Well this week has been rather boring lately with all the cw, dlc and patch threads, and I can't say this will be any better, but I'll at least try to make something fun. Let's make some Skyrim themed songs! The last time I made this thread, it died pretty quickly, but maybe now that there isn't much better to do, people will participate more? We'll see. You can do raps, poems, remixes of already existing songs, whatever. Just as long as it is Skyrim related. I'll start. It kinda has spoilers in it, sorta, so I'll put it in the spoiler tags anyway. It's a re do of "Devil Went Down to Georgia."
Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
Note: Imagine the Nordic chants singing in the back instead of the fiddle.
Herma Mora Went Down to Solstheim Spoiler
Herma Mora went down to Solstheim, he was lookin for some knowledge to steal
He was in a bind, Miraak from behind tried to stab him and get outta their deal,
The Daedra came across this young Dov killin Imperials and Thu’umin it hot!
He let Miraak jump out, and gave ‘em a shout and said boy let me tell you what!
Now I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a dovahkiin too,
And if you think you’re up to par, then I will challenge you,
Now you have a pretty strong Thu’um boy but give the OG his due,
I want your dragon souls, so lets take a stroll to Apocrypha where I'll kill you,
The boy said “I killed Alduin, and soon you’re gonna see,
According to the prophecy I’m the last there’ll ever be!”
Dovahkiin, go and learn more thu’ums and meditate on your voice hard,
Apocrypha’s here in Skyrim, and that Daedra deals the cards,
And if you win, then out of Apocrypha you can go!
But if you lose, then Miraak gets your souls!
(Nordic chants)
Miraak used Dragon Aspect and he said “I’ll start this duel with YOL!”
And fire flew from the old Dovahkiin’s mouth, and on our hero it took it’s toll,
Then he said “Alas, you are not worthy to be my Nemesis!”
Then with his shout, three dragons came out, and they sounded somethin like this.
(Dragons singing the background part at http://youtu.be/K6RUg-NkjY4?t=1m33s Not the fiddle part that starts playing over it. Imagine that to be Nordic Chants.)
Yoly Toory Shully Yoly Toory Shully Yoly Toory (x5)
Yoly Toory Shully Yoly Toory…Shully Tooryyyyy!
When our hero killed the last one he said “Well that surely was rather fun,
Now you’ll have no choice but to bow to my voice, cuz it’s clearly the louder one!”
He said “Fus Ro Dah, and Strun Bah Qo!”
(Nordic Chant)
“Watch out Miraak, the Storm’s not for Show.”
(Nordic Chant)
“Who needs all three? I’ll just use Yol!”
(Nordic Chant)
“What’s the matter Miraak, someone stole your sweetroll?”
(More Nordic Chants)
Herma Mora gave Miraak the final blow cuz he knew that he’d ben beat,
And he lay that mighty Dovahkiin right at our hero’s feet,
Herma Mora said “Now you just come on back, and be my Champion!”
Last Dragonborn: “I told you no, you daedric worm. Adios, I gotta run!”
He said “Fus Ro Dah, and Strun Bah Qo!”
(Nordic Chant)
“Watch out daedra, the Storm’s not for Show.”
(Nordic Chant)
“Who needs all three? I’ll just use Yol!”
(Nordic Chant)
“What’s the matter Mora, someone stole your sweetroll?”
(More Nordic Chants)
I'm not a professional, so please...be gentle with the criticism. This is purely for fun.
» Sun May 05, 2013 7:46 pm 
