Everyone kept a slight distance from him. Even Moriarty didn't bother to get too close to the man to offer more drinks. If he wanted another beer, the man would ask for one. No one goes close to a heavily armed man when it's clear he'd like to drink alone.
A pair of traders on the other end of the bar started discussing with themselves who he might be. They'd never seen anyone dressed the way he was.
"I'm tellin' ya, Pete, he's gotta be some kind of raider."
"Come on, Manny. You know as well as I do that they don't let raiders in here. He's gotta be some kind of mercenary. Look at the guy. He's got enough guns."
Finally, Gob turned to them and said, "He ain't either. You're not even close, guys."
Manny sneered at Gob. "Alright then, Zombie. What IS he, then?"
Groaning at the cliched nickname, he went on drying washed shot glasses. "He's one of those Regulators. You know, the 'law bringers' of the Wastes? Go out and kill people who do bad things to others out there?"
Pete looked the man over as he drank his beer. "So, that's what they look like, eh?"
Manny gave the man one quick look and said, "Doesn't look like much to me. Not surprised he's a Regulator."
His fellow trader looked at him and replied, "Oh? And why do ya say that?"
Manny simply shrugged. "I've heard a lot of stories from people who've seen them. From what I've heard, they're not good at fighting at all. Just a bunch of people with guns and delusions of righteousness."
Gob looked up from a half-dried glass. "I wouldn't believe those people if I were you. The Regulators are actually pretty good at what they do."
Manny gave the ghoul a smirk. "Oh yeah? Ever seen one in action? Ever seen HIM in action?"
Gob dropped his gaze back to the glass. "No. But I'm guessing you haven't either."
Laughter and ruckus was heard outside the saloon. The sounds of people who were in the mood to start trouble and looking for a good place to get it going. "Sounds like we'll get to see which one of us is right, Zombie," said Manny with a smile.
"Willing to bet five caps on it?"
He gave the ghoul a quizzical look, then nodded. "Yeah, sure. Why not? It's a safe bet on my part." They shook on it and watched as the trouble makers came in.
They were three mercenaries from the look of them. Each had a pistol on their belts. They were laughing and shouting at one another. Their leader addressed the saloon's occupants while one of his buddies snatched a beer from one of the costumers. "Attention ladies and gentlemen! We just happen to be the [censored] best band of mercs you'll ever see in this or ANY lifetime!"
Moriarty approached the new arrivals not bothering to hide his annoyance. "Listen, lads. You can act like ruffians all you want out there. But in my bar, you will need to obey the VERY simple rules in here, which are 'do not drink anyone's booze but your own,' " he said looking at the man who stole the beer, "and 'do not try to start any kind of trouble while you are in my establishment.' Alright?"
The merc leader just burst out laughing. He turned to his companions and, still laughing, said, "Can you believe this guy? He thinks he can [censored] tell us what to do?" He turned back to Moriarty. "Is that what you were doing, old timer? Were you telling us what to [censored] do?"
Moriarty walked right up to him until they were only a few inches apart. "Yeah, you little punk. That's what I'm doing. If you don't like it, then get the [censored] out." They both just stood there for a few seconds, neither one of them backing down. The silence hung heavily in the saloon, making the tension go up tremendously as each second passed.
The merc leader shoved Moriarty away from him with tremendous strength, causing him to stagger back several steps before toppling backwards over a bar stool. All the mercs just started laughing hard than before. "You really need to learn when to keep your mouth shut, old timer!" laughed the leader as he pulled out his 10mm pistol, and aimed it at Moriarty's chest. The saloon owner's eyes grew wide as he saw the weapon point at him.
"Alright, that's enough, son." Lucas Simms had his Chinese assault rifle leveled at the back of the leader's head. "You need to remember that good manners are needed if you're going to stay in this town for any period of time."
The merc with the stolen beer smashed his beverage over the sheriff's head, splashing beer and glass everywhere. Once again, the group of young mercenaries nearly fell over from laughing. "Yeah? Well then, you should've remembered that pointing a gun at a GUEST is bad manners," said the leader as he took the rifle from the dazed sheriff. He handed the weapon to one of his men before saying, "Is there anyone else who thinks that we're behaving badly?" He looked around with a smile at everyone, as though the very idea was a great joke. "Anyone at all?"
"You know, you really should quit while you have a chance, kid." His voice wasn't loud at all, but everyone heard him very clearly. They all turned to look at the man in the leather duster. The customers had a look of horror as their eyes jumped from the mercs to the man at the bar. The mercs looked at him with dumbfounded expressions, as though he had just insulted all of their mothers at the same time. He just sat there calmly finishing his beer before saying, "You never know what you're actions may cause to happen to you and your friends."
The leader of the mercs took a step closer to the man. "What the [censored] did you just say to me?"
