» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:01 pm Song of Woe
Laggy game, Laggy game, a slide-show is born,
To stutter forever in Skyrim!
And the fiercest foes freeze as we shout words of wrath,
Laggy game, Laggy game, for a patch do we pray!
Hearken now, sons who took an arrow to the knee,
And the tale boldly told it’ll run fine on the PS3!
Who grinds to a halt when the Wyrm doth arrive,
With FPS so low, that nothing is fun!
And their voices rose up all over the web,
When great expectations turned into dread!
Mighty Thu’ums down on this poor adaptation,
Laggy game, Laggy game, for a patch do we pray!
As the trolls have foretold, black days have arrived,
When obsequious apologists wage war in the realm!
Unplayable lag, bane of gamers abounds,
With persistence, that swallows all joy!
But a day shall arise when the double-speak lies,
Will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Skyrim will be free from foul lag,
And a patch will save the sanity of all!
Laggy game, Laggy game, a slide-show is born,
To stutter forever in Skyrim!
And the fiercest foes freeze as we shout words of wrath,
Laggy game, Laggy game, for a patch do we pray!
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