We start in prison again... : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:37 am

Slaughtering 40 people in a blind rage because someone in the crowd wouldn't stop talking about mudcrabs

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:32 am

Public urination.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:58 am

Because we're criminal scum and we violated the law.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:12 pm

For stealing a zero value spoon.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:14 am

Sleeping with the Guard captain,

Decapitating the Guard captain,

Taking his head to the person who hired me to get it,

Not getting paid,

Eviscarating the person who hired me to get it,

Captured at the docks for stealing a boat.

Imprisoned.

Note: Did not happen in this order. :teehee:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:01 am

I could say the worst crime of all. It's so bad that it would hurt your eyeballs.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:54 am

Prison is what happens when you accidentally touch something in a shop.

"Damn, lay off. I didn't even pick it up! Seriously, chill! What do you mean prison?!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:10 am

Killing Todd Howard.

In game.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:09 pm

Asking Vivic if I could see his *foreign quarter* and then got Gloria Allred to take my case but she was assasinated.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:29 am

For killing the adoring fan last game.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:49 am

I was put in jail for stealing everything in the inn that wasn't nailed down....including the inn floor.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:07 am

Because i accidently the whole daughter of some rich noble...

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:23 pm

For shouting "eyup.......its the spoon patrol" to a couple of guards doing their rounds. ......"Only joking lads....erm.......lads?............"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:15 am

I formed the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mudcrabs. Guards were not impressed.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:22 am

For the illegal/unauthorized use of a time traveling/Cross Dementional Teleportation spell... 200 years ago in Cyrodil.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:03 am

For reading the recently banned book in Skyrim "The Lusty Argonian Maid".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:56 am

For crimes against the state, namely attempting to overthrow the imperial oppressors and restore the power of the people

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:21 am

I got The Adoring Fan pregnant.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:35 am

For taking a dump in the middle of town in retaliation to the absence of toilets in Tamriel.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:38 am

They find the remains of Vivec buried underneath the patio.

Personally, I'd have expected a medal but no... <_<

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:08 pm

it wasnt me! they got the wrong guy!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:24 pm

it wasnt me! they got the wrong guy!

It was the one-armed Nord!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:26 pm

They found several editions of boethiahs pillow book underneath my bed while following up on an investigation about a stolen apple.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:11 am

For typing 'tcl' and flying over the Border of Cyrodiil.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:18 am

You were singing to yourself, walking aimlessly around the market place, when suddenly a breath of fire originates from your mouth and burns the whole pack of clothes in the store in front of you, and you were arrested for the damage on the property, even though you did not know how that happened.