You know, Kik, that seems like the sort of thing I'd see IN the actual game, if not funnier, lol. Good stuff. This is what we need in this topic, a mix of long and short. Huzzah.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking when it came to me. I could just see that conversation actually happening.
And now, for your enjoyment (or boredom), I have started writing a new story with a new character that I've never used before! Woo! I originally made the character for an RP here that never really even got off the ground and so she was tucked away for later use. Now, I'm writing about her and it should be fun for all!
The problem is, I'm writing
too much and may have to end up making a thread for this. Also, there's the fact that I'm pretty sure what I've got right now is 80% drivel and rambling things only I care about, but I'm trying to introduce the character so you know who she is as you read. Infodumps are (not) fun for you and me! I hope I don't peg the character limit with this..
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TrappedA guttural yelp of surprise and a loud, echoing crash upset the relative silence of the large sub-level of what used to be some kind of office building. Debris rained down through the new, jagged hole in the quite high ceiling--at least twenty feet, if not more. A lot of the crumbling ceiling fell onto the one who had fallen through it in the first place, causing the hole.
Jay shook her head, not so much to dislodge the dirt and bits of building material getting into her hair, but more in an attempt to get the room to stop spinning. Needless to say, her fall had been less than graceful, though she really wasn't one known for gracefullness--perhaps a lack of it, if anything. She finally managed to push herself up and struggle to her feet to get a look around, swiping a few tendrils of grimy, ragged hair aside that had fallen into her face with one huge hand, the hair making clanking noises from the junk stuck in it. Still more hair of questionable content fell over her face on the right--she had only cleared the left--but that mattered very little to her. A sightless, totally white eye stared unseeing between the erratic locks of hair, completely lacking a pupil and eyelids drooping ever so slightly over the worthless eye.
Despite her quite impressive height of nine feet, there was no way, not even if she jumped, for her to pull herself back out of the hole she had just made. The ceiling was way above her and she figured there could be two of her stacked without reaching it. This made her annoyed and like always, when Jay was annoyed, she tended to swear, thus the not-so-relative silence was filled with rumbling profanity for a few minutes as an unholy glare was cast at the hole, as if swearing at it would fix her current predicament.
Finally, with a deep sigh of defeat, she gave up on the hole altogether, one green eye taking in her surroundings, the slitted, cat-like pupil darting back and forth far too quickly to be a conscious effort. Once, Jay had known, just like she had known her own name and that it started with a "J", why her eye didn't quite behave itself and tended to jerk back and forth like a radroach hopped up on Jet. Like her name, though, that long forgotten knowledge was utterly lost to her. All she could remember was that the problem had a name, but not what the name was or what it had meant. She tended to just refer to it as "twitchy-eye", not that anyone ever
asked her about it, just like nobody asked about her blind eye, nor her hair, nor anything else, really. Super Mutants tended towards conversation that didn't go that deep.
This mutant was different, though, and not just for the hair, nor her eyes. She looked pretty much like your average Super Mutant, almost 10ft tall and built like a wall of pure muscle (though her face was a bit more mobile and she actually had lips, but she tended to pull them back in a snarl most of the time anyway, so it generally wasn't something you'd notice). It was only when you looked closer, taking note of details, that you could tell that this one was different.
Like all the others, she wore very little in the way of actual clothes--just some gray trousers that might have, at some point in the distant past, been white and a pair of big, black boots (with glittery laces that she found Atom-knows-where). Jay wore hardly any actual armor simply due to the fact that, for the most part, she had absolutely no use for it and it just got cumbersome and in the way (not to mention that anything useful as armor was generally not shiny, or hard to keep in that state). What she did have was dubious at best as far as armor and protection goes. Wrapped leather bracers covered her forearms from just under the elbow to her wrists, part of them wrapping around her hands, and longer pieces of scrap metal tied into place along them offering
some protection. Her boots were actually steel-toed, though not in the normal sense (Jay had taken flatter pieces of strong metal, cut them into the right shape as best she could, and bolted them on--you have to give her credit for that, the woman sure knows her way around a machine shop). The only other protection she wore was also questionable--a somewhat tattered, light brown leather "skirt" that hung from her belt and split down the front, almost like someone hacked the bottom off a trench coat and decided to wear that (and it's very likely that is what actually happened considering it was fairly short and only hung down to mid-thigh).
Besides her clothes and "armor", she did have other things on, but only because she
wanted them on. Naturally, one of these things was her super sledge, which she adored and treasured--it was her most prized posession--strapped across her back with a strong leather strap. Besides the strap going diagonally across her front, her chest was bare for the most part, only a few sad-looking necklaces handing around her thick neck "covering" anything. The necklaces themselves varied in quality and design wildly, all of them found here and there and latched onto in pure joy. Obviously, they were all varying degrees of
shiny. The reason for the necklaces also explained the bracelets that had to be augmented with other bracelets to even fit her thick wrists.
