I am sworn to carry your burdens : V

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:20 pm

I wish you were sworn to do some other things. It's getting lonely out here wandering the forest day after day, only to turn around and catch you checking out my butt. What's up with that?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:36 pm

lol

She acts like she's getting paid minimum wage at a McDonald's or something. Hey Lydia, if you don't like the work, why'd you take the job?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:14 pm

Maybe you should shoot her in the knee

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:57 am

She'd just steal my sweetroll if I did that.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:30 pm

I'm not quite certain I understand what the topic of discussion is here.
You are averse to your current state of solitude? Lydia is an unappreciative trollop?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:01 pm

Someone needs to make a House of Ill Repute mod for Skyrim.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:00 am

This is why I liked Mjoll. She seemed positively chuffed to be used as a pack mule.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:51 pm

This is why I liked Mjoll. She seemed positively chuffed to be used as a pack mule.

Of course, she's also a veritable prattle-machine of perpetuity.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:14 pm

thats why when falmer started attacking me when I was level 7 I left her to die

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:47 pm

I'm sure JoshNZ will port his FO3 mod to Skyrim one day :hubbahubba:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:56 am

The housecarls sound 20x less sarcastic saying this.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:03 pm

Carry my junky iron ingots and bathrobes, more like it.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:34 pm

Not proud of this but.. 1 day before lydia died.. i tried this.. i and her ran to a bedroom.. i commanded her to sleep.. then i sleept too... nothing happened... maked me sad face =[

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:17 am

What's to not be proud of? Free love, man!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:31 am

It's getting lonely out here wandering the forest day after day, only to turn around and catch you checking out my butt. What's up with that?

This part had me :rofl:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:08 pm

lol

She acts like she's getting paid minimum wage at a McDonald's or something. Hey Lydia, if you don't like the work, why'd you take the job?

she's sworn to carry your burdens

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:41 pm

What's to not be proud of? Free love, man!

that tha problen.. i got no love =[

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:40 am

this is why i like Iona its all about emphasis.

Lydia: I am sworn to carry your burdens.

Iona: I am sworn to carry your burdens.

Argis: I am sworn to carry your burdens.
Argis doesnt put emphasis on anything...

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:58 pm

"damn right you are!" *gives her 10 armor sets*

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:41 pm

"damn right you are!" *gives her 10 armor sets*

why do i have the feeling watching your profile picture like i have seen it before in my childhood (without that luigi creepy face =P )

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:53 pm

why do i have the feeling watching your profile picture like i have seen it before in my childhood (without that luigi creepy face =P )

i believe that's Vlad the Impaler under there... could be mistaken but it's creepin' me out personally.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:33 am

i believe that's Vlad the Impaler under there... could be mistaken but it's creepin' me out personally.

... i can remember it now.. i were a young boy.. i took the elevator to a wrong eh section.. then.. i saw the paint.. that paint.. gave me fear for 1 hole week.. [censored] it vlad why u so scary

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:37 am

Sometimes I just want to shout her straight off the tallest mountain...

THAT'S ALL SHE SAYS DUDE I SWEAR...

Until I eventually just married her and made her stay at home where she belongs. Making me food and money!

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:25 pm

I'll kill you if I have to.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:05 pm

Maybe you should shoot her in the knee

I can picture her next conversation with Irileth...
"I used to be a housecarl like you, then.."(you know the rest)

If anyone here wants to play a mage, be prepared to hear "A healing spell...are you a priest?" every friggin time you heal her...