» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:29 pm None of these are lore friendly, but they're insane/trippy. This isn't all of them.
The Pants Quest
Get a Golden Saint who speaks ebonics and has bowel problems some new pants!
(I've actually finished this. It needs to be refined in my opinion, but it is playable)
The Golden Knight of Order
Help a Golden Knight of Order rescue its lover from grummites!
(I'm almost done writing the dialogue for this quest)
When you are in New Sheoth, a Golden Saint, and Dark Seducer will come to you and tell you that a Golden Knight of Order has arrived and it wants to see you. So you go to wherever it is, heavily guarded by GS/DS guards. This particular Knight of Order has free will and feelings.
When you talk to the Knight of Order, you are surprised that it can even talk. It comes to you begging for help. During the Greymarch, he worked with a particular Dumner (whose name that I haven't figured out yet) who's a priest of order who happened to fall in love with the Knight of Order for some reason. After the Greymarch, the pair went into hiding in a cave that happened to be inhabited by grummites, who ambushed them. The Priest of Order was captured and the Knight of Order managed to escape away to get help, from you, Lord Sheogorath. It was so desperate for help that it was willing to go to you for help and risk getting killed by the guards on sight.
The Knight of Order wants you to help it go back into the cave, fight the grummites, and rescue the Priest of Order. You can choose to help it or kill it right then and there, you know, since it did serve Jyggalag.
There's the question of why this Knight of Order didn't disappear when every other Knight of Order did after the Greymarch. Like I said before, this particular one had feelings and even feel in love with the Priest of Order, so it was deemed unworthy to go back to wherever those Knights of Order came from.
When you talk to the Knight of Order, you are surprised that it can even talk. It comes to you begging for help. During the Greymarch, he worked with a particular Dumner (whose name that I haven't figured out yet) who's a priest of order who happened to fall in love with the Knight of Order for some reason. After the Greymarch, the pair went into hiding in a cave that happened to be inhabited by grummites, who ambushed them. The Priest of Order was captured and the Knight of Order managed to escape away to get help, from you, Lord Sheogorath. It was so desperate for help that it was willing to go to you for help and risk getting killed by the guards on sight.
The Knight of Order wants you to help it go back into the cave, fight the grummites, and rescue the Priest of Order. You can choose to help it or kill it right then and there, you know, since it did serve Jyggalag.
There's the question of why this Knight of Order didn't disappear when every other Knight of Order did after the Greymarch. Like I said before, this particular one had feelings and even feel in love with the Priest of Order, so it was deemed unworthy to go back to wherever those Knights of Order came from.
There's more to this.
The Assmaster
Help a member of the Imperial Legion who has gone into the Shivering Isles to pursue a criminal who just ain't right in the head!
Spoiler
The Assmaster 2000
Help the titular Assmaster deal with more members of the Imperial Legion who have come from Cyrodiil to the Shivering Isles to apprehend him.
Help the titular Assmaster deal with more members of the Imperial Legion who have come from Cyrodiil to the Shivering Isles to apprehend him.
GO AROUND THE ISLES! NOW!
Go around the isles, touching checkpoints to receive a very big sum of Gold. That's the basic premise of this quest. There is more to this.
