» Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:57 am
this could apply to any elder scrolls game tbh 
after finding 8 gold on a vanquished frostbite spider in skyrim (apologies it got me thinking about the weird items that foes have. ireckon the frostbite spider was going for an ale at one of the local taverns (just chillin' with a mead .
» Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:56 pm
Early versions of Francesco's Leveled Creatures and Items mod used to glitch and place calipers in the inventories of practically every creature and NPC in the game. 
» Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:24 pm
I once found a mudcrab that had a spoon. 
Yeah, I've no idea about that one. 
» Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:53 pm
exactly what i mean.a set of calipers and a spoon 
what the bleep would a mudcrab want with a spoon 
one time in tamriel i found a wolf was carrying a fork. A FORK! 
what was it going to do with said fork exactly? 
eat a pot noodle with it
it just cracks me up tbh
» Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:15 am
My thoughts exactly.
