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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:15 pm

At first I thought it was just a few minor problems, but then as I progressed through the Campaign they became less subtle and all the bugs and errors you could ever imagine would just appear at the worst times making game play the least fulfilling and in my opinion, utter ****. Excuse my language but I am a very down to earth Crysis fan, loved the first one, and Crysis Warhead. So I thought I should give this game a chance because I knew about the changes and I thought "Crytek can only ever improve from their original so it must be awesome".

Wrong.

I got v1.2 patch yesterday fixed some of the errors "yay!"... But then it introduced a helluva lot of new ones!!! When I access the menu or enter the multi player menu, the music doubles and plays it self repeatedly as if someone had put on a broken record scratching the bare essence from my soul, this then caused my menu to freeze up, so it was almost impossible to select anything.

I was finally done reinstalling the game, and after having downloaded all the patches/updates... The menu didn't lag up afterwards, but the music still kept looping over itself, and now every game I tried to join on Multi player had a Ping over 1000 and they always seemed to be full. Later I found out that the quick match option only ever sticks me into a lobby all by my self as if I were some unwanted faeces excreted from a Monkey's bum hole.

When I finally managed to join a game, I was playing quite well until I died instantly. It was there and then not only did I realise that my kill streak had been interrupted, but that my entire computer had completely froze. Next thing I knew, I was heading downstairs and out into the garden to locate the keyboard that had exited via my double glazed window!

My internet is fine, I've run a ping test, driver update, every damn update and test you can think of! And my computer ace'd every single one!

I apologise for my language right here and now, but for god sake Crytek, I understand you're trying you're best (and you bloody better be!) but this game has brought nothing but more errors, glitches, and run time errors. If none of this is fixed any time soon, expect to be giving me a refund very soon! It seems to me that this game should not have been released for another 3 months, if that!

P.S: If anyone tells me to forward any ports, I will throw monkey poo at them!!!

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Matt Bee
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:20 pm

The music problem was always there. Other than that, I know what you mean.
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Charlie Sarson
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:04 pm

DO NOT BUY I REPEAT DO NOT BUY! D:
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Hannah Whitlock
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:01 pm

I played the demo online and was looking forward to the multiplayer

But ever since the game's release, I haven't even been able to log in, NOT EVEN ONCE!!!! Freezes up at the "Check your connection" screen

Nothing fixed this whatsoever, and considering all the other bugs, I finally brought the game back where I bought it and got my money back
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:23 pm

P.S: If anyone tells me to forward any ports, I will throw monkey poo at them!!!

Best thing I've seen posted yet. I love monkeys!
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Charlie Ramsden
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:44 am

I seriously will
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:00 pm

Forward your ports.
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TASTY TRACY
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:02 am

I'm not going to give up on this game that easily! So Crytek, you better sort something out or I'm gonna need more Keyboards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:45 am

I can only ping up foreign servers!! and I only play Pro mode and theres only one PRO Server available!!!

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