Heh. You seriously overestimate how much I care. It just seems like an odd thing to worry about.

Besides the fact that it assumes all Stormcloaks are men.

Whenever I see a bearded woman, I assume she's a Stormcloak.

http://minus.com/mbohOhhx7umAFN doesnt look Stormcloak to me.

So you're saying having an epic beard and looking more masculine than a bicep with biceps that has a beard and drinks vodka like water means you're a Stormcloak? I'm okay with that, since you're basically saying Empire supporters are cleanly-shaven feminine looking men.

+1

If one RP is impossible for me, it's a Nord intellectual. "Intelligent, thoughtful Nord" sounds like an oxymoron.

Tolfdir.

Greybeards?

one of them has a Tacos amulet, so if he weren't a greybeard, He would probably be a Stormcloak supporter.

Wait, there are Nords without beards? What has Skyrim come to!

Tolfdir

The Greybeards

Tiber Septim

Delphine

Esbern

EDIT: The Skaal

Astrid

Hadvar

There's more, a lot more, but I don't know all their names.

What's an actual oxymoron are the terms "Brave imperial, honorable imperial, masculine imperial."

Delphine is a Breton I think.

My stormcloak had a soul patch and stubbles. Does that count? Fits with his uber-brutal long hair.

correct.

Ah, whatever. I just listed her because she's kind of smart, but I hate her.

Tolfdir, GB's and Esbern are the only ones from that list that I would call intellectuals. Do understand that being a nice guy doesn't make you intelligent.

Let's list the other way around - virtually every Stormcloak everywhere, every Jarl except Maven (and even she is pushing it, every Companion (Vilkas being the "smart" companion says a lot about them), every MIGHTY TACOS, DEATH TO ELVES guy in Skyrim, the list goes on.

You seem to imply that I give a rat's ass about Imperials. You'd be very wrong there.

My Nord has short hair and a short, nicely trimmed beard. I'm not gonna lie, he looks very civilized.