The first more obvious difference you could see at even a glance was the exceptionally long, gray hair full of bits of wire and junk, woven and braided into something like dreadlocks that usually fell just past her knees (sometimes she might use the wires to tie it up to itself, making it shorter, but usually it just went where it wanted). It never once occurred to the mutant that her hair was extremely unusual. It was just there and she made, what she thought of as, good use of it. She had absolutely no other hair anywhere else except those dirty locks and they had been with her since becoming a Super Mutant, snow white in colour at the time. Sure, some had come out along the way (mostly due to Jay having a fit or something and pulling some out), but for the most part, it remained thick and long, even if its real colour was obscured over time by dirt.
What really set her apart though, was her mind. Jay wasn't smart, not by a long shot, but she did tend to think deep thoughts, even if she usually forgot what they were not long after. She could read to some extent, but it was slow-going, needing to follow the line of text with a finger and she had to say the words out-loud to understand them, usually under her breath so that it sounded like she was grumbling to herself. What was probably the most obvious difference though, was that Jay was simply not an aggressive person. Sure, she could have her random spates of unnecessary violence, it was a genetic trait after all, but unless something attacked her first, she was fine leaving it be (well, unless it happened to look tasty at the moment and she was hungry, but that was rare and she tended to like eating things that were already dead).
Shuffling through the large, empty space of the vast basemant, Jay growled unhappily. If anything, the reason she was there in the first place stated quite loud and clear that she was
not like most of her brothers. Most Super Mutants travel in pairs or more and finding a lone one was absolutely rare and usually because something had happened to their partner and they'd yet to reach a group. Jay had, long ago, wandered off alone and was rarely in the company of other mutants. Wandering the wastes, she simply enjoyed a fairly peaceful life in comparison. Her mission, at least what she desired in her own mind and what drove her constantly to wander, wasn't the capturing of humans, or killing of humans, or really having much to do with humans at all. Jay liked to break things, not for any malicious reason, but just for the sake of breaking them and seeing the bits and pieces that resulted. She also liked to eat things to see if they were actually edible or not (more often than not, bits of something she broke, and usually, the conclusion was often: inedible), but mostly, Jay really enjoyed some good, old-fashioned destruction.
It was why she was in the derelict, bombed-out old building to begin with. The building itself was utterly unremarkable, falling apart like pretty much every other building and looking as if it had, at some point, been a Raider camp, chunks of the building gone missing from more recent activity and graffiti on just about everything. There were no humans there now and it was pretty much the only thing for miles--the surrounding area mostly the utterly shattered remains of other structures, with a rocky, uneven area to the north. It had caught her attention due to the fact that it was
something and then kept her attention because it was
something that she could break. The colourful Raider graffiti also dragged her in, as Jay could appreciate it (mostly because it was generally made up of swear words or chaotic patterns, both things she liked).
Like always though, her abysmal luck and general lack of common sense had ended up with her traversing a patch of especially un-safe floor that had finally given up the ghost with her hefty weight stomping over it. Up until that point, she'd been having the time of her life, using her super-sledge to smash holes into the walls, wooden furniture into splinters, and generally pulverize anything else she could find. Anything with graffiti survived, though, because she liked it. She had even found some new treasures to put in her already junk-filled hair which was getting quite heavy as of late and she would need to take it down soon to toss out less-worthy objects.
Said hair was getting a good scratching as Jay scratched her scalp, trying to figure out what she should do. Though she
had liked the hole she made via her sudden descent--it was pretty, with boards sticking out in places and rough around the edges, bits of cable and wiring dangling down into the basemant--it had also dumped her
here where it was dark, dank, and generally colourless and depressingly boring. There wasn't even anything reflective down there to catch what little light there was.
Fingers in her hair, she paused, considering her hair for the moment. Well, she
did need to go through it, and that wouldn't be boring.. thusly distracted from her temporary subterranean imprisonment, Jay sat down heavily with a loud thump right where she had been standing and dragged a lock of hair in front of her left eye for inspection.
Insane as she obviously was, at some point she had realized that she could
keep really nice pieces of things she broke by threading them into her scraggly, nearly full-length hair. It was a dirty gray colour and absolutely
full of metal junk. Wires, bits of metal casings, washers, nuts, and anything else she could get to stay had been woven into it in something that resembled braids. Some things, like washers or nuts, were used more like beads, while wire was simply threaded into the mess and used to hold in the more oddly-shaped pieces. Jay liked her "shinies" and so everything residing in the dirty mop of not-quite braids was metal or if not metal, at the very least shiny.
In fact, Jay liked shiny objects so much that she had taken notice of how some humans put things
through their skin for decoration. This had excited her beyond sense for
weeks (a feat in itself as usually her attention span was about as long as a Raider's jeeped up on Psycho) as she tirelessly sought things that would work the way the humans used them, sometimes pulling them off dead humans directly. Though it had taken quite a few days of trial and error with various haphazardly made implements and more than a little bloodshed, she had figured out how to actually
put the shiny things in her skin. All she knew was that humans did it, but she had never seen
how it was done, and now her ears were slightly scarred from the mutilation she had inflicted upon them in her quest for something to make correctly-sized holes to put the things through. It had taken a while, but she finally settled on a stiff bit of wire that she had ground one end down into a lopsided point. It was still quite a bit blunt, but that didn't bother her much. She kept this very special, precious bit of wire in a tightly braided and short bit of hair that hung just in front of her left ear. With her thick fingers, it was difficult to work that braid out and by the time she got any headway on it, she would finally remember why it was there. It worked at any rate.
