There is a man......this man had a vision......a vision from the gods. They bade him go to Pell's Gate and convert the sinners and he followed. But he found that the sinners did not heed his warnings to turn from their distasteful and sinful ways of thievery, murder, lust and wretchedness. None in the town would listen or heed his call to build a cathedral or turn their thoughts and deeds pure, and in fact most thought him 'a few bales short of a wagon load', and so the man grew ever more frustrated.
His devotion to his purpose soon became an obsession, one that must be acheived at any cost. Finally, convinced that none would listen he has set about finding a way to 'cleanse' the town of it's filthy and diseased souls.........luckily the fruit cake wrote a journal about his plans to...erm....remove the residents of Pell's Gate.
That is what I need, his journal. If anyone fancies writing it, it would really help.