I sense that deep beneath the planet, there is a parallel universe in reach. Just one pivot away from our dimension. This location below the earth's crust, has an indefinite war between nations. Every battle is orchestrated by masterminds who use Linux operating systems to infiltrate enemy fortresses.
Girls are born with IQs that surpass the brightest of any in our time. They are educated till advlt-hood and then sent across miles of rope bridges to penetrate enemy platforms. But before the end they most suicide bomb a major outpost.
One can imagine the crossfire.. how it spreads amongst the ancient industrious civilization. All of which is packed into a crater. If you were to look up you would not be able to see the ceiling which is the crust of earth. The only hope of their being a sky out there is the fact that the roof showers everything below with water every single day.
With what little I know, and have shared, I ask you now: Consider what Linux can do for you, and the possibility that distributions such as Ubuntu could cause enough weathering to ruin our entire lives here on the surface of the earth!!

Think about it...

Copyright Hoober. 2010.
also Copyrights to my other Aliases,
TimothyTimbers &
Prosper &
NillaCakester.


P.S. Please do not redistribute this. This is my own.

:bonk:

I promise you I am Lucid. Just give it a chance.

Wut

:facepalm: you are a deranged little person...




not actually being spiteful

You're Lucid in the Sky with Diamonds.

:blink:

It's not his fault, http://xkcd.com/349/

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*sigh*

:hubbahubba:

I'm confused.

So is this spam distributed under creative commons, GPL, or BSD licensing?

None of the above, the licensing terms of the copyright specifically prohibit redistribution. This is.... PROPRIETARY SPAM!

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Well played.

Closed for spam.