im not very good at telling stories, anyway here goes.
I tried to have my bard leave, sonir, she sings awfully false even by nord bard tradition standards but she just wouldnt leave the house. so upon hearing ragnar the red for the 50th time I decided to kill her. a killcam were I cut her throat seemed fitting, in the middle of one of the verses. now that in itself was hilarious, but as she falls dead on the floor, my wife jenassa starts applauding! this game never ceases to amuse me..