We start in prison again... : V

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:26 am

I know a similar thread have been posted before, but I want to hear the forums best/funniest reasons. Please be creative.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:35 pm

The prison in Cyrodiil didn't want us, so we were deported.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:27 am

Software pirating.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:42 pm

We can maybe in a tower, an old tower in the exotic forest.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:38 am

We can maybe in a tower, an old tower in the exotic forest.

Oh God. That's the worst crime of all, you monster.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:15 am

beat up some guy for a sweetroll.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:49 pm

beat up some guy for a sweetroll.

You think that's bad? I was known as the Great Baker Baker. I baked bakers.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:22 am

He was playing too many tricks by summoning daedra. got someone killed. :C

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:10 am

You think that's bad? I was known as the Great Baker Baker. I baked bakers.

they called me the baked potato. did it so much im literally a vegetable.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:13 am

For doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIMrL4qXtJ0.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:50 am

I'm playing a Dunmer for my first run, so most likely I ended up in prison for public intoxication and urinating on a statue of Ysgramor.

We can maybe in a tower, an old tower in the exotic forest.

... And Xardas the Fire Mage will give the you the current situation of the empire, and then send you on your way with a stick.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:39 am

We killed the blasphemers that worship the nine divines, wiping out their chapels in the name of the Daedra we worship...

I mean...uh...erm...I stole a paint brush?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:40 am

Hit a Nord nobleman around the head with a Bosmer.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:10 am

We were dragged off to the dungeon for screaming in public: "This is lazy writing! You could have started us as refugees or POWs or something!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:50 am

For playing punk-rock in the presence of the Cheif Nord. :mohawk:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:36 am

Framed for the murder of the Adoring Fan...

...or were we?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:29 am

Claimed to be Nerevarine and than pretended to be Septim's successor and a new emperor.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:47 am

Usurping the throne of a Daedric Prince

bliviongate:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:48 pm

Bosmer murdering spree.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:12 pm

Illegally sold *snow* to children...
Then lied in court claiming it was snow...
Then tried to bribe the jury with *snow*...

Or if this was in the Shivering Isles: Grew a beard!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:37 am

I think it'd be cool to be a guard for the Imperial Legion in prison. Same beginning - different vantage point.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:01 am

Public urination.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:25 am

For simply being too metal.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:46 am

I′m making my first evil character in TES, a nord male, so it will be perfect for him to be in jail, unlike my two goodie two shoe characters.

I′m rolling with a mace and I like smashing things so my Nord will be in for cracking some skulls for giggles.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:03 am

I think we'll be a prisoner of war, so basically we svck at fighting and got caught.