If Skyrim was real, who and where would you most want to vis

Post » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:43 am

So if we suspend disbelief for purposes of this topic and assume that Skyrim is fact not fiction, and that you could actually go to Skyrim on Planet Nirn, who in the game would you most like to meet in person, and which location, be it a town, cave, ruin, mine, castle, fort would you most like to go and see for real?

I'd like to do a tour of Whiterun Hold, including the windmills and bridges outside the main gates, the residential area inside the gates, Jorrvaskr the Companions HQ, Belethors general goods store, Warmaidens, Temple of Kynareth and the majestic Dragonsreach to see how accurate the game has portrayed these places, or possibly how different they might actually be from the game. Seeing the huge wooden dragon trap at the Great Porch would be awesome. Alternatively, seeing one of the imposing daedric shrines such as shrine of Azura or Boethia would be amazing as well as spine chilling.


I think meeting Esbern would be very interesting. He seems to be something of an academic who could share some very entertaining stories over a cup or two of mead. Seems like a nice friendly fella too.

You can also name one enemy you'd like to see for real. I'd be interested to see a giant strolling with his mammoths. Imagine seeing a real giant. I'd also like to aggravate him from a safe distance, just to see if he really clubs the floor and growls like in the game. /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':biggrin:' />
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Lyndsey Bird
 
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Post » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:55 am

First thing I'd do is go to Markarth and try to hook up with Hroki. Then, I'd head over to Windhelm (hopefully before the butcher starts all of his nonsense) and hook up with that chick Susanna "The Wicked" who is usually stirring the pot in the Inn there. Those chicks are both so smoking hot. My first order of business would definitely be to "hit" both of those.

After banging both Hiroki and Susanna, I'd head over to Whiterun and knock all the sh*t off the walls and all over the floor in Belethor's store. That guy just annoys me.

Then, I'd go to the Hag's Cure to try bang Muiri. Got a problem Muiri? I'd solve it for you. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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Patrick Gordon
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:30 pm


By the sounds of it, you'd better hope belethors sells skeever skin condems and a potion of fortify banging. What about that milf Maven Blackbriar, won't you hit on her? /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:07 pm


Maven is hot, but I think she's been around the block quite a few times with some of the undesirables in Riften. I'll have to put some Chaurus Chitlin or dragon scale condems before banging her. I'll be sure to have Muiri make up a nice batch of fortify banging and fortify stamina potions before getting busy though.
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Charleigh Anderson
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:31 pm

Do I get to be the Dragonborn? If not, the first thing I'd visit is someplace that isn't riven by civil war and randomly raided by Dragons.
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sam westover
 
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Post » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:22 am

haven't visited Rift yet

i will go anywhere except freezen places like winterhold, windhelm, dawnstar.
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Angelina Mayo
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:33 pm

I'd want to see Elisif - she's so cute. ...and Muiri, too...adorable.

Then I'd pretty much do what I do in the game: kick the $*** out of all the a-holes. /lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:12 pm

I'd visit the Blue Palace right away. Make friends with Elisif. Hope she lets me stay.

.. It seems most safe and hygienic.
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:12 pm

The Rift. All those Aspen trees, the wonderful autumnal colors, the streams and waterfalls...I would gladly live there in real life if I could.
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:13 pm


I DO live there IRL.... a place very similar - mountains, lots of trees, flowing water, beautiful colors in the fall. Yep, The Rift is my very favorite place in game, and I would probably gravitate there immediately if offered the opportunity.

As far as WHO to visit.... Paarthurnax.
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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:10 pm

The Dark Brotherhood before it gets [censored] by the Imperials. Just so I can go crazy over Babette. Kawaiii
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:31 pm

4 words- sylgja in shor's stone /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:49 pm

I belive that I would visit Paathenax (Spelling?) and move to either solitude or riften.
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:06 pm

I'd want to visit Makarth. I love mountains and waterfalls, and we dont have those in suburban Chicago.
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loste juliana
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:25 pm

I'd settle down in whiterun and hook up that that redgaurd women who betrayed her country.
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Alyce Argabright
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:26 pm

Get married to Balimund!
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Post » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:56 am

I'd want to venture through the Reach. Maybe visit some ancient Nord ruin. Concerning the person to visit, who else but Paarthurnax? Unless you get to say hello to Alduin without the risk of having your heading munched off. Or the Khajiit trading caravan of Whiterun, so I get to stare at the trading Khajiit's smile forever and ever ... :3
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Danny Blight
 
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Post » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 am

Paarthurnax and Odahviing.
And I'll get the chaps at the College to teach me some magic.
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:47 pm

[censored] [Censored] Make Money
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Gisela Amaya
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:27 pm

You know Hroki is a teenager right? She's marked as a "child" which implies that she's an underage teen :P

I'd want to meet Mjoll my Lioness :wub:

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Emilie Joseph
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:07 pm

I would dedicate the rest of my life to training with the greybeards so I can use the Thuum
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Kellymarie Heppell
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:53 pm

well, i would NEVER survive in that sort of place, but if i did, i would like to join a temple/college of winterhold and learn how to heal people as well as learn how to fight as a warrior. THen i could be a Crusader of sorts. I would probably live in Solitude or Whiterun, as they seem like the best places to live, IMO.

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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:10 pm

It's obviously an accident that she is marked as a child. Why would they have her wear Tavern Clothes and look about 25. :)
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Pat RiMsey
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:36 pm

Call me boring but if I was in skyrim the only place I'd stay is in a city with some walls.

Most likely whiterun and the person to meet would be Sam Guevenne :foodndrink:

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Jordyn Youngman
 
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Post » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:17 pm

I'd blend in with the forsworn and life out my days with them.

Companions would be my second choice.

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