I was walking along the roads one day when I saw a farmer and his wife walking in the opposite direction. I ask them where they were going and they told me how there hone was destroyed by a dragon. I gave them some gold to help them in there hard time. They were grateful but right then a battle axe took off the head of the wife and the husband was stab throw the back. I stood there in horror when the thugs told me that I was next. I dispatched of them easily and check there pockets, there was a note "teach Mike a lesson by any means from Chicken" I then tracked down the location of this chicken and asked him "why why did you try to have me killed you monster". The chicken replied "really you don't known why how about that egg you took from me huh remember him he was my baby the only thing in my life and you ripped him away from me and ate him so how's the real monster"? He then lunged at me with his eyes full of bloodlust I smack him to the ground and punched in till all there was nothin but blood and feathers left. I stop and contemplated what just happened I took everything away from this chicken maybe I deserved it but then I thought wait how the hell was that chicken talking? I then woke up in my bed with a bottle of skooma at my side it was all a dream. The moral of this story kids in not to use skooma it's a hell of a drug.

ALKENO!
I found you another story for the list!

ALKENO!
I found you another story for the list!


For who's list?

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Don't worry about it.

Although by the title, I was expecting merry adventures instead of a vengeful sort of chicken.

Guess you can't judge a book buy it's cover