Skyrim The Musical!

Action! Adventure! Love! Suspense! A Metacritic score above 70%!

No stupider then a bunch of 20 somethings banging on trashcan lids or Spiderman the Musical.

As for the cast, I'm thinkin...:

Sam Worthington in a Blonde Wig as Dovakiin: Making his broadway debut, shocking audiences with his phenominal vocals

??????? WE NEED AN ESBERN!

Alan Rickman as Helseth: He needs the work and is a good villian.

Tim Curry as Alduin: Tell me he's not the best Villian ever.

Johnny Depp as Listener of The Darkbrotherhood: He proved he can do it in Sweeny Todd.

Taylor Swift as Lifts-Her-Tail: The obvious love interest.

Pump As The Mudcrab: A little Crustacian along for a BIG Adventure.

Rhanyan as The Fat Lady; Cuz it ain't over till WTF EVER.

Written and Directed by Madgod Sheogorath: For obvious reasons.

If you disagree, or have something to add, post.

We just need a plot and songs!

I've already got Dovakiin's main theme fleshed out a bit, just need to finish;

"Ooooooooooooooh, I am the Legendary Hero Known as Dovakiin,

I wander 'cross the countryside just killing everything,

If I see a Dragon, I just look at it and Screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...

For I am The Legendary Hero, Known As Do- Va- KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"


Thoughts? Problems? Trolls?

Updated Episode 4; A New Hope.

No.

Now on Broadway! :rofl:

Don't Like the Idea then GTFO.

My opinion.

What?... I don't even....

-Mr. Maric

definitely better than a sammu thread but eh, no

This is pure and simple 100% genius. Can I be a mudcrab?

Thank you, I can actually vote.

A three-hundred hour long musical... oh hell... then again i guess it worked for Richard Wagner.

lol for some reason I picture Sheogorath being the director of Skyrim the musical. :teehee:

My opinion is as bias as the poll because I hate musicals. They always come across as cheesy and quite lame and the music tends to imo be very inferior to just good writting and good old acting.

Sweeny Todd is a great example of what would have been a pretty good movie if it weren't for the damn singing. The only musical I have ever watched and even slightly enjoyed was Oliver and I don't think Skyrim no matter how good would be any good either.

My answer in case you hadn't guessed or even cared is NO

DONE.



Whatever. Updated, but quite frankly, your opinion doesn't matter to me. :spotted owl:



Good Point, DONE.

Hmmm...It appears that there may be a need to create a fat lady after all.

??...Kill the wabbit...???

I rather have a movie

don't you mean written and directed by Mel Brooks?

Yeah, Sweeny Todd svcked so hard it won over a dozen Awards including 2 Academy Awards.




DONE.



We have to get successful first.

@The People Who Voted that They Hate Me; Joke's On You JERKWADS

Yes defnitely :dance:

Tim Curry absolutely
Alan Rickman should be Helseth. He can do the suave villainry required
Mudcrab dancers and a chorus of singing Draugr

Yeah and that's why I said "in my opinion"

Moulin Rouge won many awards as well but that doesn't change the fact I don't like the movie.

I would love a live action movie if the right cast were involved and the right director but not a musical.

Your seem to not care as much as Jeff Winger!