"You also might want to lay off on the swearing. If you use those words too much, people might think you have an exceptionally small vocabulary." The leader made a look that suggested that he just got slapped. His two companions exchanged looks with each other that said, Oh, this guy is gonna get it.
Their leader stepped right behind the man, his face as red as a box of Dandy Boy Apples. "Care to repeat tha-"
"What's your name, kid?"
The merc just stood there for a second, his face trying to decide whether to look confused about being asked that question or insulted for being interrupted. Finally, he said, "What?"
The man turned his head enough so he could see the merc out of the corner of his eye. "Your name. What is it?"
Blinking a little in utter confusion, he said, "Um, it's Sam. Why do you-"
"Alright, Sam," interrupted the man again, "here's the deal. I'm Daniel Smith, and I'm a Regulator. That means that if you do anything that I deem as unjust or exceptionally harmful to others, I'll have to kill you. But, I'm willing to give you a chance to walk away and change your behavior so that it will never happen. You understand?"
Sam's eyes grew wide and filled with fury. "Did you say you're a Regulator?"
"Yes I did. I ALSO said, I'd give you a chance to change your ways so I don't need to kill you."
The merc didn't seem to hear the second part of what Daniel said. "Wow, man. We don't like Regulators. I mean we REALLY don't like Regulators." He turned to his men and said, "Do we, guys?" They both shook their heads, but their wide eyes said that they were more scared of them than anything. Sam turned back to Daniel. "Like I said, we don't like them. You know what we do when we see one?"
"Stay away and behave yourselves, if you're smart."
Sam went on as though he didn't hear. "We kill them. We kill them, put their heads on sticks, and warn any others that they aren't as tough as they think. Ain't that right, boys?" He didn't look back to see that instead of nodding, they gave each other worrying looks. They did, however, tense up, like a dog that knows it'll need to fight.
Daniel got up from his seat at the bar and turned to face Sam. The merc couldn't see his eyes through the sunglasses, but he felt their stare all the same. He hated it. He scoffed and said, "Man, I'm gonna enjoy smashing your face in."
"So does that mean you won't take my offer?"
"You're [censored] right I won't!" he shouted as he threw a punch at Daniel's face. The Regulator stepped to the left, caught his forearm, and used the merc's momentum to get him off balance. But he wasn't finished there. When Sam started losing his balance, Daniel pulled his arm behind his back and slammed his head on the bar with enough force to make the drinks on it bounce a little. While the merc was stunned, Daniel pulled out a combat knife from inside his duster and slammed it through his shoulder, pinning him to the bar. His scream of agony made everyone in the saloon flinch.
The Regulator leaned down next to his ear and said, "I warned you. And you really should cut down on the swearing. You don't really sound all that intimidating while you do it."
Through his cries of pain, Sam was finally able to say, "What are you doing just standing around? KILL THIS [censored] ALREADY!!!"
One merc pulled out his 10mm pistol and aimed it at the Regulator, only to see the barrel of a .44 Magnum pointed squarely at his face. Sweat immediately started dripping down his face and off his chin. His partner who was given the Chinese assault rifle brought it up to bear on Daniel and discovered that the Regulator had pulled his hunting rifle from his back and had it aimed at his head. The three of them stood there for what seemed to be an unbelievably long time. The two mercenaries stood there, shaking while their clothes become more and more drenched in their perspiration. Daniel stood their as solid as a stone, while only his eyes moved from one gunman to the other.
Sam, unable to see what was going on, shouted, "Hey! I'm not hearing any gunshots! Just kill him already!" The two other merc's breathing became sharper and faster, sweat now flowing freely down their faces as they stared into Daniel's stern, unflinching face. "SHOOT HIM!!!"
The two let out half-strangled battle yells as they prepared to fire, but they just wasted time. The Regulator pulled both his triggers at once. The two bodies fell backwards and hit the floor at the same time, sounding like one body, their guns falling where they once stood. Blood began to pool underneath their heads.
"Did we get him?" asked Sam. "I can't see."
Daniel holstered his weapons and walked over to the bar. He leaned down next to Sam's face and just glared at him. The young merc's grunts and cries of pain turned into whimpers of fear. Finally, Daniel said, "I said cut down on the swearing, Sam." With that, he went over to the dead bodies. He found a knife on the one with the 10mm and used it to cut of both of their right index fingers. Then, he helped up both Moriarty and Simms. He paid for his beer, told Simms "He's all yours," and left the saloon.
Silence hung in the room for a minute. Then, everyone went back to the conversations they were having before. After a couple failed attempts, Simms pulled the combat knife out of Sam's shoulder and took him out of the building.
Pete and Manny slowly turned and looked at each other. Gob leaned over a little and said, "I think I won that bet, Sir." Manny glared at the ghoul as he handed him five caps, and Pete couldn't stop laughing at his friend's misfortune.