No sense of humor make messa sad panda

I love these kind of posts. You can actually see the IQ level of all the users who dont know how to read a thread before responding. :read: Inb4lock.

There have been some outstanding games released this year:

1. Battlefield 3: Lengthy, exciting, very few bugs.

2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.

If it's meant to be sarcasm someone needs to remind him that sarcasm rarely works in print, it's the tone of voice that displays sarcasm. Also if he was joking someone needs to remind him that jokes have punchlines, also they are funny, this was a waste of time.

Again, it's not trolling, it's satire.


*sigh* Why do I even bother?

What's the point of this post then if it's just sarcasm? Doesn't the OP have anything better to do? Like.. play Skyrim? Geeze.

2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.

2. The World. It's in the North, it's Skyrim, we get it. But where are the green fields of Oblivion, the randomly generated caves that looked so different, the volcanoes of Morrowind, all the Dunmer?

3. The Monsters: Awful. No one ever wanted dragons, we wanted more Golden Saints and Imps!

4. On to the dragons. Boring! I can kill them, absorb souls, and I'm still "In Skyrim". Take me for a vacation- Oblivion Gates. Nothing beat the thrill of going to Oblivion, fighting through a similar landscape- but finding out the treasure inside was DIFFERENT!

5. Story. Oh my God. BORING! The first time I climbed to the throat of the world I longed for the days of the Blades headquarters. Remember when the king walked out? And they had that scripted event? It was amazing! Also, Morrowind. I'll never forget the excitement of stepping outside of the ship... The questions... The tutorial.... All lost.

6. Combat. Terrible. I want the dice-rolls back. Some said Morrowind had boring and lifeless combat, but I for one enjoyed knowing that one day I would become strong enough to strike with a weapon- and boy would it feel visceral when I was able to hit.

7. Difficulty: Bandits in Glass and Daedric armor.

9. Immersion. "Stop right their criminal scum!", "You Enwah!" This game has lost the excitement of an immersive fantasy world. I walk into a town and it feels like I'm in epcot.

10. Removing stats. How do I know if I'm good with swords if I haven't tagged it as a skill? How do I know that I'm strong without tagging strength? I want to run and become athletic. I want to jump for 10 seconds. I want to fall off a cliff and know that I am becoming acrobatic. I'll never forget the joy of putting skills I am good with as "minor" skills so I could train them without leveling and get that awesome multiplier. I loved using a notebook to plan how I leveled. It made the world immersive.

You can fool yourself, you can pretend it's fun, but you know it's not. You know that when Morrowind and Oblivion came out... life was good. Then Skyrim comes along... And ruins all that was good about the Elder Scrolls.

If it's meant to be sarcasm someone needs to remind him that sarcasm rarely works in print, it's the tone of voice that displays sarcasm. Also if he was joking someone needs to remind him that jokes have punchlines, also they are funny, this was a waste of time.

Again, it's not trolling, it's satire.


*sigh* Why do I even bother?

im suprised you havent just enjoyed the ride

even if you were right
no sense in nitpicking

or do you just enjoy being a smart ass?

There have been some outstanding games released this year:

1. Battlefield 3: Lengthy, exciting, very few bugs. The fifth modern shooter to release in year

2. Call of Duty MW 3: Old, same game the fifth time over, and plays just like the others, and costs just as much as the last title.

3. Gears of War 3: Feels like a brand new game. Huge game play improvements.


And then there is Skyrim. I was expecting this game to be the successor to Morrowind and Oblivion, and to fix what little there was wrong with.....blah blah blah, I'm picky, havent given this game a fair chance, and pre-maturely orgism every time I opinionate for other people.

Are you being sarcastic too?

Just like him?

[censored]...

EDIT: Oh, that was not a bad word Sorry about that

You must feel so silly now.

1. MW3 is not 'New, Exciting, Fresh'. It is the same damn game!
2. Northern region don't have 'green fields'.
3. Randomly generated caves were exactly the same over 1/2 the time.
4. Dunmer are hated by the Nords.
5. Imps were annoying.
6. Oblivion gates are gay as hell.
7. The tutorial got boring, and the story was coherent and interesting.
8. Real-life combat isn't dice-rolls. Fighting you hit every time unless they dodge it. Dodging isn't probability, it is skill.
9. Why would a bandit have expensive armor? They would retire if they had that cash.....
10.Skyrim is more immersive than Oblivion.
11. Role-playing and imagination should allow you to know that you become stronger, or know you are more athletic. You can't jump for 10 seconds in real life. You die if you fall off a cliff in real life.
12. Using a notebook to plan leveels isn't immersive.
13. Skyrim is the best TES so far.

Please divine being (if there is one) let this guy be trolling.

There have been some outstanding games released this year:

1. Battlefield 3: Lengthy, exciting, very few bugs.

2. Call of Duty MW 3: New, exciting, fresh.

3. Gears of War 3: Feels like a brand new game. Huge game play improvements.


And then there is Skyrim. I was expecting this game to be the successor to Morrowind and Oblivion, and to fix what little there was wrong with those games. Bethesda it feels, has just made a "meh" game.

1. NPC's: They have lost the liveliness of Morrowind and the "zoom-in" feature from Oblivion. Now it feels like I'm just walking around and talking, yet I don't feel like I'm "ZOOMED IN" on the action of the conversation.

2. The World. It's in the North, it's Skyrim, we get it. But where are the green fields of Oblivion, the randomly generated caves that looked so different, the volcanoes of Morrowind, all the Dunmer?

3. The Monsters: Awful. No one ever wanted dragons, we wanted more Golden Saints and Imps!

4. On to the dragons. Boring! I can kill them, absorb souls, and I'm still "In Skyrim". Take me for a vacation- Oblivion Gates. Nothing beat the thrill of going to Oblivion, fighting through a similar landscape- but finding out the treasure inside was DIFFERENT!

5. Story. Oh my God. BORING! The first time I climbed to the throat of the world I longed for the days of the Blades headquarters. Remember when the king walked out? And they had that scripted event? It was amazing! Also, Morrowind. I'll never forget the excitement of stepping outside of the ship... The questions... The tutorial.... All lost.

6. Combat. Terrible. I want the dice-rolls back. Some said Morrowind had boring and lifeless combat, but I for one enjoyed knowing that one day I would become strong enough to strike with a weapon- and boy would it feel visceral when I was able to hit.

7. Difficulty: Bandits in Glass and Daedric armor. That was difficulty. That was excitement. In Skyrim it's the same old "Ooooh now that you're level 45 and a dragonslayer a bandit with a club is easy"- give me a break.

8. Making Spells. Morrowind and Oblivion had it. It made the game. Smithing, Alchemy, Enchanting? Forget those. They're boring. AND OVERPOWERED. In Morrowind and Oblivion you never had to worry about being over-powered through spell creation.

9. Immersion. "Stop right their criminal scum!", "You Enwah!" This game has lost the excitement of an immersive fantasy world. I walk into a town and it feels like I'm in epcot.

10. Removing stats. How do I know if I'm good with swords if I haven't tagged it as a skill? How do I know that I'm strong without tagging strength? I want to run and become athletic. I want to jump for 10 seconds. I want to fall off a cliff and know that I am becoming acrobatic. I'll never forget the joy of putting skills I am good with as "minor" skills so I could train them without leveling and get that awesome multiplier. I loved using a notebook to plan how I leveled. It made the world immersive.

You can fool yourself, you can pretend it's fun, but you know it's not. You know that when Morrowind and Oblivion came out... life was good. Then Skyrim comes along... And ruins all that was good about the Elder Scrolls.