Sometimes (very often) something in her hair would get entangled with something stuck through her ears. The totally random piercings of all sizes turning her ears into something that more closely resembled swiss cheese were notorious for latching onto the junk in her hair and being very stubborn about letting it go. At that exact moment as she undid the odd weaving and threading in her hair, removing everything that wasn't hair, Jay had gotten into a battle of wills against a wire that had thoroughly entangled itself with a couple of the rings pierced into her right ear (some being actual
rings and not the normal kind of ring one would put in a piercing--those she had to actually cut her ear, shove in the gash, then stitch the rest back together with whatever was handy at the moment so it would heal up, and sometimes she would just leave the improvised stitches in if she liked how they looked).
This decoration of hair had been going on as long as Jay was capable of remembering, possibly even before being changed into a Super Mutant. Indeed, there were times, such as the current moment while she picked her hair clean, she could vaguely remember it being
human fingers going through the hair and not the large, rough fingers of a mutant. In those rare moments of memory, other things would vaguely come to mind. It was how she knew that at some point, her name had started with a "J". She referred to herself as that for a long time and it just became Jay over time because that was, in her mind, easier to think. As her mind lapsed back into the far past, she suddenly remembered a song, though not the words, but she was fairly certain she had heard it on a radio more recently. Something about a butcher and chopping some meat, which made her smile and she tried to hum along with the tune in her mind as she worked with her hair (which honestly sounded more like grunting, truth be told--nevermind how her
singing sounded).
Her head started bopping along to the sort-of remembered song playing in her mind and Jay actually grinned, suddenly enjoying the moment more. It was one of those rare times that something made her as happy as breaking stuff usually did, almost as blissful as when she would get her hands on a missile launcher. Little things like that could bring a sense of happiness and enjoyment every so often, usually when a little of her past trickled through enough for her to catch a piece of it before it was gone again. Starting to rock back and forth along with the music still going in her head, her "humming" getting louder and now sounding like growling, the vague memory had already passed on and she couldn't remember where the song had come from in the first place, not that it mattered all that much. Jay made a mental note to figure out what the song was and forgot about it two minutes later.
Dirty hair falling down her back and sides, pooling around her on the floor, she finally extracted the last piece of junk from it besides her "hole-poker". The pile of scrap metal she had collected from her hair was actually quite impressive and all together must have weighed quite a few pounds. Now was the more daunting task, the one that made this whole process a pain and bothersome, a task that she really didn't like at all: cleaning her junk. Every last scrap was covered with grime (as well as her hair, mind) and wasn't as
shiny anymore. Her treasures simply couldn't be assessed until they were at their shiniest--her hair, on the other hand, she couldn't give a damn about. It wasn't the actual act of cleaning that bugged her--she liked licking the dirt and gunk off of everything because the flavour was always different and interesting--no, the part of it she
loathed was simply the fact that she had to
clean something. Even the concept of cleaning made her shiver in revulsion.
It simply had to be done, and so she set to work, attempting to focus, as much was possible for her, on the act itself and not the concept of what she was actually doing. Jay was compulsively thorough as she cleaned up each and every piece, those small enough she went so far as to pop into her mouth, careful not to swallow them, and give them a really good spit-soaking. Sometimes she would inevitably accidently swallow something, which was annoying, but she was extremely obsessive when it came to her treasures and so she
always got them back after they ran their course through her system. She could even time it now and knew when to start looking. Those got the same clean-job as everything else did, despite where they had been as it really didn't bother her all that much, indeed if she found excrement on her meandering journey and it was fresh enough to catch her nose, she usually investigated it for edibility.
As shine replaced grime, Jay relaxed a bit, now not-quite hum-growling the song anymore due to her mouth being occupied with her work. Once she actually got working on it, the cleaning bothered her less since she could forget about it and instead enjoy all the interesting tastes. It also became easier because the increasing pile of shiny objects got her excited and worked up since she would get to
sort through all of them and that prospect thrilled her. If Jay were to ever have reason for listing the things she loved most, it would consist of: breaking things, her super-sledge, shiny objects, checking objects for edibility, and swearing, though shiny objects and destruction were very high up there and could override all the others easily. Being stuck in basemants would rate pretty low, but at the moment it was okay because of the very nice distraction.
Scooping up her highly-priced pile of treasures and pouching them in a semi-clean and mostly intact rag she always kept on her (usually for use in making sure her super sledge was kept shiny since cleaning the whole thing by mouth would take way too long and just not be worth the effort), Jay took another, more scrutinizing look around her surroundings. She knew her treasures were clean and shiny--they sparkled in the dim light--but it was just too dark to actually
look at them. Seeing a doorway that lead from the cavernous room she had fallen into, she perked up a little in curiosity and satisfaction, standing back up and heading for it, hoping for working lights somewhere nearby or, failing that, a way out, though escape wasn't terribly high on her list of priorities at that specific moment..