What are some of the more clever/interesting names you've come up or seen for spells and enchanted items?

From the fantastical to the ridiculous, let's share

Ring: Sviagriss (which I'll use again in Skyrim)
Staff: Ellcrys
Axe: Scamp-Bane

Fire scale (cloak):

20% fire resistance
50 health increase
Increase fire magic damage by 10%, and duration of flame effects by 25%.

Thunder Claws (twin daggers):

15 shock damage (each)
drains magic energy form casters
15% shock resistance (each)
If you attack a target with this weapon from stealth the target will be stunned for 3 seconds.