Me: Decapitates bandit with Legendary sword (imperial sword)**

Guard: "Pig-sticker like that won't get you very far. Better see the blacksmith."

Me: " ....?"

He's just jealous.

Psh, the guard is just jelly cause your blade can cut butter

Oh I love it when they complain about you using elven blades.

But hey, they probably say that only because they seen your own armor get cut up like butter by a bandit marauder using only an iron blade