We start in prison again... : V - Skyrim

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:15 pm

Arguing with a guard and questioning his heritage, his mother's heritage and his own manlihood.

Seriously, we have plenty of time to come up with real back stories for our characters. I'm planning on doing one for Skyrim and really Role Playing the character.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:01 am

For saying "Jehova".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:59 am

For building Cliffracer rescue center.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:28 am

I knocked a plate off of someone's table. Nobody seemed to notice, but when I discreetly tried to put the plate back they called the guards on me.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:47 am

Fraternizing with the enemy.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:55 am

Lets see why am I in this jail cell. Well they said I killed 7 men with one swing of my daedric claymroe.

it was self defense I tell you , they were all bandits. they didn't believe me and through me in here.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:51 am

Seriously, we have plenty of time to come up with real back stories for our characters. I'm planning on doing one for Skyrim and really Role Playing the character.

I'm actually considering to write a diary for my character as things unfold in Skyrim. First entry would be "So how did I end up in prison on this glacier of a land?".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:12 am

For saying "Jehova".

Just start dancing and keep shouting "Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"
"This sammich would be even good enough for Jehovah himself!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:18 am

Posting one too many of the same thread on the town bulletin board.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:48 pm

Finding every possible way to kill the adoring fan....they remember after 200 years

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:21 am

They tortured me until I confessed to the crime spree that resulted in the great tan cup shortage of 4E192.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:15 pm

For continually casting Flare at that weird icy area, "to test the engine" (", officer").

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:28 am

Due to rumours circulating among the town folk that you momentarily picked up a spoon. The rumour spread like wild fire to the guards who hunted you down in their hundreds.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:20 am

For claiming that the world is "not real".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:30 pm

For mentioning an all powerful weapon that releases a magical lead piece from the tip, killing anyone in an instant

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» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:16 am

For telling a guard that "his mother smelled of elder berries"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:17 pm

For moving that potato in your Inn room. ''Yes, it had your fingerprints on it, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:51 am

Because we were born in prison, and at the time your mother (never have six with a guard again, mom!) didn't have enough money to afford a home, so we live in a prison cell. Sadly the mother died and you hope for a miracle.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:38 am

Most probaly... Peeing in public!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:36 am

....Tax evasions...

Oh, and because my alcohol intake shackle said I went over the legal limit...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:04 am

For mentioning an all powerful weapon that releases a magical lead piece from the tip, killing anyone in an instant

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Have to be left to rot in jail for that, hanging's too good.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:41 pm

Because you murdered a bosmer who said to you "By Hrothgar, by Hrothgar, by Hrothgar! It's the Dovahkiin! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:25 am

For asking a guard for his opinions regarding the current justice system (whilst eating an apple with a spoon).

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:15 am

Well there was that whole incident with Faelian. And Rufio. And Baenlin. And...Why haven't I been executed yet?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:30 am

Flaming one too many forums. ;-)