We start in prison again... : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:28 am

For relieving myself in 'Jensine's Good as New' as a protest at her poor selection of goods.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:09 pm

You've been incarcerated for loitering and posession of a controlled substance.

Little do they know you are, Dovahkiin...DRAGONBORN! Then when they realize that, they're just like, "Let 'em go eh?", because people in Skyrim have Canadian accents.

LOL! Canadian accent! I can imagine that now.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:57 am

i stole a 0 value fork :dance:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:11 am

For claiming there is a good Fable out there.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:09 am

I haven't finished Oblivion yet, but I think at the end I'll get caught for some small crime and then they'll realize that I am the most notoriously unknown criminal they have ever seen. Even cooler than the GRAY FOX!

And then they'll ship me off to Skyrim, hoping that if I ever do escape, I'll freeze to death.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:32 pm

Todd said that you are put in prison for crossing the border to Skyrim... Somehow I wish he didn't do that.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:57 pm

Todd said that you are put in prison for crossing the border to Skyrim... Somehow I wish he didn't do that.

I thought he said you were put in prison WHILE crossing the border. It was a timeframe instead of a reason

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:23 am

I thought he said you were put in prison WHILE crossing the border. It was a timeframe instead of a reason

doesn't this kinda ruin it for anyone who wanted to RP a born and raised Skyrim Nord? If you were a nord who lived in skyrim your whole life, you wouldn't be passing the border into skyrim.

I don't really care, because I don't RP that hard, but it's what i was thinking when i read this

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:29 pm

I didn't give chese to everyone.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:14 am

I was born in the Prison. I am the result of a Skooma'd up female Khajiit and a Wood Elf who accidentally knocked an apple of the table. As a result I look like the everyday house cat, but today I get my freedom!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:16 am

killed all the children in cyrodil 200 years ago... (very old argonina...)

argonia? i cannot type today...
argonian.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:55 am

For growing a beard! You're only allowed to have a beard in Skyrim, so you were imprisoned and brought there.

My Argonian though...Too much drinking on the job...and a sweetroll theft. What a punishment to be sent to the cold country. On the bright side it's the drinking country.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:48 am

doesn't this kinda ruin it for anyone who wanted to RP a born and raised Skyrim Nord? If you were a nord who lived in skyrim your whole life, you wouldn't be passing the border into skyrim.

I don't really care, because I don't RP that hard, but it's what i was thinking when i read this

Eh, slightly. It could very possibly be taken as a Skyrimian Nord who left to get something and came back

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:55 am

You stole some horse armor ...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:34 am

If you were born and raised in Skyrim why would you only have the starting location marked on your map? And it would be hard to imagine why you don't know anyone.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:25 am

Perhaps the gods have placed me there so that I can meet Captain Picard

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:45 am

beat up some guy for a sweetroll.

What did Salmo ever do to you? Savage.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:54 am

I didn't give chese to everyone.

:o then you deserved it.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:31 am

Go to Jail
>Resist Arrest
Pay Gold

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:14 am

Go to Jail
>Resist Arrest
Pay Gold

If you resisted arrest then how are you in jail?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:21 am

Killed a nobles cat most likely called fluffykins

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:13 am

We told a citizen that the cake is a lie, and then GlaDOS came with Atlas and P-Bdy and opened a portal to a remote prison.

Just sayin'

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:26 am

doesn't this kinda ruin it for anyone who wanted to RP a born and raised Skyrim Nord? If you were a nord who lived in skyrim your whole life, you wouldn't be passing the border into skyrim.

I don't really care, because I don't RP that hard, but it's what i was thinking when i read this

Maybe you are a Skyrim born Nord. You could just have been caught at the wrong time. Coming back from a trip to Cyrodiil. Who knooooooows O_o

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:21 am

You were thrown in Jail for stealing an npc's prized calipers from his very hard locked chest.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:36 am

I was finally put on trial for the horrific things I'd done to the Adoring Fan.

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