, it's Skyrim, we get it. But where are the green fields of Oblivion, the randomly generated caves that looked so different, the volcanoes of Morrowind, all the Dunmer?
2.. The Monsters: Awful. No one ever wanted dragons, we wanted more Golden Saints and Imps!

3. Combat. Terrible. I want the dice-rolls back. Some said Morrowind had boring and lifeless combat, but I for one enjoyed knowing that one day I would become strong enough to strike with a weapon- and boy would it feel visceral when I was able to hit.

4. Difficulty: Bandits in Glass and Daedric armor. That was difficulty. That was excitement. In Skyrim it's the same old "Ooooh now that you're level 45 and a dragonslayer a bandit with a club is easy"- give me a break.

5. Making Spells. Morrowind and Oblivion had it. It made the game. Smithing, Alchemy, Enchanting? Forget those. They're boring. AND OVERPOWERED. In Morrowind and Oblivion you never had to worry about being over-powered through spell creation.

6. Removing stats. How do I know if I'm good with swords if I haven't tagged it as a skill? How do I know that I'm strong without tagging strength? I want to run and become athletic. I want to jump for 10 seconds. I want to fall off a cliff and know that I am becoming acrobatic. I'll never forget the joy of putting skills I am good with as "minor" skills so I could train them without leveling and get that awesome multiplier. I loved using a notebook to plan how I leveled. It made the world immersive.

1. The world is far better than Oblivions and a lot more varied and it rivals Morrowind. Do not have any idea your issue here.

2. I love the dragons I like the feel they add to the game, I for one love the dragon encounters. This is a matter of opinion I guess.

3. Combat is an improvement over any game in this series. Bethesda though has never been known for its combat systems.

4. It was unrealistic and redundant to have every person in Oblivion in the game wearing the exact same thing. This was due to the horrid level scaling and it was a very hated feature. Guess you are one of the very few that liked it. It was not challenging it was boring.

5. Spell creation, we need yes it made the magic system the magic system and added boundless choices to an amazing system. I love alchemy and enchanting we should not forget either of those smithing is good as well. There is nothing wrong with any of the three, we should have the option to use all four of them. More is more, less is less...

6. I think we need attributes in a retooled system, without the "awesome multiplier", we need a system where you get stats based off of intelligence and willpower and then assign your attributes wherever you wish.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:44 am

He trolled a lot of people good though.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:32 am

I love these kind of posts. You can actually see the IQ level of all the users who dont know how to read a thread before responding. :read: Inb4lock.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:28 pm

"2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh." -- Now that's a good one ;)
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:01 am

1. The world is far better than Oblivions and a lot more varied and it rivals Morrowind. Do not have any idea your issue here.

2. I love the dragons I like the feel they add to the game, I for one love the dragon encounters. This is a matter of opinion I guess.

3. Combat is an improvement over any game in this series. Bethesda though has never been known for its combat systems.

4. It was unrealistic and redundant to have every person in Oblivion in the game wearing the exact same thing. This was due to the horrid level scaling and it was a very hated feature. Guess you are one of the very few that liked it. It was not challenging it was boring.

5. Spell creation, we need yes it made the magic system the magic system and added boundless choices to an amazing system. I love alchemy and enchanting we should not forget either of those smithing is good as well. There is nothing wrong with any of the three, we should have the option to use all four of them. More is more, less is less...

6. I think we need attributes in a retooled system, without the "awesome multiplier", we need a system where you get stats based off of intelligence and willpower and then assign your attributes wherever you wish.



Are you being sarcastic too?

Just like him?

[censored]...

EDIT: Oh, that was not a bad word :| Sorry about that
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:32 am

1. The world is far better than Oblivions and a lot more varied and it rivals Morrowind. Do not have any idea your issue here.

2. I love the dragons I like the feel they add to the game, I for one love the dragon encounters. This is a matter of opinion I guess.

3. Combat is an improvement over any game in this series. Bethesda though has never been known for its combat systems.

4. It was unrealistic and redundant to have every person in Oblivion in the game wearing the exact same thing. This was due to the horrid level scaling and it was a very hated feature. Guess you are one of the very few that liked it. It was not challenging it was boring.

5. Spell creation, we need yes it made the magic system the magic system and added boundless choices to an amazing system. I love alchemy and enchanting we should not forget either of those smithing is good as well. There is nothing wrong with any of the three, we should have the option to use all four of them. More is more, less is less...

6. I think we need attributes in a retooled system, without the "awesome multiplier", we need a system where you get stats based off of intelligence and willpower and then assign your attributes wherever you wish.


You must feel so silly now.
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:47 am



2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.





next time you troll try not to be so obvious about it XD
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:35 am

*Gets into RPG forum.

*Bashes the favored RPG of the board

*Lists repetitive shooters as great games.

Yup, we've got one. Someone get the trollbait, I'm a go grab ma shotgun.



lol this ^

too funny
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Andrea Pratt
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:23 pm

I stopped reading at "MW3 - New, exiting, fresh"
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:34 am

next time you troll try not to be so obvious about it XD



Again, it's not trolling, it's satire.


*sigh* Why do I even bother?
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Jennifer Munroe
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:31 pm

If you were serious: ....what. Just, what. :unsure:




If you were kidding: XD, lol that's funnyz! :teehee:
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:29 am

no way in hell most people are gonna read past the mw3 thing (cant blame em) but nicely done ill say


Guilty.

:shrug:
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